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#5981 Citizen of the World

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

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#5982 blackhawkrush

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:

#5983 Citizen of the World

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

#5984 Your_Lion

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

#5987 Citizen of the World

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

#5988 blackhawkrush

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

#5989 Your_Lion

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 12:34 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
He was only forty-seven. Posted Image

#5990 blackhawkrush

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:50 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
He was only forty-seven. Posted Image
Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

#5991 Your_Lion

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 12:01 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2017 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
He was only forty-seven. Posted Image
Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!
Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage:  Get in! Get in! Get in!

#5992 blackhawkrush

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Posted Yesterday, 12:48 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 May 2017 - 12:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2017 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
He was only forty-seven. Posted Image
Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!
Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage:  Get in! Get in! Get in!
There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight.  :burger:

#5993 Your_Lion

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Posted Yesterday, 05:52 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2017 - 12:48 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 May 2017 - 12:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2017 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
He was only forty-seven. Posted Image
Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!
Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage:  Get in! Get in! Get in!
There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight.  :burger:
Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

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Posted Yesterday, 09:39 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 May 2017 - 05:52 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 May 2017 - 12:48 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 May 2017 - 12:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 May 2017 - 10:50 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 12:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 10:53 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 May 2017 - 08:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 May 2017 - 05:43 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 May 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 May 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 18 May 2017 - 08:48 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 May 2017 - 10:59 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 May 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 May 2017 - 09:11 PM, said:

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:
I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
She's a witch! A witch!  :rage:
Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate
The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. Posted Image
Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
He was only forty-seven. Posted Image
Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!
Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage:  Get in! Get in! Get in!
There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight.  :burger:
Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.
All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. No, not a murder, no, what's like a murder but begins with a B? :unsure:




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