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#21 DonnaWanna

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 07:24 PM

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#22 sundog

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 08:48 PM

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#23 DonnaWanna

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 02:43 PM

As he trys to get me  in a romantic mood..he gropes my boobs and points out how my right 1 is lil larger then my left..by callin me lopsided
then says   "cumon baybay lets F*ck!  wacko.gif


Back off ladies hes ALL mine  rofl3.gif  icon_really_happy_guy.gif

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#24 sundog

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 12 2005, 02:43 PM)
As he trys to get me  in a romantic mood..he gropes my boobs and points out how my right 1 is lil larger then my left..by callin me lopsided
then says   "cumon baybay lets F*ck!  wacko.gif


Back off ladies hes ALL mine  rofl3.gif  icon_really_happy_guy.gif

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#25 sullysue

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:19 PM

QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 03:10 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 12 2005, 02:43 PM)
As he trys to get me  in a romantic mood..he gropes my boobs and points out how my right 1 is lil larger then my left..by callin me lopsided
then says   "cumon baybay lets F*ck!  wacko.gif


Back off ladies hes ALL mine  rofl3.gif  icon_really_happy_guy.gif

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I get thumped on the ass...  mad.gif

Foreplay is a twelve pack and him in his underwear. 062802puke_prv.gif  

#26 DonnaWanna

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 05:12 PM

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 04:19 PM)


Foreplay is a twelve pack and him in his underwear. 062802puke_prv.gif

OK NOW im mad!
U GET 4PLAY?!?!?!  mad.gif
no fair


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#27 DonnaWanna

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Posted 14 June 2005 - 03:20 PM

For all you fabulous Rush chicks:

Subject: The Whys of Men...........
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?   ( they don't
> stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> don't know.....it never happened)
>
> And my personal favorite:
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


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Posted 14 June 2005 - 04:02 PM

QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 14 2005, 03:20 PM)
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>

Holy rice cakes! I almost peed with this one!

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 08:39 AM

QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 14 2005, 04:20 PM)
For all you fabulous Rush chicks:

Subject: The Whys of Men...........
>
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?   ( they don't
> stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> don't know.....it never happened)
>
> And my personal favorite:
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 08:45 AM

O...K... just found this thread. It was an accident, honest!..........better go  bolt.gif  

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 08:53 AM

QUOTE (rickyrob @ Jun 15 2005, 08:45 AM)
O...K... just found this thread. It was an accident, honest!..........better go  bolt.gif

I'm afraid you're too late. sullysue already has you chained to the thread and is preparing various instruments of torture.

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 08:54 AM

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:36 AM

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:43 AM

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:43 AM

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 15 2005, 10:36 AM)
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I am surprised that man is still alive.  z7shysterical.gif

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:46 AM

He won't be breathing hard and using his light saber anymore after that stunt wink.gif

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:47 AM

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He won't be breathing hard and using his light saber anymore after that stunt wink.gif

I think he's going to have some arse kissing to do!!  wink.gif  

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 11:07 AM

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I would have kicked his fookin' ass! mad.gif  

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 11:32 AM

he would've been lyin on the floor dead with a gun shot wound if that had been in MY house.......






























J/K...i don't own or even know how to use a gun... but i definately would have tried to beat the sh*t outta him........




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