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Kid Gloves: This one's in 5/8. Odd, huh?

 

Dog Years: Hey, look at how many good songs we've done - cut us some slack!

 

 

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Working Man: We've Never Worked A 9-5 Day In Our Lives

 

Beneath, Between and Behind: Unintelligibility

 

Bastille Day: High School History Lesson

 

2112: F*ck It

 

A Passage to Bangkok: Tokin Round the World

 

La Villa Strangiato: Let's See How Many Time Signature Changes We Can Do In One Song

 

Subdivisions: I Wasn't Popular In High School

 

Limelight: Dammit, We Didn't Really Wanna Be Famous

 

Chemistry: High School Science Lesson

 

Countdown: High School Science Lesson Part II

 

Red Sector A: I'm Jewish, By The Way

 

Red Lenses: Alex Who?

 

Territories: The Reason For Every War Since Time Began

 

Time Stand Still: Shit, We're Starting To Get Old

 

Chain Lightning: Hug Your Daughter, Now

 

The Pass: Come On Now, It's Only High School, You Could Be A Starving Child Prostitute In Africa

 

Superconductor: SphincterConstrictor

 

You Bet Your Life: Let's String A Bunch Of Words Together And Repeat

 

The Big Wheel: Journey Did It First

 

Nobody's Hero: Have We Sung About Gays Yet?

 

Virtuality: This New Internet Thing Is Pretty Cool, And These Lyrics Certainly Won't Be Laughable In 15 Years

 

Resist: I Think I Have Self Control, But Really I Don't, But Sometimes I Do

 

Dog Years: Trollface

 

Far Cry: Remember That One Chord From Hemispheres?

 

Faithless: Just In Case You Haven't Noticed Yet, We're Atheists

 

BU2B: Yup, We're Still Atheists

 

 

 

 

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Half the World: The Theme from OCD

 

Anagram for Mongo: It Seemed Like a Good Idea At The Time

 

The Stars Look Down: Filler

 

The Way the Wind Blows: Moral Relativism Gone Wild

 

In the Mood: God, We Could REALLY Use a Lyricist

 

Scars: Stuck In A Rut

 

Dog Years: Let's Expose the Fanbois

 

Headlong Flight: 25 Years of Crap is Quite Enough, Don't You Think?

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The Necromancer : "The (Puff, Puff) Pass"

 

A Passage To Bangkok : "Yup, We're Still Stoners"

 

Subdivisions : "We're Nerds"

 

Countdown : "Did We Ever Mention We're Nerds?"

 

The Body Electric : "We're Still Huge Nerds"

 

The Big Money : "It's OK For Us To Get Rich But Not You"

 

Cold Fire : "Sex Is Confusing"

 

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"Animate" - New, hard Rush

"Stick It Out" - Never said new hard Rush would be good.

"Cut To The Chase" - Or that it wouldn't suck.

"Nobody's Hero" - Alex takes control

"Between Sun & Moon" - Back to space

"Alien Shore" - Aliens, space, so why does isn't this album good

"The Speed Of Love" - The reason we don't write about love

"Double Agent" - You hated the rap, here's something weirder.

"Leave That Thing Alone" (instrumental) - See, we can make good music when we want to.

"Cold Fire" - We just don't want to now.

"Everyday Glory" - Just wait three years for a better song.

 

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Hey! Don't insult Counterparts!

 

Here are a few:

 

Beneath, Between & Behind: Prepositions

 

Need Some Love: Weak Knees

 

In The Mood: 19.45

 

Finding My Way: I'm Coming!!!

 

By-Tor & The Snow Dog: Please Mind The Strange Noices Three Minutes In

 

Chemistry: If You're Not A Nerd, Stay Away!!! Far Away!!!!

 

Far Cry: I Just Hope You Don't Know Neurotica

 

Freeze: Try And Get Through The Whole Song

 

Ghost Rider: Hey, Alex! Neil! I'm Playing Chords!

 

Cygnus X-1: I Had A Heart Attack Trying To Sing That Bit At The End So Please Appreciate it

 

Nobody's Hero: If You're A Homophobe, Stay Away!!! Far Away!!!!

 

Anthem: I Hate You All!!! All Of You!!! I'm The Most Important!!!

 

The Necromancer: Prepare To Be Confused

 

The Big Money: Ha Ha! I Can Play Bass Dangerously Quickly!

 

Time Stand Still: Just Don't Watch The Video

 

Chain Lightning: That's Nice

 

Anagram (For Mongo): Mgarnaa (Mgn Frooo)

 

Where's My Thing?: Between Your Legs

 

Here Again: Beware! I Start Randomly Singing In The Wrong Key For About Five Seconds During The "Churning" Lyric!

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Anthem: Testing Echoes

 

New World Man: 80's World Police

 

Dog Years: Far Cry From Limelight

 

Wish Them Well: Get Back At Them With A Sing-Songy Verse And Overly Repetitive Chorus

 

The Camera Eye: Fall Down In Awe Because We In Fact Really Are That Good

 

Ghost Of A Chance: Don't Tell Me I Can't Write A Love Song

 

Virtuality: Virtually Terrible Lyrics (Or, more charitably: Everyone Is Entitled To Miss One)

 

In The End: A Beautiful Song Whose Title Tragically Evokes Butt Love

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Tom Sawyer…Your English Assignment

 

Red Sector A…I'm a Jew

 

Faithless…No, I'm Not a Jew. What Made You Think That?

 

Caravan…I'm a Hobo—Will Play for Food

 

The Larger Bowl (A Pantoum)…Hey, It Could Be Worse. Oh, Wait, No It Can't Because I'm Writing a Freaking Pantoum.

 

Closer to the Heart…I'm a Girl

 

Roll the Bones…No, I'm Not a Girl. What Made You Think That? I Like Rap, You Idiots!

 

Cold Fire…This Is Why I Didn't Have Many Girlfriends in High School

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YYZ…Who the What, Now?

 

La Villa Strangiato…Here, Al, You Sing!

 

Red Barchetta…Why I Have All Those Unpaid Parking Tickets

 

In the Mood…Sorry, I'm Desperate

 

Grand Designs…The Song That Never Ends

 

Xanadu…1.000-Year Hangover from Paradise Milk

 

Freewill…Yeah, I'm Skipping Church Today

 

Test For Echo…What We Do in Our Spare Time

 

Good News First…Okay, The Next Album is Better

 

Hand Over Fist…Best 2 of 3

 

One Little Victory…Did You Miss Us? How About the Keys? No? Oh.

 

Hope…Okay, Neil, That's Enough

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Working Man: We've Never Worked A 9-5 Day In Our Lives

 

Beneath, Between and Behind: Unintelligibility

 

Bastille Day: High School History Lesson

 

2112: F*ck It

 

A Passage to Bangkok: Tokin Round the World

 

La Villa Strangiato: Let's See How Many Time Signature Changes We Can Do In One Song

 

Subdivisions: I Wasn't Popular In High School

 

Limelight: Dammit, We Didn't Really Wanna Be Famous

 

Chemistry: High School Science Lesson

 

Countdown: High School Science Lesson Part II

 

Red Sector A: I'm Jewish, By The Way

 

Red Lenses: Alex Who?

 

Territories: The Reason For Every War Since Time Began

 

Time Stand Still: Shit, We're Starting To Get Old

 

Chain Lightning: Hug Your Daughter, Now

 

The Pass: Come On Now, It's Only High School, You Could Be A Starving Child Prostitute In Africa

 

Superconductor: SphincterConstrictor

 

You Bet Your Life: Let's String A Bunch Of Words Together And Repeat

 

The Big Wheel: Journey Did It First

 

Nobody's Hero: Have We Sung About Gays Yet?

 

Virtuality: This New Internet Thing Is Pretty Cool, And These Lyrics Certainly Won't Be Laughable In 15 Years

 

Resist: I Think I Have Self Control, But Really I Don't, But Sometimes I Do

 

Dog Years: Trollface

 

Far Cry: Remember That One Chord From Hemispheres?

 

Faithless: Just In Case You Haven't Noticed Yet, We're Atheists

 

BU2B: Yup, We're Still Atheists

 

 

 

 

....I'm bored

 

 

 

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Fly by night- WOW Geddy can sing high here

By-Tor and the snow dog- WOW somebody was high here

Bastille day- WOW Geddy can still sing high

The Necromancer- WOW somebody is still high

Tears- Why Geddy shouldn't write lyrics

Strangiato- Lerxst at his best

Natural science- Sounds like Cygnus X-1 book III

YYZ- "Showing off"

New world man- How is THIS their only hit?

Distant early warning- Let's not talk about that video..

Afterimage- Where's the bass?

The body electric- Subdivisions part two

Between the wheels- Between the underrated

Mystic rhythms- No, just no

Force ten- What up wit dat intro?

Roll the bones- Betcha can't top this, Eminem!

One little victory- Rush is back, baby!

Freeze- FEAR SERIES is back, baby!

Far cry- Typical Rush: Amazing

Headlong flight- Bastille day/By-Tor 2.0

The Garden- Are you allowed to cry during a Rush song?

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Double Agent…Lerxst's Nightmare

 

Headlong Flight…Bastillespheres

 

The Fountain of Lamneth…Heart Attack

 

Cygnus X-1 Book I: The Voyage…Heart Attack Part II

 

Cygnus X-1 Part II: Hemispheres…Heart Attack Part III

 

Lock And Key…We Need Serious Psychological Help

 

Time and Motion: Catchy Riff That Gets Old Fast

 

La Villa Strangiato…The Inner Thiughts of Alex Lifeson

 

Stick It Out…No, Not That. Pull Your Zipper Back Up!

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