And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Your_Lion]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

[Citizen of the World]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

[Your_Lion]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

[blackhawkrush]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

[Citizen of the World]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

[blackhawkrush]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

[Your_Lion]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

[Citizen of the World]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

[blackhawkrush]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

[Citizen of the World]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

[blackhawkrush]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

[Your_Lion]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Are you suggesting...eating my mother?

[Your_Lion]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Are you suggesting...eating my mother?

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

[blackhawkrush]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Are you suggesting...eating my mother?

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

Never mind, Snapper, love, you can't win 'em all.

[Your_Lion]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Are you suggesting...eating my mother?

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

Never mind, Snapper, love, you can't win 'em all.

The Black Knight always triumphs! :madra:

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Are you suggesting...eating my mother?

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

Never mind, Snapper, love, you can't win 'em all.

The Black Knight always triumphs! :madra:

Well, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

[blackhawkrush]

This demonstrates the value of not being seen

He's buggered off! :outtahere: So he has! He's scarpered.

Well Don's off to a really great start there. Remember the Paraguayan has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat.

Right, sergeant major - there's no time to lose.

...but how to change without revealing my secret identity? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I can't hear you, sir. Could you try speaking in a lower register?

U-P-Y-O-U-R-S :)

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately

Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... oo...he's got a tubby tum-tum.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'. :tsk:

 

Yes, if I may just cut in on you there, Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Oh, just call me darling.

Hello darling. Had a busy day at the office?

Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it. :drool:

He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

Are you suggesting...eating my mother?

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

Never mind, Snapper, love, you can't win 'em all.

The Black Knight always triumphs! :madra:

Well, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

And for those of you who prefer drama, there's sport.

[Citizen of the World]

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh? ;)

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh? ;)

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

[Your_Lion]

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh? ;)

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine...

[Citizen of the World]

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh? ;)

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine...

Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh? ;)

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine...

Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?

I just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards...

[blackhawkrush]

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh? ;)

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine...

Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?

I just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards...

...three layers of matchboxes to clear... :cheerleader: :cheerleader: