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#5561 Your_Lion

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 10:56 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.  Posted Image

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 12:39 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.  Posted Image
I took the liberty of inviting them along. :hug2: They won't mind. They're very broad-minded.

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 02:33 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.  Posted Image
I took the liberty of inviting them along. :hug2: They won't mind. They're very broad-minded.
We live in Esher.

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 03:23 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 02:33 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.  Posted Image
I took the liberty of inviting them along. :hug2: They won't mind. They're very broad-minded.
We live in Esher.
...100 miles south of Turin, 100 miles east of Pisa, 500 miles west of Bilbao. :outtahere:

#5568 Citizen of the World

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 06:12 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 03:23 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 02:33 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.  Posted Image
I took the liberty of inviting them along. :hug2: They won't mind. They're very broad-minded.
We live in Esher.
...100 miles south of Turin, 100 miles east of Pisa, 500 miles west of Bilbao. :outtahere:
They live in a sunshine paradise, a Caribbean dream, where only reality is missing.

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 06:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 03:23 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 02:33 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 12:39 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 07 February 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 February 2017 - 08:33 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 06:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 05:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 February 2017 - 03:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 February 2017 - 10:41 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 February 2017 - 09:39 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 01:24 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 12:41 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 February 2017 - 12:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 February 2017 - 06:25 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 February 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 February 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton:
But remember if you've enjoyed watching the show just half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha, ha, ha. Posted Image
Well, I can't make up my mind about this show. I mean, Citizen was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much, but... :sigh:
...he spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?".
Those who were left alive at the end got their money back.  :cool:
And I changed my pet snake, and I changed my Robin Day tie.
Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits. :coffee:  :coffee:
I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase.
"One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle."   :blah:
Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?
He's a small man about this high :16ton: with a high-pitched voice.
Short men, were they... eh? All squat and bent up? Posted Image
:yes: The men of the Derbyshire Light Infantry and Second Armoured Division.
Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.  Posted Image
I took the liberty of inviting them along. :hug2: They won't mind. They're very broad-minded.
We live in Esher.
...100 miles south of Turin, 100 miles east of Pisa, 500 miles west of Bilbao. :outtahere:
They live in a sunshine paradise, a Caribbean dream, where only reality is missing.
So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 03:30 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.
It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene. :bitchslap: You can collect it at reception.

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 06:16 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.
It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene. :bitchslap: You can collect it at reception.
Note the huge breasted typist in the background

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 06:51 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.
It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene. :bitchslap: You can collect it at reception.
Note the huge breasted typist in the background
Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it. Morning, noon and night. "Is it too big?" "Is it too small?"  :eyeroll:

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 07:07 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.
It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene. :bitchslap: You can collect it at reception.
Note the huge breasted typist in the background
Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it. Morning, noon and night. "Is it too big?" "Is it too small?"  :eyeroll:
...ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 11:17 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 07:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.
It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene. :bitchslap: You can collect it at reception.
Note the huge breasted typist in the background
Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it. Morning, noon and night. "Is it too big?" "Is it too small?"  :eyeroll:
...ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
In fact, I think you're six foot five, aren't you? :wub: Oh, that's marvelous!

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Posted 09 February 2017 - 10:29 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 11:17 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 07:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 08 February 2017 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 08 February 2017 - 10:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 08 February 2017 - 06:19 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 February 2017 - 07:05 PM, said:

So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man :Neil: Harold Potter, gardener and tax official, first victim of creatures from another planet.
They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it. :scared:
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to... :bang bang:
go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'
Primitive customs still survive here as if the march of time had passed them by. :bump:
Mrs William Pitt the Elder used to have to get up at three o'clock and go burrowing for truffles with the bridge of her nose.
It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene. :bitchslap: You can collect it at reception.
Note the huge breasted typist in the background
Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it. Morning, noon and night. "Is it too big?" "Is it too small?"  :eyeroll:
...ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
In fact, I think you're six foot five, aren't you? :wub: Oh, that's marvelous!
The tall thin one with the moustache, remember? About three years ago?




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