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[blackhawkrush]

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:07 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

Your_Lion has been active on the board in the past week, so we'll see if I get a response from him and/or Citizen. If it's just you two, screw it, why not have just you guys battle until you've got no arms left?

[blackhawkrush]

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:10 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:07 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

Your_Lion has been active on the board in the past week, so we'll see if I get a response from him and/or Citizen. If it's just you two, screw it, why not have just you guys battle until you've got no arms left?

I've seen Your_Lion here last week when Old Rush Fan passed away, but he wasn't interested in posting in this thread. And Citizen has been gone for a long time. Since IbanezJem is the looks around here and I'm only the brains, I propose he starts the new thread.

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 02:16 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:10 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:07 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

Your_Lion has been active on the board in the past week, so we'll see if I get a response from him and/or Citizen. If it's just you two, screw it, why not have just you guys battle until you've got no arms left?

I've seen Your_Lion here last week when Old Rush Fan passed away, but he wasn't interested in posting in this thread. And Citizen has been gone for a long time. Since IbanezJem is the looks around here and I'm only the brains, I propose he starts the new thread.

I`m slightly concerned by Citizen`s prolonged absence, but I guess PMing is the only strategy?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 02:16 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:10 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:07 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

Your_Lion has been active on the board in the past week, so we'll see if I get a response from him and/or Citizen. If it's just you two, screw it, why not have just you guys battle until you've got no arms left?

I've seen Your_Lion here last week when Old Rush Fan passed away, but he wasn't interested in posting in this thread. And Citizen has been gone for a long time. Since IbanezJem is the looks around here and I'm only the brains, I propose he starts the new thread.

I`m slightly concerned by Citizen`s prolonged absence, but I guess PMing is the only strategy?

I PMed both of them, asking if they're interested in participating. If we don't hear from them, we'll have Ibanez start it.

[IbanezJem]

Blackhawkrush, I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony.

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 04:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

Aren't you going to say something about 'mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight'?

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 04:51 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 04:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

Aren't you going to say something about 'mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight'?

I'm just not really very happy with that line. Could I just say "Hi Scottie?"  

[Your_Lion]

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:30 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 02:16 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:10 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:07 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

Your_Lion has been active on the board in the past week, so we'll see if I get a response from him and/or Citizen. If it's just you two, screw it, why not have just you guys battle until you've got no arms left?

I've seen Your_Lion here last week when Old Rush Fan passed away, but he wasn't interested in posting in this thread. And Citizen has been gone for a long time. Since IbanezJem is the looks around here and I'm only the brains, I propose he starts the new thread.

I`m slightly concerned by Citizen`s prolonged absence, but I guess PMing is the only strategy?

I PMed both of them, asking if they're interested in participating. If we don't hear from them, we'll have Ibanez start it.

Since I haven't been around all that much, it doesn't seem right for me to fly in, like a cabbage crate across the briny, and try for the honour of starting the new thread.
I agree with the scheme put across by mi'learned colleague, and let IbanezJem start it

as long as he only uses woody words... gorn

[IbanezJem]

Your_Lion, on 04 September 2020 - 05:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:30 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 02:16 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 02:10 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 02:07 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:54 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!!

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed.

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

Listen, if you can't get hold of Your_Lion and Citizen, why not just let IbanezJem start the new thread. He deserves it.

I was going to say the same thing, but about you I feel that seniority, rather than handsomeness, should count.  So Blackhawkrush should be granted the honour.

Your_Lion has been active on the board in the past week, so we'll see if I get a response from him and/or Citizen. If it's just you two, screw it, why not have just you guys battle until you've got no arms left?

I've seen Your_Lion here last week when Old Rush Fan passed away, but he wasn't interested in posting in this thread. And Citizen has been gone for a long time. Since IbanezJem is the looks around here and I'm only the brains, I propose he starts the new thread.

I`m slightly concerned by Citizen`s prolonged absence, but I guess PMing is the only strategy?

I PMed both of them, asking if they're interested in participating. If we don't hear from them, we'll have Ibanez start it.

Since I haven't been around all that much, it doesn't seem right for me to fly in, like a cabbage crate across the briny, and try for the honour of starting the new thread.
I agree with the scheme put across by mi'learned colleague, and let IbanezJem start it

as long as he only uses woody words... gorn

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 05:01 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 04:51 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 04:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

Aren't you going to say something about 'mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight'?

I'm just not really very happy with that line. Could I just say "Hi Scottie?"  

Now let's get one thing absolutely clear. I most definitely told you.

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 05:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 05:01 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 04:51 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 04:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

Aren't you going to say something about 'mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight'?

I'm just not really very happy with that line. Could I just say "Hi Scottie?"  

Now let's get one thing absolutely clear. I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat.

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 05:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 05:01 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 04:51 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 04:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

Aren't you going to say something about 'mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight'?

I'm just not really very happy with that line. Could I just say "Hi Scottie?"  

Now let's get one thing absolutely clear. I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat.

You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'.

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 05:39 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 05:33 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 05:19 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 05:01 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 04 September 2020 - 04:51 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 04 September 2020 - 04:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

Now, what's to be done? Tell me, have you confused IbanezJem recently? I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

Aren't you going to say something about 'mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight'?

I'm just not really very happy with that line. Could I just say "Hi Scottie?"  

Now let's get one thing absolutely clear. I most definitely told you.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat.

You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'.

No, no, no, please do carry on because that is in fact why we wanted you on the show.   

[IbanezJem]

Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 06 September 2020 - 05:38 AM, said:

Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?

I want to have...I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.  

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 06 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

IbanezJem, on 06 September 2020 - 05:38 AM, said:

Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?

I want to have...I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.  

She probably wouldn't go through all the drudgery of playing snooker, day in, day out.

[blackhawkrush]