Citizen of the World Posted April 18, 2017 Author Share Posted April 18, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 19, 2017 Author Share Posted April 19, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 19, 2017 Author Share Posted April 19, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 (edited) This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gif Edited April 19, 2017 by Your_Lion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 19, 2017 Author Share Posted April 19, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be today 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss:the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss:the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.There may be...a little delay. Yes, we'll try. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss:the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.There may be...a little delay. Yes, we'll try. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0004.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss:the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.There may be...a little delay. Yes, we'll try. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0004.gifOh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss:the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.There may be...a little delay. Yes, we'll try. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0004.gifOh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.We learned how to saw a lady in half. We're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body. :popcorn: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 22, 2017 Author Share Posted April 22, 2017 This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gifYour_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Blackhawkrush. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two posts have very little of the discursive quality about them.You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Not after a Rubens, anyway...all those cherries... :spitwater:Eee I were all hungry, like!Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0061.gifSuperintendent Blackhawkrush ate one of those.Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? :outtahere:Tonights star prize, the entire Norwich City Council. :clap:Seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me to now announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the Rush Forum would be todayWill you please, please welcome - a block of wood. :clap:Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. :boo hiss:the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.There may be...a little delay. Yes, we'll try. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0004.gifOh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.We learned how to saw a lady in half. We're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body. :popcorn:Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. No doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is,...Your_Lion. :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. No doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is,...Your_Lion. :PNow come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. She's a real stunner, she's got great big tits, she's really well stacked and you've got her legs up against the mantelpiece 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. No doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is,...Your_Lion. :PNow come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. She's a real stunner, she's got great big tits, she's really well stacked and you've got her legs up against the mantelpieceOh, Mr. N. That I should be so lucky! You can call me Linda, if you like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. No doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is,...Your_Lion. :PNow come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. She's a real stunner, she's got great big tits, she's really well stacked and you've got her legs up against the mantelpieceOh, Mr. N. That I should be so lucky! You can call me Linda, if you like. ...I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. No doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is,...Your_Lion. :PNow come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. She's a real stunner, she's got great big tits, she's really well stacked and you've got her legs up against the mantelpieceOh, Mr. N. That I should be so lucky! You can call me Linda, if you like. ...I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her lifeSorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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