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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh? :bitchslap:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh? :bitchslap:

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh? :bitchslap:

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

This is a dog licence with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. :tsk:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh? :bitchslap:

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

This is a dog licence with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. :tsk:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh? :bitchslap:

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

This is a dog licence with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. :tsk:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

And now, another six minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus. :wacko:
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Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse.

A star of Your_Lion's magnitude can pick and choose. :notworthy:

I'd like the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0029.gif

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten-inch weed. :moon:

Oh no. I can speak the third and fourth sentences perfectly normally.

But by then, it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. :scared:

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Citizen, why do all your characters have these very big er...very big um...teeth? :eh:

Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I'd still like the operation. :yes:

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!

Eighty-four dead :rose: sixty-five severely wounded :hockeygoon: and twelve missing, believed cured. :outtahere:

We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich. We can deal with a blocked purse, we can drain private accounts and in the worst cases we can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/money/money-pile-smiley-emoticon.gif

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal

They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they... eh? :bitchslap:

Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket.

This is a dog licence with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. :tsk:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

And now, another six minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus. :wacko:

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
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It's... nine o'clock... and... time... for... the News... read by... Richard Baker.

Now Citizen, what made you first want to try and start summarizing Proust? :wtf:

Well the idea, funnily enough, came from an idea I had when I first joined the Rush Forum in 2012. Of course, in those days I was only the tea boy.
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It's... nine o'clock... and... time... for... the News... read by... Richard Baker.

Now Citizen, what made you first want to try and start summarizing Proust? :wtf:

Well the idea, funnily enough, came from an idea I had when I first joined the Rush Forum in 2012. Of course, in those days I was only the tea boy.

HMS Defiant. Two set teas, please. By the way, do you do lunches? :unsure:
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It's... nine o'clock... and... time... for... the News... read by... Richard Baker.

Now Citizen, what made you first want to try and start summarizing Proust? :wtf:

Well the idea, funnily enough, came from an idea I had when I first joined the Rush Forum in 2012. Of course, in those days I was only the tea boy.

HMS Defiant. Two set teas, please. By the way, do you do lunches? :unsure:

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
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It's... nine o'clock... and... time... for... the News... read by... Richard Baker.

Now Citizen, what made you first want to try and start summarizing Proust? :wtf:

Well the idea, funnily enough, came from an idea I had when I first joined the Rush Forum in 2012. Of course, in those days I was only the tea boy.

HMS Defiant. Two set teas, please. By the way, do you do lunches? :unsure:

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

Stop it, stop it. Let's have a thread about clean, decent human beings. :angel:
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