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Take a couple lines from a song, change it up, post it here. The end.

 

 

 

"She is undressed in the forest

she is naked with the trees.

Her booty wants more sunlight

but it can't get thru the leaves."

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 23 2011, 01:13 PM)
Take a couple lines from a song, change it up, post it here. The end.



"She is undressed in the forest
she is naked with the trees.
Her booty wants more sunlight
but it can't get thru the leaves."

z7shysterical.gif

 

(Sorry..! Couldn't think of anything for laughing - that's brilliant!)

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In a dog's life

A year is really more like seven

And all too soon a canine

Will be chasing cars in doggie heaven

 

Oh wait, isn't one of the rules that you have to CHANGE the lyrics?

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Interesting idea, LiX. Good start, too.

 

Let me ruminate on this one a bit.....

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Not-so-Romantic Madrigal

 

When the girls won't let me ride them

When I can't use my sword

I look at you in the yearbook

And imagine sailing through your fjord

 

When all around, I'm blue-balled

And there's no willing vag in view

I long to turn my path bed-ward

To "spend an evening" with you

 

When life's become so lonely

That I have to stroke my own cob

I see your "beacons" in the darkness

And want you to give me blow job

 

In vain to search for pussy

And in vain to search for head

But if you don't mind me asking

Is it okay in my parent's bed?

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QUOTE (BringOutYourDead @ Sep 15 2011, 07:45 PM)
Not-so-Romantic Madrigal

When the girls won't let me ride them
When I can't use my sword
I look at you in the yearbook
And imagine sailing through your fjord

When all around, I'm blue-balled
And there's no willing vag in view
I long to turn my path bed-ward
To "spend an evening" with you

When life's become so lonely
That I have to stroke my own cob
I see your "beacons" in the darkness
And want you to give me blow job

In vain to search for pussy
And in vain to search for head
But if you don't mind me asking
Is it okay in my parent's bed?

z7shysterical.gif

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A modern day prostitute

big blue eyes

todays young hooker

fleecing guys

 

Though her body is for rent

dont give it up for lent

the std's they came and went

gonorrhea's not permanent.

 

but aids is.....

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QUOTE (BringOutYourDead @ Sep 15 2011, 07:45 PM)
Not-so-Romantic Madrigal

When the girls won't let me ride them
When I can't use my sword
I look at you in the yearbook
And imagine sailing through your fjord

When all around, I'm blue-balled
And there's no willing vag in view
I long to turn my path bed-ward
To "spend an evening" with you

When life's become so lonely
That I have to stroke my own cob
I see your "beacons" in the darkness
And want you to give me blow job

In vain to search for pussy
And in vain to search for head
But if you don't mind me asking
Is it okay in my parent's bed?

Wow it made it through the censors 100%

 

Pretty funny!

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QUOTE (tel @ Mar 22 2012, 09:17 AM)
A modern day prostitute
big blue eyes
todays young hooker
fleecing guys

Though her body is for rent
dont give it up for lent
the std's they came and went
gonorrhea's not permanent.

but aids is.....

laugh.gif

 

 

NOT SO DISTANT & WITHOUT WARNING

 

An ill wind comes arising,

Across the crack between my cheeks,

It's filling up space under the covers,

An invisible cloud that reeEEeeks.

 

Brown Alert!

Brown Alert!

 

It's hard to keep your composure,

'Cos Dutch Ovens are funny as hell,

Surprise attack on your significant other,

Might get you the couch as well.

 

Absolute..

ABSOLUTELY!!

 

*fart, fart, fart*

*fart, fart, fart*

*fart, fart, fart*

*fart, fart, fart*

*FAAAART, fart fart, FART FART*

*FAAAART, fart fart, FART FART*

 

My girl's not paying attention,

So what was I to do?

I sometimes think it's funny,

To make a cloud fulla' poo!

 

I know it makes no difference,

Holds her breath til she's blue,

But I know comedy at its finest,

Too bad she don't TOOOOoooooo!!!!

 

 

 

--

 

*I know "don't" is grammatically incorrect but it fit better tongue.gif

*This may or may not be based on a true story.

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We are the Geeks, who developed SIRI

Our handheld computers fill the empty void.

We are the Geeks, who developed SIRI

If you need a wife, talk to your iPhone!

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QUOTE (tel @ Mar 22 2012, 09:17 AM)
A modern day prostitute
big blue eyes
todays young hooker
fleecing guys

Though her body is for rent
dont give it up for lent
the std's they came and went
gonorrhea's not permanent.

but aids is.....

spit6ph.gif laugh.gif

 

I will make up my own when I'm not using TRF as a diversion to doing my homework

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Chorus to BU2B

 

Olives for the best

The rest of you get toast

Blind man in the market buys a bulkie roll

And with that bulkie roll

He buys some chicken breast

Makes himself a sandwich then

Goes and gets some rest

 

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In a world where I'm fat King Small

I can't stop thin King Big

 

 

(repeat "fat King" a dozen times or so to ease appreciation of the full effect)

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QUOTE (CygnusGal @ Sep 2 2012, 02:56 PM)
In a world where I'm fat King Small
I can't stop thin King Big


(repeat "fat King" a dozen times or so to ease appreciation of the full effect)

That reminds me of the guy in my rotisserie baseball league that named his team "Sofa Kingdom".

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