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[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 27 December 2016 - 08:09 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 27 December 2016 - 06:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 24 December 2016 - 10:27 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 24 December 2016 - 06:14 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 23 December 2016 - 06:13 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 23 December 2016 - 03:44 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 23 December 2016 - 02:55 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 23 December 2016 - 09:40 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 23 December 2016 - 06:37 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 22 December 2016 - 09:22 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 22 December 2016 - 03:57 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 22 December 2016 - 01:49 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 22 December 2016 - 10:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 21 December 2016 - 08:16 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 21 December 2016 - 09:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 21 December 2016 - 06:47 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 20 December 2016 - 09:23 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 20 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 20 December 2016 - 08:48 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 19 December 2016 - 08:54 PM, said:

I'll get you for that, even if I have to travel to the four corners of the Earth!  

She's been around, eh? Been around?

Why do you ask that? Are you a spy or something?

No...no...I'm with the...US Ballet...force.

I like a nice dance - you're forced to.

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

I think we'll have to keep him, Your_Lion. He's going down well. He's more fun than he used to be.

While precious time was being lost in Canada, the seconds were ticking away for the free world...

Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late? What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things?

This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before.

  Solly. Our boys got velly excited.

The crowd is getting excited, and I think some of the twits are getting rather excited too.

I am so excited I could hardly wash

We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference.
The table is broken and smashed, but the sheets, with Fibro-Val, are sparkling clean and white.

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

Bit lumpy   ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

There, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother.

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

You bastard(s)! You vicious, heartless bastard(s)!

Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants.

[Your_Lion]

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

[Your_Lion]

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

[treeduck]

[Citizen of the World]

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

[blackhawkrush]

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

[Your_Lion]

Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

[Citizen of the World]

blackhawkrush, on 04 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

Your_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

Citizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something...

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one.

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park?

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high.

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.