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#5481 Your_Lion

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Posted Yesterday, 02:16 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

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View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:

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Posted Yesterday, 05:18 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:
Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.

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Posted Yesterday, 05:40 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:
Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.
It's not easy to pad these python files out to 150 lines, you know. :|

#5484 Your_Lion

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Posted Today, 06:26 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2017 - 05:40 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:
Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.
It's not easy to pad these python files out to 150 lines, you know. :|
Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours ... lost all the tension

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Posted Today, 10:21 AM

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)

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Posted Today, 10:47 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

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Posted Today, 11:39 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

#5488 Your_Lion

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Posted Today, 12:03 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image

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Posted Today, 12:15 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:




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