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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.

I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!

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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.

I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!

I haven't had enough of the permissive society. :popcorn:
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.

I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!

I haven't had enough of the permissive society. :popcorn:

wild animals are much more permissive. Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves..
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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.

I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!

I haven't had enough of the permissive society. :popcorn:

wild animals are much more permissive. Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves..

What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long...what we doctors, in fact, call...a "tiger."

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Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. :bitchslap:

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. :unsure:

And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... :chickendance: :smash: :whipgirl:

...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.

Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :hockey:

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

Suppose they had a pointed stick?

Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!

 

 

 

Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training

Well, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. :cool:

the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!

Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.

Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... :coy:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.

I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!

I haven't had enough of the permissive society. :popcorn:

wild animals are much more permissive. Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves..

What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long...what we doctors, in fact, call...a "tiger."

 

Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:
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Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?

Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! :gumby:

We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)

Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:

Telling figures indeed!

...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:

Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:

Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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