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[Your_Lion]

Citizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 09:44 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.

Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

[Citizen of the World]

Your_Lion, on 05 January 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 09:44 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.

Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 05:38 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 05 January 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 09:44 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.

Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

[Citizen of the World]

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

[Your_Lion]

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

[Citizen of the World]

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

[Your_Lion]

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

[Citizen of the World]

Your_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

And three tins of beans for me please.

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

And three tins of beans for me please.

Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 10 January 2017 - 06:29 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

And three tins of beans for me please.

Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.

I fart in your general direction!

[Your_Lion]

Citizen of the World, on 11 January 2017 - 11:10 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 10 January 2017 - 06:29 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.     

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London     Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.'

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination.

Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Have to get a bigger bottle.  

Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

And three tins of beans for me please.

Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.

I fart in your general direction!

...I'm just getting...I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear.