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#41 Khan

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:37 AM

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:38 AM

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Oh, for the love.  Go post those in That's It.  Aunt Sandy ain't nothin' to get excited over.  Stay on topic!

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:46 AM

OK, I have no idea how to get the picture off the site, but there's a photo of Aunt Sandy with Lance Bass (N'Sync).  The caption had me laughing for twenty minutes last night.  She's wearing a pink dress, apparently has no bra on, and there is nothing really left to the imagination - nippleage, the stomach pooch.  Ugh.

Anyway, Jillian commented that her torso under that clingy pink dress looks like "someone tried to smother Homer Simpson under a Pepto-Bismol colored bedsheet."   z7shysterical.gif  

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:51 AM

QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 26 2011, 08:46 AM)
OK, I have no idea how to get the picture off the site, but there's a photo of Aunt Sandy with Lance Bass (N'Sync).  The caption had me laughing for twenty minutes last night.  She's wearing a pink dress, apparently has no bra on, and there is nothing really left to the imagination - nippleage, the stomach pooch.  Ugh.

Anyway, Jillian commented that her torso under that clingy pink dress looks like "someone tried to smother Homer Simpson under a Pepto-Bismol colored bedsheet."   z7shysterical.gif

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:53 AM

I love what they say about her on the page telling you who all the hosts are...

"Her heart pumps 70% ice cold Russian vodka and 30% blood – thus rendering her SEMI-HUMAN."

Sounds like a great new show!

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 10:05 AM

QUOTE (danielmclark @ Oct 26 2011, 09:51 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Oct 26 2011, 08:46 AM)
OK, I have no idea how to get the picture off the site, but there's a photo of Aunt Sandy with Lance Bass (N'Sync).  The caption had me laughing for twenty minutes last night.  She's wearing a pink dress, apparently has no bra on, and there is nothing really left to the imagination - nippleage, the stomach pooch.  Ugh.

Anyway, Jillian commented that her torso under that clingy pink dress looks like "someone tried to smother Homer Simpson under a Pepto-Bismol colored bedsheet."   z7shysterical.gif

That would be... this:

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I love Jillian.  OMG.  z7shysterical.gif

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 11:02 AM

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Oh, for the love.  Go post those in That's It.  Aunt Sandy ain't nothin' to get excited over.  Stay on topic!

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 11:04 AM

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 11:06 AM

She must have a double-jointed neck. This is plain odd.

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 11:38 AM

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Apparently, US Weekly named Aunt Sandy as one of the most stylish celebs.  Jillian had a field day with that at FNH...and posted this, which I just adore...

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (Gompers @ Oct 26 2011, 12:02 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 26 2011, 10:38 AM)
QUOTE (Khan @ Oct 26 2011, 09:37 AM)
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Oh, for the love.  Go post those in That's It.  Aunt Sandy ain't nothin' to get excited over.  Stay on topic!

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Apparently Khan is still at that awkward stage of puberty where the mere thought of a boob sends his brain into orbit and makes him forget all about his video games.  wink.gif  

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 12:41 PM

Anyone care to post some "tablescapes"?  Some are SO much worse than others, but none of them are anything I'd do to my dining space.  

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 12:56 PM

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Anyone care to post some "tablescapes"?  Some are SO much worse than others, but none of them are anything I'd do to my dining space.

Oh yeah.  Here we go...anyone can recreate these TABLESCAPES, BITCHES!  Just a few trips to your local dollar store and you will be on your way to super super tacky table decor!

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And this one?
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And Jillian wrote: "First, she covered the table with cheap, smelly denim fabric and left the edges unhemmed to achieve that authentic, hillbilly look. Next, she threw more tacky sequin strips all over the table. She then used replicas of J-Lo’s wedding ring as napkin holders. And here’s where things got really scary: she CUT THE BACK POCKETS OUT OF SALVATION ARMY JEANS AND USED THEM AS LITTLE POUCHES TO HOLD THE SILVERWARE. Who the hell would want their silverware touching a denim product that some unidentified nasty person spent the last 20 years farting on? I feel ill just thinking about it."

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 01:00 PM

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Criminy, is that CLEAVAGE on that fairy doll on the right?  

Take a little girl to a "fairy princess" party like that one, and guaranteed she'll come home begging for a sex change.  

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 01:03 PM

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Criminy, is that CLEAVAGE on that fairy doll on the right?  

Take a little girl to a "fairy princess" party like that one, and guaranteed she'll come home begging for a sex change.

I'll defer to Jillian:

"No wonder those kids are playing in the back corner of the room. They don’t want to be anywhere near those TERRIFYING MUTANT DOLLS. In what dark corner of hell did she find those things? And why does the one all the way on the right have more heaving cleavage than Christina Hendricks?"

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:19 PM

This one killed me: Sandra Lee dressed as"Cher" with a horse?

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:25 PM

And my favorite tablescape: dizzying & seizure inducing.

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