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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:35 PM



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:33 PM

It's Gruden time!

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:35 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 23 September 2013 - 07:33 PM, said:

It's Gruden time!
It's football time...that's just one of the shitty things we have to put up with.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:58 PM

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View Posttreeduck, on 23 September 2013 - 07:33 PM, said:

It's Gruden time!
It's football time...that's just one of the shitty things we have to put up with.
Gruden has become a Grudenism himself!

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 08:55 PM

I know it's a Broncos game but the Manning worship is out of control.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 08:57 PM

He's a modern day warrior

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:01 PM

The Raiders are hopeless!

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:10 PM

I wanted to see the 68 yarder.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:13 PM

Are you ready for Gruden's grinders? :16ton:

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:16 PM

That Raiders DC (Tarver, I think) has the same crazed look as Gruden did when he coached.    Or when he does a Hooters commercial.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:18 PM

Like most of the features ballyhooed during these halftime "shows" Gruden's grinders never fails to disappoint. :zzz:

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:20 PM

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That Raiders DC (Tarver, I think) has the same crazed look as Gruden did when he coached. Or when he does a Hooters commercial.
Gruden is on deer gonad pills!

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:22 PM

He's 37 already Gruden!

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:24 PM

I suppose the Raiders are doing ok, at least they're better than the Jaguars.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:30 PM

Did Gruden really just say you close games out by running the ball?

No, you close games out by getting first downs.    You can't say Manning, Brady, Brees, et al can't close games out without a running game.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:39 PM

That Broncos sideline guy just got clattered.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:48 PM

Finally the Raiders do something to stop Peyton.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:53 PM

Football is Jon Gruden's beach

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 10:05 PM

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Football is Jon Gruden's beach
Is that the ad you posted last week?

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 01:26 PM

Don't worry football fans THE SAINTS are back on MNF, back to save football once again!

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