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This lack of Grudenisms is getting old. Is he phoning it in from the beach?

He's being coached from the sidelines by the Anti-Grudenism Brigade!

Who could possibly be anti Gruden?!?!?

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This lack of Grudenisms is getting old. Is he phoning it in from the beach?

He's being coached from the sidelines by the Anti-Grudenism Brigade!

Who could possibly be anti Gruden?!?!?

Not Anti-Gruden, Anti-Grudenism. They're the die-hard Bucs fans who don't like to see Gruden's commentary made fun of after he got a Super Bowl win for them.

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Didn't even watch MNF tonight. The first time in my young life.

 

Don't give a shit.

 

Waste of time.

 

Pat, I met Khalil Mack tonight. Dinner out with the family for my daughter's 17th birthday. There he was, just chilling at a table near us with a girl.

Yes, I had the balls to lightly tap him on the shoulder and whisper.... "Just win baby." He was cool but I could tell he was embarrassed about the Raider record.

I just kept walking and gave him his space.

I can't believe how defined and cut Mack is in person. He was just wearing a white tee and jeans. Not an ounce of fat on him. it's obvious the camera puts weight on. This guy was a chiseled Adonis. Rickey Henderson but taller.

 

Bad Mutha Fukka.

 

STUD!

 

Sadly it will not ignite my love for the No fun League. I hate it.

 

I am sure the Chiefs will destroy the RAIDERS on Thursday night.

 

So sad.

 

The Raiders are over.

 

Chucky is just an overpaid kiss ass genius.

 

Does commercials for the worst beer on the planet... Corona.

 

BARF!

 

 

I don't even know who played tonight.

 

Could give a shit.

 

Parody and payoffs.

 

Kneeling and sitting in front of our flag and during our National Anthem.

They are lucky they have the right in this country to do that. Disgusting.

 

Kraperdick is filing a collusion suit against the NFL.

Did Chucky talk about that?

 

Gruden is Disney Lite for the NFL.

 

I was a huge Gruden fan back in the day.

 

He is overrated and overpaid.

 

A disgrace to TV and the No Fun League.

 

GO YANKEES!

 

FUCKK THE NFL

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Didn't even watch MNF tonight. The first time in my young life.

 

Don't give a shit.

 

Waste of time.

 

Pat, I met Khalil Mack tonight. Dinner out with the family for my daughter's 17th birthday. There he was, just chilling at a table near us with a girl.

Yes, I had the balls to lightly tap him on the shoulder and whisper.... "Just win baby." He was cool but I could tell he was embarrassed about the Raider record.

I just kept walking and gave him his space.

I can't believe how defined and cut Mack is in person. He was just wearing a white tee and jeans. Not an ounce of fat on him. it's obvious the camera puts weight on. This guy was a chiseled Adonis. Rickey Henderson but taller.

 

Bad Mutha Fukka.

 

STUD!

 

Sadly it will not ignite my love for the No fun League. I hate it.

 

I am sure the Chiefs will destroy the RAIDERS on Thursday night.

 

So sad.

 

The Raiders are over.

 

Chucky is just an overpaid kiss ass genius.

 

Does commercials for the worst beer on the planet... Corona.

 

BARF!

 

 

I don't even know who played tonight.

 

Could give a shit.

 

Parody and payoffs.

 

Kneeling and sitting in front of our flag and during our National Anthem.

They are lucky they have the right in this country to do that. Disgusting.

 

Kraperdick is filing a collusion suit against the NFL.

Did Chucky talk about that?

 

Gruden is Disney Lite for the NFL.

 

I was a huge Gruden fan back in the day.

 

He is overrated and overpaid.

 

A disgrace to TV and the No Fun League.

 

GO YANKEES!

 

FUCKK THE NFL

Naaa they never mentioned Kap, not while I was watching anyway,

 

Did you ask Mack to step outside into the car park, if he can't get to the quarterback next week?

 

Gruden has been boring this year, none of his usual blundering Grudenisms.

 

At least the SAINTS are looking good Earl, at least you have that! And next we'll take down the Peckers who have no Rodgers at QB.

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This lack of Grudenisms is getting old. Is he phoning it in from the beach?

He's being coached from the sidelines by the Anti-Grudenism Brigade!

Who could possibly be anti Gruden?!?!?

Not Anti-Gruden, Anti-Grudenism. They're the die-hard Bucs fans who don't like to see Gruden's commentary made fun of after he got a Super Bowl win for them.

I’m not Anti-gruden but we were able to see through his bullshit and how he consistently lied to players during his tenure here. He’s quick to gush but slow to tell a player they’re not in his plans.

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Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!

Classic Gruden.

 

Almost Gruden time! Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!

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Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!

Classic Gruden.

 

Almost Gruden time! Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!

Hopefully the Dolphins bury Cam and the Pansies!

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Grudenism: The hole between the safety and the corner, I call it the turkey hole i don't know why!

Classic Gruden.

 

Almost Gruden time! Gruden and the Fins, can't beat that!

Hopefully the Dolphins bury Cam and the Pansies!

I hear Cutler can put it in the turkey hole with the best of em.

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