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Hank Scorpio: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont?

Bont: Scorpio, you're totally mad.

Hank Scorpio: Hah. I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk.

Bont: So, do you expect me to talk?

Hank Scorpio: I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral.

[walks off]

Hank Scorpio: You're gonna die now.

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Thank you, come again.
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Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick!
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If the paper turns clear... It's your window to weight gain!

 

That's my mom's favorite Simpsons episode.

 

"Dad, eat around the banana. It's just empty calories!" :LOL:

That guys ass has its' own congressman

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If the paper turns clear... It's your window to weight gain!

 

That's my mom's favorite Simpsons episode.

 

"Dad, eat around the banana. It's just empty calories!" :LOL:

That guys ass has its' own congressman

 

I've got a movie for you! A fridge too far! :rfl:

 

I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...

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If the paper turns clear... It's your window to weight gain!

 

That's my mom's favorite Simpsons episode.

 

"Dad, eat around the banana. It's just empty calories!" :LOL:

That guys ass has its' own congressman

 

I've got a movie for you! A fridge too far! :rfl:

 

I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...

 

BART!

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Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.

Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: [worried] That's bad.

Owner: But you get your choice of topping!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.

Homer: [stares]

Owner: That's bad.

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When the weight of the world has got you down,

And you want to end your life,

Bills to pay, a dead-end job,

And problems with the wife.

But don't throw in the towel,

'Cuz there's a place right down the block…

Where you can drink your misery away…

At Flaming Moe's… (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's…)

When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's…)

Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's…)

And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…

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