blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?Tell him I've already got one. ... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?Oh, shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.dear sweet VictorYou're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by Mr Shabby's extraordinary personal magnetism.Well it's sort of 'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?'THAT'S WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO! BAD! BAD! Rotten. Rotten. You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Yeah, anything with pineapple in it is great for usThere may be ... a little delay. No... No time to lose.Not working fast enough? Well, there's an answer for that.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent001.gifHe who answers the five questions three questions may cross in safety. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?Tell him I've already got one. ... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?Oh, shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.dear sweet VictorYou're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by Mr Shabby's extraordinary personal magnetism.Well it's sort of 'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?'THAT'S WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO! BAD! BAD! Rotten. Rotten. You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Yeah, anything with pineapple in it is great for usThere may be ... a little delay. No... No time to lose.Not working fast enough? Well, there's an answer for that.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent001.gifHe who answers the five questions three questions may cross in safety.Um. Oh, this is the interview for the management training course is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?Tell him I've already got one. ... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?Oh, shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.dear sweet VictorYou're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by Mr Shabby's extraordinary personal magnetism.Well it's sort of 'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?'THAT'S WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO! BAD! BAD! Rotten. Rotten. You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Yeah, anything with pineapple in it is great for usThere may be ... a little delay. No... No time to lose.Not working fast enough? Well, there's an answer for that.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent001.gifHe who answers the five questions three questions may cross in safety.Um. Oh, this is the interview for the management training course is it?Oh I'm sorry, that's next door. It's being hit on the head lessons in here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?Tell him I've already got one. ... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?Oh, shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.dear sweet VictorYou're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by Mr Shabby's extraordinary personal magnetism.Well it's sort of 'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?'THAT'S WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO! BAD! BAD! Rotten. Rotten. You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Yeah, anything with pineapple in it is great for usThere may be ... a little delay. No... No time to lose.Not working fast enough? Well, there's an answer for that.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent001.gifHe who answers the five questions three questions may cross in safety.Um. Oh, this is the interview for the management training course is it?Oh I'm sorry, that's next door. It's being hit on the head lessons in here.Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?Tell him I've already got one. ... still, it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?Oh, shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.dear sweet VictorYou're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Kastner. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by Mr Shabby's extraordinary personal magnetism.Well it's sort of 'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?'THAT'S WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! NO! NO! BAD! BAD! Rotten. Rotten. You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!You try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.Yeah, anything with pineapple in it is great for usThere may be ... a little delay. No... No time to lose.Not working fast enough? Well, there's an answer for that.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent001.gifHe who answers the five questions three questions may cross in safety.Um. Oh, this is the interview for the management training course is it?Oh I'm sorry, that's next door. It's being hit on the head lessons in here.Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you? How many sixteen-ton weights are there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 23, 2015 Author Share Posted May 23, 2015 (edited) How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives. Edited May 23, 2015 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 (edited) How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Edited May 23, 2015 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 24, 2015 Author Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 24, 2015 Author Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gifyou said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gifyou said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh...well there's only just enough for me. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gifyou said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh...well there's only just enough for me. :) Oh, is that all you've got ... well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... oh, he's still got lots... oh you've got what? ... you've got more than he started with... so if I give you some of those...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gifyou said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh...well there's only just enough for me. :) Oh, is that all you've got ... well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... oh, he's still got lots... oh you've got what? ... you've got more than he started with... so if I give you some of those...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Edited May 24, 2015 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 How many sixteen-ton weights are there?Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.That came out a bit glib, didn't it? ;)I'm just learning my lines, you know.'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'...two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. With a melon!? :oSupposing he's got a pointed stick.Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gifThe Rush Forum would like to apologize to everyone in the world for that last post. It was disgusting and bad and thoroughly disobedient and please don't bother to phone up because we know it was very tasteless. But they didn't really mean it and they all do come from broken homes and have very unhappy personal lives.Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!Goodnight. Ding ding ding :poke: ding :nya nya: ding. Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0071.gif I'll be the alarm clock. When I go off, look at me and use the phrase, OK?I will not buy this record, it is scratched.Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gifyou said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh...well there's only just enough for me. :) Oh, is that all you've got ... well, he's got much more than you ... so you'd better have some of his ... oh, he's still got lots... oh you've got what? ... you've got more than he started with... so if I give you some of those...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk:Throw it away? I was months filling that thing up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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