Hangovers SUCK

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QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 04:03 PM)

You are all a bunch of wimps.  Real Men ENJOY their hangovers.  Aaaaarrrrr . . . .

Uh... Yeah

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (paganoman @ Jun 24 2005, 03:19 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 04:03 PM) You are all a bunch of wimps.  Real Men ENJOY their hangovers.  Aaaaarrrrr . . . . Uh... Yeah Yea, that's right kiddo.   And further, on the RARE occasion when Real Men barf from too much alcohol (and by definition that takes a HELLUVA LOT of alcohol -- enough to kill lesser men several times over), how do they react?   Yea, that's right -- THEY LICK IT UP, just to prove they can handle ALL the alcohol they consume, even if it takes a second time around.   Aaaarrrr . . . . .

[sullysue]

Oh, gross.....

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 24 2005, 05:27 PM)

Oh, gross.....

Aaarrrr . . . .

 

Glad to know I've fulfilled my purpose here with one person already. Clearly, you are not a Real Man. Yep, here I go, separatin' the Real Men from the pretend boys and the . . . uh, well, women.

 

Aaarrrr . . .

[sullysue]

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 05:49 PM)

Clearly, you are not a Real Man.

Wow! You are profoundly intelligent.

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 24 2005, 07:10 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 05:49 PM) Clearly, you are not a Real Man. Wow! You are profoundly intelligent. They don't call me "Dread Pirate Robert" for nothing.

[Jack Aubrey]

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 22 2005, 11:57 PM)

I find it VERY hard to believe no one has had a hangover since June 18th. Quit pukin', get over your room spins, and fess up!!!! Not me, of course, because I'm a delicate flower who only sips her beverages.... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0016.gif

I haven't had a hangover in 15 years. Then again, I haven't been drunk in 15 years so that's probably why.

 

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:58 PM)

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 22 2005, 11:57 PM) I find it VERY hard to believe no one has had a hangover since June 18th. Quit pukin', get over your room spins, and fess up!!!! Not me, of course, because I'm a delicate flower who only sips her beverages.... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0016.gif I haven't had a hangover in 15 years. Then again, I haven't been drunk in 15 years so that's probably why. Lad, you are sorely in need of a corrective bout of drunken therapy. Both of you, for that matter, lad and lass.

Edited June 25, 2005 by Dread Pirate Robert

[Jack Aubrey]

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 09:26 PM)

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:58 PM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 22 2005, 11:57 PM) I find it VERY hard to believe no one has had a hangover since June 18th. Quit pukin', get over your room spins, and fess up!!!! Not me, of course, because I'm a delicate flower who only sips her beverages.... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0016.gif I haven't had a hangover in 15 years. Then again, I haven't been drunk in 15 years so that's probably why. Lad, you are sorely in need of a corrective bout of drunken therapy. Both of you, for that matter, lad and lass. Sorry, my drunk days are behind me. I'm a recovered alcoholic, but I'm one of the fortunate few who didn't have to give up drinking completely, I just learned to control it. 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit.

[sullysue]

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 09:59 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 09:26 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:58 PM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 22 2005, 11:57 PM) I find it VERY hard to believe no one has had a hangover since June 18th. Quit pukin', get over your room spins, and fess up!!!! Not me, of course, because I'm a delicate flower who only sips her beverages.... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0016.gif I haven't had a hangover in 15 years. Then again, I haven't been drunk in 15 years so that's probably why. Lad, you are sorely in need of a corrective bout of drunken therapy. Both of you, for that matter, lad and lass. Sorry, my drunk days are behind me. I'm a recovered alcoholic, but I'm one of the fortunate few who didn't have to give up drinking completely, I just learned to control it. 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit.

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 09:59 PM)

2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit.

Clever you.

 

Of course, you can't fool me. I know damned well that "two drinks" could mean anything from two small glasses of water to two huge glasses of straight vodka.

 

"Two drinks" still leaves one with a hell of a lot of leeway

[Midway Hawker]

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:59 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 09:26 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:58 PM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 22 2005, 11:57 PM) I find it VERY hard to believe no one has had a hangover since June 18th. Quit pukin', get over your room spins, and fess up!!!! Not me, of course, because I'm a delicate flower who only sips her beverages.... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0016.gif I haven't had a hangover in 15 years. Then again, I haven't been drunk in 15 years so that's probably why. Lad, you are sorely in need of a corrective bout of drunken therapy. Both of you, for that matter, lad and lass. Sorry, my drunk days are behind me. I'm a recovered alcoholic, but I'm one of the fortunate few who didn't have to give up drinking completely, I just learned to control it. 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit. I always knew you were one of the smart ones...

[sullysue]

QUOTE (Earthshine @ Jun 25 2005, 01:01 AM)

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:59 PM) QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 09:26 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 07:58 PM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 22 2005, 11:57 PM) I find it VERY hard to believe no one has had a hangover since June 18th. Quit pukin', get over your room spins, and fess up!!!! Not me, of course, because I'm a delicate flower who only sips her beverages.... http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0016.gif I haven't had a hangover in 15 years. Then again, I haven't been drunk in 15 years so that's probably why. Lad, you are sorely in need of a corrective bout of drunken therapy. Both of you, for that matter, lad and lass. Sorry, my drunk days are behind me. I'm a recovered alcoholic, but I'm one of the fortunate few who didn't have to give up drinking completely, I just learned to control it. 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit. I always knew you were one of the smart ones...   You are all very weird.

[Test4VitalSigns]

Hangover Ratings

 

 

 

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

 

1 star hangover *

 

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

 

 

 

2 star hangover **

 

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

 

 

 

3 star hangover ***

 

Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once.

 

 

 

4 star hangover ****

 

Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein

and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

 

 

 

5 star hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell) *****

 

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.

 

 

[ladirushfan80]

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Jun 25 2005, 03:24 AM)

Hangover Ratings Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries. 2 star hangover ** Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails. 3 star hangover *** Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a litre of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once. 4 star hangover **** Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before. 5 star hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell) ***** You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.

[Dread Pirate Robert]

[sullysue]

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 25 2005, 08:27 AM)

I'm on the cusp of #1 and #2. How bout you matey?

ARRRRGGG. ugggg...

[Jack Aubrey]

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 11:59 PM)

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 09:59 PM) 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit. Clever you.   Of course, you can't fool me. I know damned well that "two drinks" could mean anything from two small glasses of water to two huge glasses of straight vodka.   "Two drinks" still leaves one with a hell of a lot of leeway "Honey, my bucket's empty!"   (Sorry, I was talking to my wife.)

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 25 2005, 11:59 AM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 25 2005, 08:27 AM) I'm on the cusp of #1 and #2. How bout you matey? ARRRRGGG. ugggg... I was at number one yesterday morning.   After only a few hours sleep, I woke up before dawn and ran/walked around the circle where I live twice for fresh morning air. After that, felt full of energy -- until about one o'clock in the afternoon, when the lack of sleep from the night before began to catch up with me. After that, just kind of vegged out in front of the TV and online all day.   It is rare for me to have a severe hangover -- even when I drink heavily. I have learned ways over the years (from hard experience) to reduce the next day effects. One of the most important, simplest, and effective is to be sure to drink lots of water at times during an evening of alcohol consumption. Can't stress enough how important this is.   Still, I DO know what severe hangovers are like, having experienced all the stages listed in the hangover chart above at one time or another during my life -- times when DEATH itself seemed preferable to the hungover state I was in -- only I was too helpless to kill myself

[Jack Aubrey]

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 25 2005, 04:19 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 11:59 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 09:59 PM) 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit. Clever you.   Of course, you can't fool me. I know damned well that "two drinks" could mean anything from two small glasses of water to two huge glasses of straight vodka.   "Two drinks" still leaves one with a hell of a lot of leeway "Honey, my bucket's empty!"   (Sorry, I was talking to my wife.) Bad joke?   In all seriousness, the drinks I enjoy are just the same as what you would get if you ordered it in a bar. I don't drink vodka out of Mason jars.

[sullysue]

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 26 2005, 01:15 PM)

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 25 2005, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 24 2005, 11:59 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 24 2005, 09:59 PM) 2 drinks are my absolute inviolable limit. Clever you.   Of course, you can't fool me. I know damned well that "two drinks" could mean anything from two small glasses of water to two huge glasses of straight vodka.   "Two drinks" still leaves one with a hell of a lot of leeway "Honey, my bucket's empty!"   (Sorry, I was talking to my wife.) Bad joke?   In all seriousness, the drinks I enjoy are just the same as what you would get if you ordered it in a bar. I don't drink vodka out of Mason jars. No moonshine for you, huh?