Your_Lion Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share Posted February 25, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share Posted February 25, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa waters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share Posted February 25, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waluigithewalrus Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. Â and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. Edited February 26, 2015 by waluigithewalrus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. Â and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. Â and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.It's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map. :clap: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. Â and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.It's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map. :clap:no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. Â and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.It's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map. :clap:no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad...100 miles south of Turin, 100 east of Pisa, 500 miles west of Bilbao. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards. :codger:Well off we go, then, with the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the first heart transplant. :clap:Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. :codger:He had to slim down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheelOh, blimey. You'd think he was awake all the night, scrabbling down by the wainscotting.peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemakingYes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.It's probably pining for the fjords.In Norway, we have one of the highest per cappa income rates in Europe. :ebert:With moist eyes, Erik leaves this happy land to return to the harsh uneconomic realities of life in the land of Ljosa watersAye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends. You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.Lose inches off your hips, thighs, buttocks and abdomen. Â and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.It's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map. :clap:no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad...100 miles south of Turin, 100 east of Pisa, 500 miles west of Bilbao. Well I'm afraid I shan't be coming on your expedition sir, as I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow. Edited February 27, 2015 by Citizen of the World 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 28, 2015 Author Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a blackhawk needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0064.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a blackhawk needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0064.gifHowever, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs' er...sex life. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 28, 2015 Author Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a blackhawk needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0064.gifHowever, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs' er...sex life. :drool:Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a blackhawk needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0064.gifHowever, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs' er...sex life. :drool:Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :poke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a blackhawk needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0064.gifHowever, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs' er...sex life. :drool:Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :poke: Citizen of the World will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, Blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton - destination Hounslow.See...Lieutenant blackhawkrush's death struggle with a crazed desert lion... :pussy: :outtahere:You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards Your Lion taming, say, via banking?There is only one thing in the Citizen of the World worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a blackhawk needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0064.gifHowever, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs' er...sex life. :drool:Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :poke: Citizen of the World will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benet.on or about the morning of the 19th December 1972. Have you anything to say before I pass sentence? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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