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Posted 02 March 2013 - 11:10 AM

I dedicate this thread to TM who posed the question in the Jack Daniels thread.

My vote is for Schaefer (gone now...phew...).  I used to insist it was made from potatoes and snail trails.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 11:36 AM

hmmmm...not bad first choice. My first salvo is MIlwaukees Best...it's piss...and that's being kind

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 11:43 AM

View PostCygnusGal, on 02 March 2013 - 11:10 AM, said:

I dedicate this thread to TM who posed the question in the Jack Daniels thread.

My vote is for Schaefer (gone now...phew...).  I used to insist it was made from potatoes and snail trails.

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A great beer in that you could dig up enough $ between the couch cushions to pick up a case of the stuff.

But you paid a high price the next morning.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 11:46 AM

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Nothing was worse than BEER.  During the generic food craze, they came out with this garbage.  In washington I believe it was the stuff that couldn't make the cut to be bottled as "Lucky lager".  Horrible stuff...but cheap.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 12:52 PM

Any Lite beer and some popular American brands. If I wanted to drink fizzy water I'd buy fizzy water.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:01 PM

Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:01 PM

I have some bad ones, but this one tops them all.  I am a bit of a beer advocate, beer snob, beer geek, what have you, and I loathe A-B products generally.  But tried one of these just for the heck of it.  Truly tasteless stuff.  You think Miller Lite is bad,take a bottle of that and add 6 more ounces of water to it, and you will be close to the utter tastelessess of Mic Ultra

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:15 PM

Lonestar Beer

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:25 PM

Schmidt's Beer=awful

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:27 PM

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I've drank this beer just once...and I'm glad

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:27 PM

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I have some bad ones, but this one tops them all.  I am a bit of a beer advocate, beer snob, beer geek, what have you, and I loathe A-B products generally.  But tried one of these just for the heck of it.  Truly tasteless stuff.  You think Miller Lite is bad,take a bottle of that and add 6 more ounces of water to it, and you will be close to the utter tastelessess of Mic Ultra

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And many moons ago, Michelob had a good reputation, the original was a very tasty beer. Light beer was invented to get non beer drinkers("eeewww, I don't like the taste") into drinking beer, disguised as a low fat option.

I'm heading out with friends tonight to an Indian restaurant, Cobra beer with dinner, and a bath of Guinness afterwards. Tomorrow can go and f**k itself already. I know we are not going to get on.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 01:37 PM

I have to admit the first time Ihad beer outside america I was shocked by the alcohol content...didn't seem like beer to me because of this american crap. Now we have so many options...thank God!

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:18 PM

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I've drank this beer just once...and I'm glad

Yes! Absolute shit. It's the only beer that has made me gag. Bottom of
the barrel shit.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:23 PM

View PostDigital Man, on 02 March 2013 - 01:01 PM, said:

Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies.

You arrogant bastard, you!

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:29 PM

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View Postpjbear05, on 02 March 2013 - 01:01 PM, said:

I have some bad ones, but this one tops them all.  I am a bit of a beer advocate, beer snob, beer geek, what have you, and I loathe A-B products generally.  But tried one of these just for the heck of it.  Truly tasteless stuff.  You think Miller Lite is bad,take a bottle of that and add 6 more ounces of water to it, and you will be close to the utter tastelessess of Mic Ultra

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And many moons ago, Michelob had a good reputation, the original was a very tasty beer. Light beer was invented to get non beer drinkers("eeewww, I don't like the taste") into drinking beer, disguised as a low fat option.

I'm heading out with friends tonight to an Indian restaurant, Cobra beer with dinner, and a bath of Guinness afterwards. Tomorrow can go and f**k itself already. I know we are not going to get on.
I enjoy a Kingfisher with Indian food, too.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:39 PM

Colt 45 is pretty much undrinkable. Coors Light and Bud Light are corn-flavored water with soap suds on top.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:42 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 02 March 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

Colt 45 is pretty much undrinkable. Coors Light and Bud Light are corn-flavored water with soap suds on top.
Ooooo....you just got me to wrinkle my nose...  Colt 45.  That was a really crappy beer (malt liquor).

Good  terrible call!

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:51 PM

okay if you are bringing malt liqour into the equation, gotta give it to king cobra. Steel Reserve is pretty terrible. I agree with Michelob ultra as well.

I know many of you have very cultured tastes, and will dog on american beers. But let me tell you, on hot southern summer night fishing or hog hunting when its 80 out and super humid, cicada, crickets and frogs are making some noise, anything cold is good, whether it be busch, lonestar, PBR

I can appreciate really good beer but at the same time I have a hard time ponying up 12 bucks for a 6 pack of some hipster microbrew

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 02:58 PM

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View Postpjbear05, on 02 March 2013 - 01:01 PM, said:

I have some bad ones, but this one tops them all.  I am a bit of a beer advocate, beer snob, beer geek, what have you, and I loathe A-B products generally.  But tried one of these just for the heck of it.  Truly tasteless stuff.  You think Miller Lite is bad,take a bottle of that and add 6 more ounces of water to it, and you will be close to the utter tastelessess of Mic Ultra

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And many moons ago, Michelob had a good reputation, the original was a very tasty beer. Light beer was invented to get non beer drinkers("eeewww, I don't like the taste") into drinking beer, disguised as a low fat option.

I'm heading out with friends tonight to an Indian restaurant, Cobra beer with dinner, and a bath of Guinness afterwards. Tomorrow can go and f**k itself already. I know we are not going to get on.

Great post. :lol:





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