GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (Gompers @ Oct 25 2011, 01:09 PM) That website is funny as shit. Didn't I tell you? I have laughed till I cried, especially over the Sandra stuff...and the Paula Deen stuff too. You can spend HOURS there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Here's another. I could do this all day. It's the screencaps Jillian (the site owner) is able to grab, plus the captions. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//semi-homemade-icing.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 02:20 PM) Here's another. I could do this all day. It's the screencaps Jillian (the site owner) is able to grab, plus the captions. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//semi-homemade-icing.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (Gompers @ Oct 25 2011, 02:34 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 02:20 PM) Here's another. I could do this all day. It's the screencaps Jillian (the site owner) is able to grab, plus the captions. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//semi-homemade-icing.jpg Her store-bought boobies are starting to fall in that last pic. They've almost reached elbow-level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 The boob-sagging gets mentioned at FNH a LOT. I saw one pic where Jillian said "Aunt Sandy's boobs are looking super super saggy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I'm sure Bobby Flay has been invited to "use her grill" In one of the old Thanksgiving specials those two were very chummy. It was before I even knew who she was and thought it was Bobby's wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (Gompers @ Oct 25 2011, 02:34 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 02:20 PM) Here's another. I could do this all day. It's the screencaps Jillian (the site owner) is able to grab, plus the captions. http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//semi-homemade-icing.jpg I remember this episode; it's several years old. The event she was "cooking" for was a classic car rally/auto show. She made little finger foods more suitable for a kids' birthday party than for something that is likely to attract mostly "manly men". (I used to love to read the reviews on the FN site; hers always had the best negatives and slams. Even funnier were her defenders, but not because they meant to be). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Oct 25 2011, 07:16 AM) QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 22 2011, 10:46 PM) I likes me my booze. I likes hangin' with my gal pals. I would not and could not hang out with that woman though. No matter how many drinks she served me. She is WAY too high maintenance for my taste. Which is funny because she slums every meal but my god, every single episode, her studio kitchen is completely changed and rearranged. Drives me nuts. And it would still drive me nuts even if she got me totally wasted. I'll hang out with you Janie... I likes me my booze and hangin with my gal pals too...and I'm so NOT high maintainence. My kitchen's a mess. Come on over. *edited for really stupid punctuation error You and I would make a good pair. I certainly would and could hang out and have some drinks with you. Maybe more than a few. Maybe enough that would warrant a third party coming over and peeling us off the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 07:54 AM)http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/semi-homemade-episode.jpg HA! Someone nailed it. Has anyone else notice that weirdly place little laugh/giggle thing she does at inappropriate times? "And now, turn the burner (weird giggle) on low heat." Or is this because any time is cocktail time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 (edited) I just wasted about 2 lifetimes on that site. Damn funny. Only problem is now I want to watch her show just to get the full Sandra Lee effect. Sandra Lee...could she be any more mayonnaise and white bread? * edit to add * Don't get me wrong; she's totally milftastic. But still...sayin'. Edited October 25, 2011 by theredtamasrule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Oct 25 2011, 05:05 PM) I just wasted about 2 lifetimes on that site. Damn funny. Only problem is now I want to watch her show just to get the full Sandra Lee effect. Sandra Lee...could she be any more mayonnaise and white bread? * edit to add * Don't get me wrong; she's totally milftastic. But still...sayin'. Eh...she's not all that MILFtastic. IMO. Speaking as a woman. If you didn't already, read the section on FNH about Ina Garten (Barefoot Contessa). OMG...so f'in hilarious. And yes, you should watch at least one episode of Aunt Sandy's show - or look on YouTube, just to get the full effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 25 2011, 04:26 PM) QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Oct 25 2011, 07:16 AM) QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 22 2011, 10:46 PM) I likes me my booze. I likes hangin' with my gal pals. I would not and could not hang out with that woman though. No matter how many drinks she served me. She is WAY too high maintenance for my taste. Which is funny because she slums every meal but my god, every single episode, her studio kitchen is completely changed and rearranged. Drives me nuts. And it would still drive me nuts even if she got me totally wasted. I'll hang out with you Janie... I likes me my booze and hangin with my gal pals too...and I'm so NOT high maintainence. My kitchen's a mess. Come on over. *edited for really stupid punctuation error You and I would make a good pair. I certainly would and could hang out and have some drinks with you. Maybe more than a few. Maybe enough that would warrant a third party coming over and peeling us off the floor. I can see this happening. Totally. And I would be ok with that. *hic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 25 2011, 09:47 AM) QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Oct 25 2011, 10:16 AM) QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 22 2011, 10:46 PM) I likes me my booze. I likes hangin' with my gal pals. I would not and could not hang out with that woman though. No matter how many drinks she served me. She is WAY too high maintenance for my taste. Which is funny because she slums every meal but my god, every single episode, her studio kitchen is completely changed and rearranged. Drives me nuts. And it would still drive me nuts even if she got me totally wasted. I'll hang out with you Janie... I likes me my booze and hangin with my gal pals too...and I'm so NOT high maintainence. My kitchen's a mess. Come on over. *edited for really stupid punctuation error You mean you don't change the kitchen drapes to match your outfits? (Seriously, that woman is insane. She's anal enough to match decor to her clothes, but will serve guests any old slop cobbled together from cans and boxes and seasoning packets). Mara, I read this while drinking coffee. Your fault entirely if my keyboard fizzles from what I spit out while laughing. Gives a whole new meaning to matching the carpet with the drapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 09:54 AM) http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/semi-homemade-episode.jpg GG...totally swiping this for FB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Oct 26 2011, 07:44 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 09:54 AM) http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/semi-homemade-episode.jpg GG...totally swiping this for FB. Go for it. I still laugh EVERY time I read through the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/Yeaboobies-vi.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/skeletalfeck.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (Khan @ Oct 26 2011, 09:37 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/Yeaboobies-vi.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/skeletalfeck.gif Oh, for the love. Go post those in That's It. Aunt Sandy ain't nothin' to get excited over. Stay on topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 OK, I have no idea how to get the picture off the site, but there's a photo of Aunt Sandy with Lance Bass (N'Sync). The caption had me laughing for twenty minutes last night. She's wearing a pink dress, apparently has no bra on, and there is nothing really left to the imagination - nippleage, the stomach pooch. Ugh. Anyway, Jillian commented that her torso under that clingy pink dress looks like "someone tried to smother Homer Simpson under a Pepto-Bismol colored bedsheet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 26 2011, 08:46 AM) OK, I have no idea how to get the picture off the site, but there's a photo of Aunt Sandy with Lance Bass (N'Sync). The caption had me laughing for twenty minutes last night. She's wearing a pink dress, apparently has no bra on, and there is nothing really left to the imagination - nippleage, the stomach pooch. Ugh. Anyway, Jillian commented that her torso under that clingy pink dress looks like "someone tried to smother Homer Simpson under a Pepto-Bismol colored bedsheet." That would be... this: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//sandra-lee-homer-simpson.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GhostGirl Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (danielmclark @ Oct 26 2011, 09:51 AM) QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 26 2011, 08:46 AM) OK, I have no idea how to get the picture off the site, but there's a photo of Aunt Sandy with Lance Bass (N'Sync). The caption had me laughing for twenty minutes last night. She's wearing a pink dress, apparently has no bra on, and there is nothing really left to the imagination - nippleage, the stomach pooch. Ugh. Anyway, Jillian commented that her torso under that clingy pink dress looks like "someone tried to smother Homer Simpson under a Pepto-Bismol colored bedsheet." That would be... this: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//sandra-lee-homer-simpson.jpg I love Jillian. OMG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 26 2011, 10:38 AM) QUOTE (Khan @ Oct 26 2011, 09:37 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/Yeaboobies-vi.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/skeletalfeck.gif Oh, for the love. Go post those in That's It. Aunt Sandy ain't nothin' to get excited over. Stay on topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/sandra-lee-pyrex-1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 She must have a double-jointed neck. This is plain odd. http://www.endlesssimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Cuomo_1276794263-500x375.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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