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Hipster jokes: have you guys heard the latest?


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QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Aug 3 2012, 09:55 PM)
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QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Aug 3 2012, 08:55 PM)
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

This is hilarious because of the amount of detail and truth. Didn't read it all though.

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Yeah, it's hilarious. I love it. I read it all now.

At the very bottom:

 

Although this guide shows you how to intentionally be a hipster, it is also quite possible and somewhat common to be a hipster without even knowing it. This can happen even if you do know about the subculture.

 

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I loe the tips section the best. Video wouldn't load though.

Hmmm. That's odd. I didn't bother watching it. Maybe tomorrrow. tongue.gif

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QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 10:43 PM)
I just realized something. I said I liked Wilco in the thread in MOTS. Does that make me a hipster? unsure.gif

Yup. that's a good indicator. ohmy.gif

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QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 06:48 PM)
http://static.pokato.net/2011-09-08-16-42-49642522833.jpg

Just looking at this guy makes me want to punch him in the face. His hipsterness has succeeded.

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QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Aug 3 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 3 2012, 10:01 PM)
Not to get political but I hate how hipster preach that corporations are evil yet most of them shop at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.

Exactly. My ex-girlfriend was a hipster like hardcore, and I spent 129.99 buying her a fricking dress at Urban Outfitters. Evil indeed.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg293/goose_trf/hipster.jpg

 

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QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 4 2012, 10:24 PM)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc4ua92x591qzpwi0o1_500.png

That would have been funnier if it had gone this way:

 

Customer: Hey, got any recommendations for the new releases?

 

Employee: Not really. I don't like music.

 

Customer: But you work at a music store!

 

Employee: Pretty ironic, huh?

 

icon_really_happy_guy.gif

 

The whole, "If I like a band, that means at least one person likes them, and that's too mainstream for me," bit was a little too much. Not every hipster joke has to be about both irony and anti-mainstream.

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QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 4 2012, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 4 2012, 10:24 PM)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc4ua92x591qzpwi0o1_500.png

That would have been funnier if it had gone this way:

 

Customer: Hey, got any recommendations for the new releases?

 

Employee: Not really. I don't like music.

 

Customer: But you work at a music store!

 

Employee: Pretty ironic, huh?

 

icon_really_happy_guy.gif

 

The whole, "If I like a band, that means at least one person likes them, and that's too mainstream for me," bit was a little too much. Not every hipster joke has to be about both irony and anti-mainstream.

Better?

http://i.imgur.com/Wp4dF.gif

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QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 4 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 4 2012, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE (ColdFireYYZ @ Aug 4 2012, 10:24 PM)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc4ua92x591qzpwi0o1_500.png

That would have been funnier if it had gone this way:

 

Customer: Hey, got any recommendations for the new releases?

 

Employee: Not really. I don't like music.

 

Customer: But you work at a music store!

 

Employee: Pretty ironic, huh?

 

icon_really_happy_guy.gif

 

The whole, "If I like a band, that means at least one person likes them, and that's too mainstream for me," bit was a little too much. Not every hipster joke has to be about both irony and anti-mainstream.

Better?

http://i.imgur.com/Wp4dF.gif

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I was afraid I had criticized a ColdfireYYZ original!

 

Yes.

 

It can be inferred that he doesn't like music because music itself is too mainstream.

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