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QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 04:19 PM)


Foreplay is a twelve pack and him in his underwear. 062802puke_prv.gif

OK NOW im mad!

U GET 4PLAY?!?!?! mad.gif

no fair

 

 

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For all you fabulous Rush chicks:

 

Subject: The Whys of Men...........

>

> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

> because they are plugged into a genius)

>

> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

> they don't have enough time)

>

> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? ( they don't

> stop to ask directions)

>

> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

> because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

>

> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

> so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

>

> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

> you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

>

> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

> don't know.....it never happened)

>

> And my personal favorite:

>

> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

> because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

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QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 14 2005, 03:20 PM)
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>

Holy rice cakes! I almost peed with this one!

 

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QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 14 2005, 04:20 PM)
For all you fabulous Rush chicks:

Subject: The Whys of Men...........
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? ( they don't
> stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> don't know.....it never happened)
>
> And my personal favorite:
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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QUOTE (rickyrob @ Jun 15 2005, 08:45 AM)
O...K... just found this thread. It was an accident, honest!..........better go  bolt.gif

I'm afraid you're too late. sullysue already has you chained to the thread and is preparing various instruments of torture.

 

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he would've been lyin on the floor dead with a gun shot wound if that had been in MY house.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

J/K...i don't own or even know how to use a gun... but i definately would have tried to beat the sh*t outta him........

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"The most fundamental way a woman can misunderstand a man--and the

misunderstanding with the most far-reaching consequences--is to think that she

can understand him at all...." --Mark Leyner

 

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FEMALE PRAYER

>> >> >

>> >> > Before I lay me down to sleep,

>> >> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

>> >> >

>> >> > One who's handsome, smart and strong.

>> >> > One who loves to listen long,

>> >> >

>> >> > One who thinks before he speaks.

>> >> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

>> >> >

>> >> > I pray he's gainfully employed,

>> >> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

>> >> >

>> >> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs

>> >> > to do more.

>> >> >

>> >> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, And knows what to

>> >> > answer to "How big is my behind?"

>> >> >

>> >> > I pray that this man will love me to no end.

>> >> > Will always be my very best friend.

>> >> >

>> >> > Amen.

>> >> >

>> >> > MALE PRAYER

>> >> >

>> >> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a

>> >> > liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme with anything

>> >> > and I don't give a sh*t.

>> >> >

>> >> > Amen

 

 

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This is funny stuff. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

I hope to make it back to this forum, but with all the cleaning and cooking I have to do around here, well, where will I find the time.

 

A wise man once said " Women are good for two things, and most of em can't cook".

 

I disagree. Women are also good for bringing home the bacon, and picking up the beer.

 

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FINE

 

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

 

FIVE MINUTES

 

 

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

 

 

NOTHING

 

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

 

 

GO AHEAD

 

 

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

 

 

 

LOUD SIGH

 

 

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

 

 

THAT'S OKAY

 

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

THANKS

 

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

 

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 20 2005, 06:40 AM)
FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"


GO AHEAD


This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.



LOUD SIGH


This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 20 2005, 06:40 AM)
FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

We end up saying this back and forth, getting appoximately nowhere,

 

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Whatever."

(end of conversation. Let the resentment begin!!!! wacko.gif )

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