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Exhibit 1 - a crap "new" old song written in 1993 and re-written for the new album released as a single and as part of a GI Joe film soundtrack:

 

 

Exhibit 2 - shitty cartoon album art

 

http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Aerosmith-Music-From-Another-Dimension.jpg

 

Exhibit 3 - New songs written by Dianne Warren, Desmond Child et al

 

Exhibit 4 - Carrie Underwood, Julian Lennon backing vocals

 

Exhibit 5 - Tyler lost it years ago, so did Perry

 

Exhibit 6 - The best Aerosmith you'll find in this decade is on the new Joe Bonamassa album: Brad Whitford playing rhythm guitar on half a dozen tracks. Sounds really good too.

 

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Are you fukking serious Pat?

 

I am officially done with this shite band.

 

They were Boston's greatest rock band of all time and now they are just a bunch of Cash Grab Cu*ts.

 

Tyler and Perry hate each other just like Diamond Dave and Eddie!

 

I remember seeing Tyler purposely push Perry off the stage.

 

What a cock.

 

I remember seeing Bob Dylan open up for Aerosmith way back when.

 

It was one of the worst concerts I have ever seen!

 

At least I saw Bob live though I guess. I can't stand him.

 

Signed,

 

"Highway 61 Revisited"

 

I will never pay to see Aeroshite again!

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I didn't know Brad was on the Bonamassa disc.

 

Totally underrated.

 

Just like my buddy John Nymann who is the rhythm guitarist in Y&T.

 

Meniketti is slowing down and getting old. Nymann can play his chops a lot faster now.

 

Fukk Y&T!

 

Sorry for hijacking off!

 

Life goes on.......................

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QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 01:34 AM)
Are you fukking serious Pat?

I am officially done with this shite band.

They were Boston's greatest rock band of all time and now they are just a bunch of Cash Grab Cu*ts.

Tyler and Perry hate each other just like Diamond Dave and Eddie!

I remember seeing Tyler purposely push Perry off the stage.

What a cock.

I remember seeing Bob Dylan open up for Aerosmith way back when.

It was one of the worst concerts I have ever seen!

At least I saw Bob live though I guess. I can't stand him.

Signed,

"Highway 61 Revisited"

I will never pay to see Aeroshite again!

They should all fall offstage and not be allowed back for the good of their health!

 

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QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 01:36 AM)
I didn't know Brad was on the Bonamassa disc.

Totally underrated.

Just like my buddy John Nymann who is the rhythm guitarist in Y&T.

Meniketti is slowing down and getting old. Nymann can play his chops a lot faster now.

Fukk Y&T!

Sorry for hijacking off!

Life goes on.......................

Yeah he appears to do a good job, though it's not clear how much rhythm playing Joe does on those tracks.

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QUOTE (Enemy Within 77 @ Jun 18 2012, 11:51 PM)
This band has been shit for 20+ years now! Fukk them!!! 062802puke_prv.gif

Hahahaha! I will never give these old ladies a fukking dime again!!

 

Overrated SHITE!

 

I would rather listen to "Night In The Ruts" than any of that MTV ballad shite!!

 

Look in the mirror now Tyler! "Dude Looks Like A Rag Doll Lady!"

 

Fukk this band!

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 18 2012, 11:55 PM)
QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 01:34 AM)
Are you fukking serious Pat?

I am officially done with this shite band.

They were Boston's greatest rock band of all time and now they are just a bunch of Cash Grab Cu*ts.

Tyler and Perry hate each other just like Diamond Dave and Eddie!

I remember seeing Tyler purposely push Perry off the stage.

What a cock.

I remember seeing Bob Dylan open up for Aerosmith way back when.

It was one of the worst concerts I have ever seen!

At least I saw Bob live though I guess.  I can't stand him.

Signed,

"Highway 61 Revisited" 

I will never pay to see Aeroshite again!

They should all fall offstage and not be allowed back for the good of their health!

 

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Hahaha! No doubt buddy!! Brad is the best player in that band!!

 

"Shove In An Elevator"

 

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 18 2012, 11:56 PM)
QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 01:36 AM)
I didn't know Brad was on the Bonamassa disc.

Totally underrated.

Just like my buddy John Nymann who is the rhythm guitarist in Y&T.

Meniketti is slowing down and getting old.  Nymann can play his chops a lot faster now.

Fukk Y&T!

Sorry for hijacking off!

Life goes on.......................

Yeah he appears to do a good job, though it's not clear how much rhythm playing Joe does on those tracks.

Perry is one of the most overrated guitar players in the world yet Rolling Stone Fagazine probably loves to suck his dick.

 

Alex Lifeson blows him away and gets no love from Rolling The Bones Magazine!!

 

Life isn't fair but yet it is!!

 

 

It is what it is and whatever.

It is what it is forever.

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QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 02:03 AM)
QUOTE (Enemy Within 77 @ Jun 18 2012, 11:51 PM)
This band has been shit for 20+ years now! Fukk them!!! 062802puke_prv.gif

Hahahaha! I will never give these old ladies a fukking dime again!!

 

Overrated SHITE!

 

I would rather listen to "Night In The Ruts" than any of that MTV ballad shite!!

 

Look in the mirror now Tyler! "Dude Looks Like A Rag Doll Lady!"

 

Fukk this band!

If anyone wants some Aerosmith, GOOD Aerosmith listen to 70s Aerosmith.

 

(Or if you're like me there might be a couple of decent discs from the 80s too)

 

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 19 2012, 12:07 AM)
QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 02:03 AM)
QUOTE (Enemy Within 77 @ Jun 18 2012, 11:51 PM)
This band has been shit for 20+ years now! Fukk them!!! 062802puke_prv.gif

Hahahaha! I will never give these old ladies a fukking dime again!!

 

Overrated SHITE!

 

I would rather listen to "Night In The Ruts" than any of that MTV ballad shite!!

 

Look in the mirror now Tyler! "Dude Looks Like A Rag Doll Lady!"

 

Fukk this band!

If anyone wants some Aerosmith, GOOD Aerosmith listen to 70s Aerosmith.

 

(Or if you're like me there might be a couple of decent discs from the 80s too)

Aerodude!

 

As usual you are preaching to the choir!!

 

"ROCKS!"

 

"TOYS IN THE ATTIC!"

 

They used to kick ass!!!!

 

Ironically I think I like Guns 'N Roses' cover of "Mama Kin" better.

 

Talk about another great band that is a complete pile of shite in 2012.

 

What a bummer!!

 

How has Rush survived them all??????????

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QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 02:11 AM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 19 2012, 12:07 AM)
QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 02:03 AM)
QUOTE (Enemy Within 77 @ Jun 18 2012, 11:51 PM)
This band has been shit for 20+ years now! Fukk them!!! 062802puke_prv.gif

Hahahaha! I will never give these old ladies a fukking dime again!!

 

Overrated SHITE!

 

I would rather listen to "Night In The Ruts" than any of that MTV ballad shite!!

 

Look in the mirror now Tyler! "Dude Looks Like A Rag Doll Lady!"

 

Fukk this band!

If anyone wants some Aerosmith, GOOD Aerosmith listen to 70s Aerosmith.

 

(Or if you're like me there might be a couple of decent discs from the 80s too)

Aerodude!

 

As usual you are preaching to the choir!!

 

"ROCKS!"

 

"TOYS IN THE ATTIC!"

 

They used to kick ass!!!!

 

Ironically I think I like Guns 'N Roses' cover of "Mama Kin" better.

 

Talk about another great band that is a complete pile of shite in 2012.

 

What a bummer!!

 

How has Rush survived them all??????????

Answer: they were never on that level

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QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jun 19 2012, 01:48 AM)
As ever, I refuse to listen to the insane ramblings of a duck.

I shall purchase the album, if it sucks, it sucks, if it's half-decent, well whoopee-f**k. ph34r.gif 1287.gif

Hey Saw!

 

I keep buying Joe Perry's solo albums and the last one was a piece of shite!

 

I hope the new Aerosmith album rocks but I seriously doubt it!

 

Give me a new Thin Lizzy reissue with bonus live tracks over any new Aeroshite material.

 

Hope I am proven wrong.

 

 

Signed,

 

"Boys In The Attic"

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 18 2012, 11:29 PM)
Exhibit 1 - a crap "new" old song written in 1993 and re-written for the new album released as a single and as part of a GI Joe film soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r20TGXVfJCQ

Exhibit 2 - shitty cartoon album art

http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Aerosmith-Music-From-Another-Dimension.jpg

Exhibit 3 - New songs written by Dianne Warren, Desmond Child et al

Exhibit 4 - Carrie Underwood, Julian Lennon backing vocals

Exhibit 5 - Tyler lost it years ago, so did Perry

Exhibit 6 - The best Aerosmith you'll find in this decade is on the new Joe Bonamassa album: Brad Whitford playing rhythm guitar on half a dozen tracks. Sounds really good too.

Hey Pat!

 

That shitty cartoon artwork reminds me of Thomas Dolby's album cover!

 

"Aliens Ate My Buick."

 

Tyler is so old and and bold. I am completely "Blinded By Science."

 

 

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QUOTE (RUSHHEAD666 @ Jun 19 2012, 09:30 AM)
QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jun 19 2012, 01:48 AM)
As ever, I refuse to listen to the insane ramblings of a duck.

I shall purchase the album, if it sucks, it sucks, if it's half-decent, well whoopee-f**k. ph34r.gif  1287.gif

Hey Saw!

 

I keep buying Joe Perry's solo albums and the last one was a piece of shite!

 

I hope the new Aerosmith album rocks but I seriously doubt it!

 

Give me a new Thin Lizzy reissue with bonus live tracks over any new Aeroshite material.

 

Hope I am proven wrong.

 

 

Signed,

 

"Boys In The Attic"

Yeah, Joe's albums never delivered.

 

All we can do is hope they have 3 or 4 decent tunes left in them.

 

For Krawitham's sake! wink.gif

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QUOTE (metaldad @ Jun 19 2012, 08:31 AM)
Aerosmith -R.I.P. 1973 -1980 rose.gif

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There is little to no chance I buy this.

 

As an aside, I disagree that they should have folded in 1980. Rock in a Hard Place, Done With Mirrors, and even Permanent Vacation and Pump are all enjoyable enough. After that, though: 062802puke_prv.gif

 

Good to see Julian Lennon surfacing again. I'm a big fan of his dad's work, and I've always enjoyed his. I'm not sure this is the right vehicle for him though.

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QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jun 19 2012, 03:48 AM)
As ever, I refuse to listen to the insane ramblings of a duck.

I shall purchase the album, if it sucks, it sucks, if it's half-decent, well whoopee-f**k. ph34r.gif 1287.gif

Just listen to that single, it should be enough...

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QUOTE (Rick N. Backer @ Jun 19 2012, 08:26 AM)
There is little to no chance I buy this.

As an aside, I disagree that they should have folded in 1980. Rock in a Hard Place, Done With Mirrors, and even Permanent Vacation and Pump are all enjoyable enough. After that, though: 062802puke_prv.gif

Good to see Julian Lennon surfacing again. I'm a big fan of his dad's work, and I've always enjoyed his. I'm not sure this is the right vehicle for him though.

I like Rock in a Hard Place and Pump. I never liked Done with Mirrors and for me Permanent Vacation was weak...

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