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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.

Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.

Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.
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I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:

What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Waitress! We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...

Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake! :hi:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)

listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.

What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:

this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.

Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:

I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish

Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.

Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P
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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :moon: :drool: :moon: Pooves on Saturday.
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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :moon: :drool: :moon: Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :moon: :drool: :moon: Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :moon: :drool: :moon: Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. :huh:
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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :P

Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:

They mean to win Wimbledon

I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :moon: :drool: :moon: Pooves on Saturday.

'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:

What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. :huh:

Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
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