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Maverick
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This thread had me at "sperm poisoning."  

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What about just putting a brown paper bag over it and hope for the best?

ILSnwdog

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What about just putting a brown paper bag over it and hope for the best? :unsure:

Nobody likes to chew gum with the wrapper on. ;)
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Although, trying to get sperm poisoning is more fun. :ph34r:

Sperm poisoning? :eh:

 

Don't venture in here often...but NWW is always a treat. :LMAO:

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Although, trying to get sperm poisoning is more fun. :ph34r:

Sperm poisoning? :eh:

 

Don't venture in her often...but NWW is always a treat. :LMAO:

Freudian slip? :yes:

Whoops. :LMAO:

 

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This thread had me at "sperm poisoning."

 

:yes:

 

Sometimes I swear it tastes like poison...

 

Wait...

 

Oops.

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Although, trying to get sperm poisoning is more fun. :ph34r:

Sperm poisoning? :eh:

 

Don't venture in her often...but NWW is always a treat. :LMAO:

Freudian slip? :yes:

Whoops. :LMAO:

 

:spitwater:

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Although, trying to get sperm poisoning is more fun. :ph34r:

Sperm poisoning? :eh:

 

Don't venture in her often...but NWW is always a treat. :LMAO:

Freudian slip? :yes:

Whoops. :LMAO:

 

I remember one time I typed that I had to get all my dicks in a row instead of my ducks.

 

 

I couldn't find all my ducks so I guess I had to use dicks... :ph34r: It's hard typing with a phone?

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Although, trying to get sperm poisoning is more fun. :ph34r:

Sperm poisoning? :eh:

 

Don't venture in her often...but NWW is always a treat. :LMAO:

Freudian slip? :yes:

Whoops. :LMAO:

 

I remember one time I typed that I had to get all my dicks in a row instead of my ducks.

 

 

I couldn't find all my ducks so I guess I had to use dicks... :ph34r: It's hard typing with a phone?

 

Will you let me know the next time this happens?

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This thread had me at "sperm poisoning."

 

:yes:

 

Sometimes I swear it tastes like poison...

 

Wait...

 

Oops.

 

ESPECIALLY if the guy was drinking or eating like crap beforehand.

I mean......huh.

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What about just putting a brown paper bag over it and hope for the best? :unsure:

Nobody likes to chew gum with the wrapper on. ;)

 

Gum tastes AWFUL with the wrapper on ;)

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I'm so glad I took my wife to the vet and had her spayed. :D

So you aren't a gay marriage supporter but you're married to a dog, you sick bastard.

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I'm so glad I took my wife to the vet and had her spayed. :D

 

:LOL:

 

 

I was talking to my Dr a couple months ago, and I accidentally called him the Vet. :LMAO: He got a weird look and then laughed.

 

 

 

When I was younger, I was talking about wanting to be castrated and then having my ashes sprinkled on a mountain side. I was 7. :unsure:

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I'm so glad I took my wife to the vet and had her spayed. :D

So you aren't a gay marriage supporter but you're married to a dog, you sick bastard.

There is nothing, NOTHING, more loyal than the dog. :LMAO:

 

Truth be told, I'm more of a cat person though.

 

And my wife deserves kudos. When our third child was born, she knew they would have to do a C section, so she figured since they were already in there, it would be easier for her to get her tubes tied then for me to run off and get a vasectomy. :wub:

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I'm so glad I took my wife to the vet and had her spayed. :D

So you aren't a gay marriage supporter but you're married to a dog, you sick bastard.

Oh...and where do you get that I'm not a supporter of gay marriage? Why should heterosexuals be the only miserable ones in this country? :)
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I'm so glad I took my wife to the vet and had her spayed. :D

So you aren't a gay marriage supporter but you're married to a dog, you sick bastard.

Oh...and where do you get that I'm not a supporter of gay marriage? Why should heterosexuals be the only miserable ones in this country? :)

 

I was just giving you a hard time. :D

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^^ was just talking to Jeff about tube tying, actually lol

we only want 2 kids, of that we're certain- but I don't want to tie my tubes, especially in my 20s. that's such a permanent choice and what if I regret it in the future?

Such a tricky business, preventing pregnancy LOL!!

 

I did tell him, if we had the money and more babies wouldn't kill us, I would never take BC again lmao.

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^^ was just talking to Jeff about tube tying, actually lol

we only want 2 kids, of that we're certain- but I don't want to tie my tubes, especially in my 20s. that's such a permanent choice and what if I regret it in the future?

Such a tricky business, preventing pregnancy LOL!!

 

I did tell him, if we had the money and more babies wouldn't kill us, I would never take BC again lmao.

 

Seriously, being on birth control or using any form of contraceptive makes me wish I were wealthy and could just stay at home and be a good Mormon wife and pop out like 10 kids.

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^^ was just talking to Jeff about tube tying, actually lol

we only want 2 kids, of that we're certain- but I don't want to tie my tubes, especially in my 20s. that's such a permanent choice and what if I regret it in the future?

Such a tricky business, preventing pregnancy LOL!!

 

I did tell him, if we had the money and more babies wouldn't kill us, I would never take BC again lmao.

 

Seriously, being on birth control or using any form of contraceptive makes me wish I were wealthy and could just stay at home and be a good Mormon wife band pop out like 10 kids.

 

 

AMEN, SISTER!!! lmfao!!!

I hate it so so much. can't WAIT for there to be birth control for men MUAHAHAHHA!!!!

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