Seinfeld's Girlfriends

[Lost In Xanadu]

I tried grabbing as many screen shots as I could from the show, but if they didn't pop right up in google, I didn't look too hard and grabbed what I could.

 

Most likely not a complete list, but based on a list I found on the internet.

 

 

 

 

** Oh - I intentionally left Elaine off the list. So back off!

[LeaveMyThingAlone]

Awesome poll....

 

Huge Seinfeld fan and it was always classic how many hotties he was dating from season to season.

 

For my money, there was no one hotter AT THE TIME than Teri Hatcher. She was absolutely phenomenal right around this time. Nowadays, it's a different story, but I was always gaga over her in that episode, especially the way she looked in that screenshot...perfect

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (LeaveMyThingAlone @ Dec 1 2011, 01:52 PM)

Awesome poll.... Huge Seinfeld fan and it was always classic how many hotties he was dating from season to season. For my money, there was no one hotter AT THE TIME than Teri Hatcher. She was absolutely phenomenal right around this time. Nowadays, it's a different story, but I was always gaga over her in that episode, especially the way she looked in that screenshot...perfect

Yeah, It was a tough choice for me.... Classic is Teri Hatcher, and another top is the chick that played Nicki that got Jerry out of the speeding ticket. I'm a sucker for a brunette though and chose the babe that thought he was gay. She has been a fav of mine in a lot, but based purely on how they looked in Seinfeld - Teri Hatcher all the way.

[GrandDesigner]

Celia...the chick he drugged so he could play with her toys.

[goose]

Elaine?

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (goose @ Dec 1 2011, 09:11 PM)

Elaine?

Yeah, exactly! She definitely qualifies as an ex-girlfriend.

[laughedatbytime]

They're real...and they're fantastic...

 

Teri Hatcher...

[LeaveMyThingAlone]

I didn't look at each picture, but which one was that blond that Jerry though had a fungus problem when he discovered something in her medicine cabinet and it turned out to be for her cat? She was hot too...

[J2112YYZ]

Teri Hatcher.

 

I also find it funny that the hottest woman Jerry went out with is one of the ones he never slept with.

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 1 2011, 09:22 PM)

QUOTE (goose @ Dec 1 2011, 09:11 PM) Elaine? Yeah, exactly! She definitely qualifies as an ex-girlfriend. I covered that in the OP.... I didn't include her because she was part of the show, not a 1-2 episode appearance.

[Presto-digitation]

Lord that's an extensive list.

 

I just loved how he couldn't stay in a relationship and over the DUMBEST things too. Pretty awesome. I know it's almost expected to like Seinfeld and I've seen most of them endless times, but man if it doesn't draw a half dozen full and hearty belly laughs from me...even today. Just doesn't get old.

[GeddyRulz]

I love the case of Ellen (Christine Taylor). She seemed to have absolutely nothing wrong with her, yet everyone (except Jerry and his parents) seemed to think dating her was the act of a desperate man. "Why are you doing this, Jerry? Is it your career? Things'll pick up." Even Ellen's own friends thought Jerry was only taking her out as a Sympathy Date, for pity. "You're so nice for doing this!"

 

It was as if she was grotesquely disfigured, but Jerry, his parents, and we the audience couldn't see it. What was so wrong with her?!

[GeddyRulz]

The 9th Season DVD says a total of 73 partners have been seen or alluded to in the entire series.

 

Some other reasons for breaking-up (in some cases, SHE broke up with HIM):

 

■For refusing to taste his pie at the coffee shop ("The Pie").

■For wearing the same dress on every date ("The Seven").

■For eating her peas one at a time ("The Engagement").

■Because she had "man hands" ("The Bizarro Jerry")

■Because he realizes he doesn't want to be with someone exactly like himself (Jeanine Garafalo, in "The Invitations")

■Because she had once dated Newman, who had ended the relationship ("The Big Salad")

■Because she wouldn't give him a massage ("The Masseuse")

■Because he drugged a woman with wine and turkey so he could play with her old toy collection. ("The Merv Griffin Show")

■Because he kept spitting out the mutton she cooked for him and hiding it in her napkins ("The Wink")

■Because he cheats on his "wife" (Courtney Cox) to give another woman their dry-cleaning discount ("The Wife")

 

[Presto-digitation]

QUOTE (GrandDesigner @ Dec 1 2011, 06:48 PM)

Celia...the chick he drugged so he could play with her toys.

That was awesome.

[Presto-digitation]

QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Dec 2 2011, 02:56 PM)

The 9th Season DVD says a total of 73 partners have been seen or alluded to in the entire series. Some other reasons for breaking-up (in some cases, SHE broke up with HIM): ■For refusing to taste his pie at the coffee shop ("The Pie"). ■For wearing the same dress on every date ("The Seven"). ■For eating her peas one at a time ("The Engagement"). ■Because she had "man hands" ("The Bizarro Jerry") ■Because he realizes he doesn't want to be with someone exactly like himself (Jeanine Garafalo, in "The Invitations") ■Because she had once dated Newman, who had ended the relationship ("The Big Salad") ■Because she wouldn't give him a massage ("The Masseuse") ■Because he drugged a woman with wine and turkey so he could play with her old toy collection. ("The Merv Griffin Show") ■Because he kept spitting out the mutton she cooked for him and hiding it in her napkins ("The Wink") ■Because he cheats on his "wife" (Courtney Cox) to give another woman their dry-cleaning discount ("The Wife")

Yeah, that one with the lady Newman broke up with was great too.

[lerxt1990]

Kristin Davis.

[Lost In Xanadu]

QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Dec 4 2011, 06:05 PM)

Kristin Davis.

Now something of yours has been in the toilet

[Khan]

If I gotta go with how they looked back then, then I would have to say Teri. So many of these honeys look better now as they aged, to me anyway so it's really a hard call.

[burgeranacoke]

I like women with a bit of quirkiness in looks and attitude so, Janeane Garofalo