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One of the few advantages of being a natural blond is to not need much in the department of hair control. A bit of Nair 4 times a year is all that is needed.

 

In for pics of Naired areas.

 

What if she's talking about her upper lip or chin?

 

If I had a mustache or mini-beard, I would SO be getting it lasered, cost be damned.

 

Nope. It was her pits.

 

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It's pretty much a free for all at this point.

 

Hey, this thread is already suspect enough without you go bringing Ted Nugent into it :P

 

Earworming eh?

Anyone else strangely aroused?

 

:P

 

While I'm not at all aroused by earworming, I must admit that I am strangely satisfied by earwax removal videos on YouTube.

 

I was at the gym the other day when I saw a commercial for a new earwax vacuum....

 

I can't say I was satisfied.

 

There was this one scene where a guy shoves a q-tip into his ear canal and it cuts to a animation of the q-tip hitting the membrane in front of his eardrum. I'm pretty sure I started crying, it reminded me a lot of those toe fungus commercials where the little fungus would come lift the nail up like the hood on a car and climb underneath.

 

God, what a nightmare.

 

 

This so awesome... for about five days, we were talking about people's assholes and basically, "how much" can fit inside a woman's tailpipe. Now, we're talking about earwax.

 

How about this for gross... about ten years ago, I was deer hunting with a buddy of mine and for a variety of reasons, he was really pissing me off. So, after I shot a deer, and had the cavity open to remove the innerds, I threw a handful of guts at him. Hit him in the face.

 

Now, let's see what kind of reaction TBR gets from that one!

 

If we're going for "gross factor" now, NOTHING beats an abscess blowing buckets of pus.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyv6T1LtXho

 

Saw - and smelled - my share of these during my tenure as a vet tech years ago. The odor is indescribable; it'll put you off your appetite for days after. And you cannot get it out of your clothes.

 

Custard anyone? :D

 

I'll have some custard.

 

Things like draining the pus out of stuff is why I can't wait to be a nurse.

 

Really? Have you ever smelled something like the above? The stench from just a small abscess smells positively foul, and I have a very strong stomach when it comes to gore. Never made me barf but it truly is an unforgettable experience. I haven't ever smelled rotting corpse but I can't imagine it's much worse. Especially when the abscess is also full of not only pus, but those cottage-cheesy curdlike wads of dead protein material known as caseous exudate. (If you watch this video all the way through you'll see examples of it).

 

That video was better than watching somebody pop a huge zit. But has that man not heard of gloves? Good Lord.

 

I honestly don't think I can dare to take a look at that video..! Just seeing that stream's making me feel like I wanna barf..!

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OK, so the only reason I shave my legs is to cut down on wind drag while cycling

and for road rash to heel quickly if (when) I crash...

 

...I really had no idea it involved all of the above...yikes!

Learn something new every day eh?

 

:hi:

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

 

That depends on who's starring. If it's Ron Jeremy then I can handle zero.

 

Awww...Not a fan?

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/bilde_zpsf3041884.jpg

Aww, you don't love him? What's not to love about him? Is it his mustache?

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^^^ Subtle "I don't shave anything" post.

 

I do, but I just don't think it should matter either way.

 

That's very European of you.

 

I'd like to think it's just being open-minded and minding my own business.

 

It is, but I can't make fun of you for that.

 

;)

 

I see that since my last visit to the Forum, plenty of other things have been discussed for you to make fun of. :D

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OK, so the only reason I shave my legs is to cut down on wind drag while cycling

and for road rash to heel quickly if (when) I crash...

 

...I really had no idea it involved all of the above...yikes!

Learn something new every day eh?

 

:hi:

 

:rfl:

 

Now, the question is will I ever be able to forget?

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

 

That depends on who's starring. If it's Ron Jeremy then I can handle zero.

 

Awww...Not a fan?

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/bilde_zpsf3041884.jpg

Aww, you don't love him? What's not to love about him? Is it his mustache?

 

I'm really regretting posting that picture. It totally kills the vibe of this thread.

 

:LOL:

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^^^ Subtle "I don't shave anything" post.

 

I do, but I just don't think it should matter either way.

 

That's very European of you.

 

I'd like to think it's just being open-minded and minding my own business.

 

It is, but I can't make fun of you for that.

 

;)

 

I see that since my last visit to the Forum, plenty of other things have been discussed for you to make fun of. :D

 

Yes, and I really need your take on all of them, so that I can then make fun of that, too.

 

:P

 

:LOL:

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

 

That depends on who's starring. If it's Ron Jeremy then I can handle zero.

 

Awww...Not a fan?

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/bilde_zpsf3041884.jpg

Aww, you don't love him? What's not to love about him? Is it his mustache?

 

I'm really regretting posting that picture. It totally kills the vibe of this thread.

 

:LOL:

You loved looking up Ron Jeremy just as much as you love posting pictures of him. :)

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^^^ That's just mean!

 

:LOL:

What baffles me is that I hear he banged the same three people every night for 8 years straight.

 

Way to bring up the topic, :facepalm:

 

FUUUUUUUuuuuuu...

But you would've already known that.

 

 

 

 

:LOL:

 

I most certainly did not know that!

 

:no:

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