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Posted 30 October 2017 - 09:14 PM

Gruden Law: When a quarterback or a punt returner is mishandling the football I'm making changes...

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Posted 30 October 2017 - 10:23 PM

Denver look like they've become the Cleveland Browns in the last few games.

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:11 PM

Grudenism: Grover came over!

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:12 PM

And btw yes it's...


GRUDEN TIME!!!

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:15 PM

Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:11 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 06 November 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!
Classic Gruden.    

Almost Gruden time!    Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:13 PM

It'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss






GRUDEN TIME!!!!

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:13 PM

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View Posttreeduck, on 06 November 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!
Classic Gruden.

Almost Gruden time! Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!
Hopefully the Dolphins bury Cam and the Pansies!

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:18 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 13 November 2017 - 08:13 PM, said:

View Postlaughedatbytime, on 13 November 2017 - 08:11 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 06 November 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!
Classic Gruden.

Almost Gruden time! Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!
Hopefully the Dolphins bury Cam and the Pansies!
I hear Cutler can put it in the turkey hole with the best of em.

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:18 PM

Nuge!

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:23 PM

View Postlaughedatbytime, on 13 November 2017 - 08:18 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 13 November 2017 - 08:13 PM, said:

View Postlaughedatbytime, on 13 November 2017 - 08:11 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 06 November 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!
Classic Gruden.

Almost Gruden time! Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!
Hopefully the Dolphins bury Cam and the Pansies!
I hear Cutler can put it in the turkey hole with the best of em.
He kind of is a turkey hole...

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:33 PM

I don't like these new overhead camera angles, we're not playing Madden...

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:59 PM

Sorry, but you can't have a #19 dropping passes for Carolina and not have it be Ted Ginn.

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 09:24 PM

Grudenism - it's kinda like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...7 yards away...

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:13 PM

We are the dumbest team in football and make the worst decisions.     And have the worst offense.    We can't even draft that highly because somehow this team has won four games.

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:17 PM

I bet you never thought you'd have Cutler as your starting QB...

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:20 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 13 November 2017 - 10:17 PM, said:

I bet you never thought you'd have Cutler as your starting QB...
He's only 1/53rd of the problem.

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:23 PM

View Postlaughedatbytime, on 13 November 2017 - 10:20 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 13 November 2017 - 10:17 PM, said:

I bet you never thought you'd have Cutler as your starting QB...
He's only 1/53rd of the problem.
I was trying to cheer you up actually...

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:24 PM

This is bullshit.   There must be something better to do.

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:24 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 13 November 2017 - 10:23 PM, said:

View Postlaughedatbytime, on 13 November 2017 - 10:20 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 13 November 2017 - 10:17 PM, said:

I bet you never thought you'd have Cutler as your starting QB...
He's only 1/53rd of the problem.
I was trying to cheer you up actually...
The end of the season is about the only thing that will cheer me up so I don't have to watch any more of this shit.





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