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#5481 Your_Lion

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

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View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:

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#5482 Citizen of the World

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 05:18 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:
Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 05:40 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:
Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.
It's not easy to pad these python files out to 150 lines, you know. :|

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 06:26 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 19 January 2017 - 05:40 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 05:18 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 19 January 2017 - 02:16 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 19 January 2017 - 10:35 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 18 January 2017 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 18 January 2017 - 06:42 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 January 2017 - 08:32 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 January 2017 - 02:13 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 17 January 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 January 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 January 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 January 2017 - 11:29 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 15 January 2017 - 07:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 January 2017 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 January 2017 - 09:37 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 January 2017 - 06:32 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 January 2017 - 07:47 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 January 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water.  :joker:
I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.  :atickhum:
After five years they give me a brush Posted Image
Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues
None of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:
Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.
As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert:  :burger:
Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!
You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:
Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!
Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley.
We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Your_Lion was happier than I had ever seen him.
:laughing guy: :laughing yellow guy: :LMAO: Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it.
But it's my only line. Posted Image
All right, I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?  :poke:
What? I wouldn't buy two thousand clocks
No... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? :yes:
Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.
It's not easy to pad these python files out to 150 lines, you know. :|
Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours ... lost all the tension

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:

#5490 Citizen of the World

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now

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Posted 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 06:23 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 11:56 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 06:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 02:27 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 11:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 06:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 03:00 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 11:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 06:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image
You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:

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Posted 22 January 2017 - 07:18 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 03:00 PM, said:

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This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image
You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

#5497 blackhawkrush

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Posted 22 January 2017 - 10:16 AM

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image
You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:

#5498 Citizen of the World

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 12:30 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 January 2017 - 10:16 AM, said:

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View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 11:56 AM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image
You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:
freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 02:07 PM

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View PostYour_Lion, on 22 January 2017 - 07:18 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 03:00 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 11:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 06:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image
You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:
freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society
When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?
Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha  :LMAO:  She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:51 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 23 January 2017 - 02:07 PM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 22 January 2017 - 10:16 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 22 January 2017 - 07:18 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 03:00 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 21 January 2017 - 11:56 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 21 January 2017 - 06:23 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 06:30 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 12:15 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 20 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 20 January 2017 - 10:47 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 20 January 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things.  :)
and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming
Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A
Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D  Posted Image
The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:
but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now
Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:
This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?  
Posted Image
Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. Posted Image
You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:
All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:
freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society
When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?
Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha  :LMAO:  She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.
Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. :gumby:




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