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#5381 blackhawkrush

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Posted 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

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Posted 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

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Posted 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

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Posted 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 03:01 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 04:50 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 03:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 05:18 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 04:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 03:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:01 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 05:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 04:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 03:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:25 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 05:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 04:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 03:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 15 December 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 15 December 2016 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 14 December 2016 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 14 December 2016 - 09:17 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 14 December 2016 - 06:16 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 13 December 2016 - 10:18 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:
Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy

#5397 blackhawkrush

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 10:22 PM

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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:
Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy
During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 08:57 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 10:22 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:
Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy
During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:
... discipline?... naked? ... With a melon!? :o

#5399 blackhawkrush

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 11:22 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 17 December 2016 - 08:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 10:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 06:25 PM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:
Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy
During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:
... discipline?... naked? ... With a melon!? :o
We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...whole and segments. :drool:

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:03 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 17 December 2016 - 11:22 AM, said:

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View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 10:22 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 06:25 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 05:18 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 04:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 03:01 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 16 December 2016 - 11:57 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 16 December 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 13 December 2016 - 11:47 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 13 December 2016 - 09:00 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 12 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 12 December 2016 - 02:11 PM, said:

we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.
:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
:musicnote:
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:
I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you?  :moon:
A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it.  :sarcastic:
Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:
Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy
During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:
... discipline?... naked? ... With a melon!? :o
We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...whole and segments. :drool:
Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance




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