1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct training 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!I haven't had enough of the permissive society. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!I haven't had enough of the permissive society. wild animals are much more permissive. Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!I haven't had enough of the permissive society. wild animals are much more permissive. Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves..What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long...what we doctors, in fact, call...a "tiger." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs. Britain. Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. And get a haircut, you pansy. :geddy:Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.And while that's going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved in... ...another Indian massacre at Dorking Civic Theatre.Blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.Suppose they had a pointed stick?Yes, you can't beat wood...Gorn!   Obviously this clerk had never had the correct trainingWell, er, thanks Tree. I've got to pay the rent. the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Yes, our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds.Our bed is plenty big enough for three ... Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. Well, I can't make up my mind about this family... I don't think there was the sustained awfulness that we really need.I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts!I haven't had enough of the permissive society. wild animals are much more permissive. Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves..What we're looking for here is, I think -- and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear -- is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long...what we doctors, in fact, call...a "tiger." Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed!...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed!...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed!...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed!...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed!...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Imagine that. So my leg will just grow back will it?Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.Gloves...glasses...mustache...handkerchief... I'M GOING TO OPERATE! We'll soon change your mind about that! :codger: (diabolical acting)Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.Well, that's wonderful...60% success, eh? :ebert:Telling figures indeed!...and our figures show that "Post pictures of you" are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of Ya Big Tree :drool: our ratings gave us 97, 300, 912, and Running Rebel nought. :boo hiss:Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?Yes, good victualler, nature's trencherman, mine honest tapster. :cheers:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.That's all right, sir. we get all sorts of lines in here. :fuckwithadmin:Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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