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#961 Ya_Big_Tree

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE (Lerxster @ Feb 28 2008, 05:42 PM)
QUOTE (joanneeeeee @ Jan 19 2008, 10:24 AM)
It would be a lot easier to live with them if their  fragile egos didn't need constant attention tongue.gif

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I thought that was part of our charm eyesre4.gif

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I enjoy stroking their egos....most of the time   laugh.gif  

Some times it's just... OMG can you just shut up about how fat your ass looks in those jeans!

Oh wait...

was I just channeling a man just then... hmm...

Weird...

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#962 rnrgal

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Posted 02 March 2008 - 11:24 PM

QUOTE (joanneeeeee @ Jan 19 2008, 10:24 AM)
It would be a lot easier to live with them if their  fragile egos didn't need constant attention tongue.gif

just venting smile.gif

Hmm, why does that make me think of "Shut Up Shuttin' Up"?

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Do you find that he always wants attention, it's always him him him him him ?

Constant... Constant attention

I can't take it, he comes home, and he wants me to caress him and totally tell him how great he is, and all this

I love you, I love you, you're the best, there is no one else

Like really, why do I always have to tell him that? All I want to do is relax, have a nice little drink and Give him a little hug...


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Cygnus, no offense, man, but....I can totally see where the "retro" comes from in "retrosexual".  Like, back to the dark ages.  That's a bit TOO macho for my taste.  Geez and you're supposed to be the god of balance!  lol smile.gif

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Not once anywhere in this entire thread did any of us ever say we wish men did not exist at all on the earth so I don't know wtf you kept harping on that. eyesre4.gif  Well, I do have one idea why but I'm not even going there.

k, done feeding teh troll  

Edited by rnrgal, 02 March 2008 - 11:25 PM.


#963 rnrgal

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Posted 02 March 2008 - 11:26 PM

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Posted 02 March 2008 - 11:36 PM

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 12:22 PM

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us women when we were little:

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't f*ckin think so.

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 10:51 AM

QUOTE (rnrgal @ Mar 3 2008, 12:24 AM)
QUOTE (joanneeeeee @ Jan 19 2008, 10:24 AM)
It would be a lot easier to live with them if their  fragile egos didn't need constant attention tongue.gif

just venting smile.gif

Hmm, why does that make me think of "Shut Up Shuttin' Up"?

QUOTE
Do you find that he always wants attention, it's always him him him him him ?

Constant... Constant attention

I can't take it, he comes home, and he wants me to caress him and totally tell him how great he is, and all this

I love you, I love you, you're the best, there is no one else

Like really, why do I always have to tell him that? All I want to do is relax, have a nice little drink and Give him a little hug...


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Cygnus, no offense, man, but....I can totally see where the "retro" comes from in "retrosexual".  Like, back to the dark ages.  That's a bit TOO macho for my taste.  Geez and you're supposed to be the god of balance!  lol smile.gif

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Not once anywhere in this entire thread did any of us ever say we wish men did not exist at all on the earth so I don't know wtf you kept harping on that. eyesre4.gif  Well, I do have one idea why but I'm not even going there.

k, done feeding teh troll

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#970 rnrgal

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 12:55 PM

Cygnus:  I wasn't sure why you posted  wtf.gif, then I realized it looks like I'm calling YOU a troll.  

I actually typed ARF right above that, for Asian Rush Fan.  Guess I should have spelled it out the first time cuz it doesn't stand out too good.  Sorry for the misunderstanding.   trink39.gif  

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 01:58 PM

QUOTE (rnrgal @ Mar 4 2008, 01:55 PM)
Cygnus:  I wasn't sure why you posted  wtf.gif, then I realized it looks like I'm calling YOU a troll.  

I actually typed ARF right above that, for Asian Rush Fan.  Guess I should have spelled it out the first time cuz it doesn't stand out too good.  Sorry for the misunderstanding.   trink39.gif

Couldn't figure out why you barked at me tongue.gif

No foul...and I agree about the troll, now that I know it wasn't me trink39.gif  

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 03:54 PM

omg guys. Thank you for cheering me up lol. Those pics are too funny smile.gif. lol.

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:47 AM

QUOTE (Lerxster @ Feb 28 2008, 05:42 PM)
QUOTE (joanneeeeee @ Jan 19 2008, 10:24 AM)
It would be a lot easier to live with them if their  fragile egos didn't need constant attention tongue.gif

just venting smile.gif

I thought that was part of our charm eyesre4.gif

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Awwwww, but you are charming sweetie hug2.gif  

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 08:40 PM

QUOTE (joanneeeeee @ Mar 10 2008, 10:47 AM)
QUOTE (Lerxster @ Feb 28 2008, 05:42 PM)
QUOTE (joanneeeeee @ Jan 19 2008, 10:24 AM)
It would be a lot easier to live with them if their  fragile egos didn't need constant attention tongue.gif

just venting smile.gif

I thought that was part of our charm eyesre4.gif

biggrin.gif

Awwwww, but you are charming sweetie hug2.gif

blush4.gif tongue.gif  

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 09:11 AM

Hilarious  laugh.gif  

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 12:37 AM

saw the thread title and was curious!! no time to read through 50 pages, just tell me...are we fairing ok so far? breakin even at least?   biggrin.gif  

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:30 AM

HEY LADIES!  YEAH, I'M A GUY, SO DON'T BE ALARMED!

I guess we're all alike to one degree or another.  You can't live with us or without us, and neither can us "boys"!  HEY!  Whaddya gonna do?

Now children, that's a whole different story.  First of all, they are grandparents revenge.  Secondly, sons give moms the gray hairs and daughters give dads the gray hairs (or baldness in many cases!).  That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it! tongue.gif  

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (MMCXII @ Apr 8 2008, 12:37 AM)
saw the thread title and was curious!! no time to read through 50 pages, just tell me...are we fairing ok so far? breakin even at least?   biggrin.gif

You  2.gif men are doing just fine wink.gif  smile.gif  

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 03:17 PM

QUOTE (1974FAN @ Apr 10 2008, 09:30 AM)
HEY LADIES!  YEAH, I'M A GUY, SO DON'T BE ALARMED!

I guess we're all alike to one degree or another.  You can't live with us or without us, and neither can us "boys"!  HEY!  Whaddya gonna do?

Now children, that's a whole different story.  First of all, they are grandparents revenge.  Secondly, sons give moms the gray hairs and daughters give dads the gray hairs (or baldness in many cases!).  That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it! tongue.gif

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