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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 4 2011, 12:08 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 4 2011, 07:28 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Jul 2 2011, 05:42 AM)
I love to eat eggs and fart all day afterwords.

Don't blame the eggs.

Yeah tick, what came first: The fart or the egg?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

 

 

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(Sorry about that - beans came to my mind at the mention of the fart...)

 

 

*Ahem...*

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 4 2011, 08:07 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 4 2011, 12:08 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 4 2011, 07:28 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Jul 2 2011, 05:42 AM)
I love to eat eggs and fart all day afterwords.

Don't blame the eggs.

Yeah tick, what came first: The fart or the egg?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

 

(Sorry about that - beans came to my mind at the mention of the fart...)

 

 

*Ahem...*

OR

 

 

Beans, beans, their good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart

 

THEN

 

The more you (toot/fart) the better you feel,

So eat some beans with every meal!

 

 

music.gif I LOVE BEANS!! music.gif

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QUOTE (ioc @ Jul 4 2011, 01:57 PM)
QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 4 2011, 08:07 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 4 2011, 12:08 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 4 2011, 07:28 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Jul 2 2011, 05:42 AM)
I love to eat eggs and fart all day afterwords.

Don't blame the eggs.

Yeah tick, what came first: The fart or the egg?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

 

(Sorry about that - beans came to my mind at the mention of the fart...)

 

 

*Ahem...*

OR

 

 

Beans, beans, their good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart

 

THEN

 

The more you (toot/fart) the better you feel,

So eat some beans with every meal!

 

 

music.gif I LOVE BEANS!! music.gif

Nice..!

 

 

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I do not crack the eggs on the pan, it tends to drip a bit and makes a hard cleanup, I use a bowl and tap, crack one handed. I can do this with both hands simultaneously, so there, I am the egg King th1245.gif

 

I like to use a small non-stick pan, and flip the egg for over-medium, no pancake turner required..

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 4 2011, 10:07 AM)
QUOTE (ioc @ Jul 4 2011, 01:57 PM)
QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 4 2011, 08:07 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 4 2011, 12:08 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 4 2011, 07:28 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Jul 2 2011, 05:42 AM)
I love to eat eggs and fart all day afterwords.

Don't blame the eggs.

Yeah tick, what came first: The fart or the egg?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

 

(Sorry about that - beans came to my mind at the mention of the fart...)

 

 

*Ahem...*

OR

 

 

Beans, beans, their good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart

 

THEN

 

The more you (toot/fart) the better you feel,

So eat some beans with every meal!

 

 

music.gif I LOVE BEANS!! music.gif

Nice..!

 

 

z7shysterical.gif

But don't eat a big meal of beans before having abdominal surgery. dazed025.gif

 

There have been cases where the gas combined with the electrocautery caused the patient to explode. (Look it up - it's not an urban myth). Minor in all cases, except I think one patient did get a mild concussion when the explosion caused his head to bang on the operating table.

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note to self: when doctors say to not eat or drink anything 12 hours before surgery, they mean it.
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If you've got a dicky tum/bottom and you have explosive farts because of the eggs, the smell is absolutely excruciating, and you feel like you're going to be sick. My God, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...
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Need to add...

 

Anything but powdered!!!!

 

The hotel we stayed in near the Gorge offered a full breakfast. Pretty good spread but the eggs were powdered! I'd forgotten how bloody awful those are. Ugh. 062802puke_prv.gif

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 4 2011, 02:41 PM)
If you've got a dicky tum/bottom and you have explosive farts because of the eggs, the smell is absolutely excruciating, and you feel like you're going to be sick. My God, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...

See, I used to kind of like eggs up until I was about 8. I ate scrambled almost every morning. (I never did like fried or poached eggs, and was hot and cold on hard-boiled).

 

And then one morning I got sick and puked up all of my egga-licious breakfast. Not to say that any vomit is pleasant to look at, but scrambled egg barf is particularly vile. And that was curtains on my relationship with ova.

 

One morning many years later I had a really bad sick-hangover, and my buddy Jim, teasing me, suggested we "cook up some yummy eggs!" He knew how I hated them. I managed to gag out, "I hate you!" between dry heaves as I was running full-tilt for the bathroom.

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This has been a most informative thread! I'm all for an egg-stravaganza...i pretty much eat 'em any which way. My usual order though when having eggs out is either Eggs Benedict or over medium, break the yolk.

 

Though Digi's way deserves a shot! i will try that next time I make eggs.

 

I make a fantastic quiche...closely guarded recipe! And my deviled eggs, I promise you CT, have the appropriate kick.

 

And NEVER crack an egg on the pan...shells get in the egg that way, and NOTHING turns me off the lovliest plate of eggs than one, tiny, itty bitty crunch of shell. ew.

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QUOTE (Invisible To Telescopic Eye @ Jul 4 2011, 03:27 PM)
Green... with green ham.

I've actually had that. Tastes okay, just looks weird.

(it's what happens when you steam eggs in stainless steel.)

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QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 6 2011, 03:41 AM)
Ben and Jerry's had the "Egg's Benedict" flavored ice cream a few years ago. That stuff was foul!

Never saw that.

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QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 6 2011, 12:41 PM)
Ben and Jerry's had the "Egg's Benedict" flavored ice cream a few years ago. That stuff was foul!

Heard the original name was "sphincter-flavored" but they didn't think it'd sell. They changed the name but not the ingredients. tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 5 2011, 10:44 PM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 6 2011, 03:41 AM)
Ben and Jerry's had the "Egg's Benedict" flavored ice cream a few years ago. That stuff was foul!

Never saw that.

I'm GLAD I never saw that. If I had, it would have been "cleanup in frozen foods" time. 062802puke_prv.gif

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 6 2011, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 6 2011, 12:41 PM)
Ben and Jerry's had the "Egg's Benedict" flavored ice cream a few years ago. That stuff was foul!

Heard the original name was "sphincter-flavored" but they didn't think it'd sell. They changed the name but not the ingredients. tongue.gif

Yes, they sold those next to the beer battered anus rings.

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QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 7 2011, 02:52 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 6 2011, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 6 2011, 12:41 PM)
Ben and Jerry's had the "Egg's Benedict" flavored ice cream a few years ago. That stuff was foul!

Heard the original name was "sphincter-flavored" but they didn't think it'd sell. They changed the name but not the ingredients. tongue.gif

Yes, they sold those next to the beer battered anus rings.

Oh for God's sake..!

 

tongue.gif

 

z7shysterical.gif

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Babycat @ Jul 7 2011, 12:41 PM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 7 2011, 02:52 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 6 2011, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jul 6 2011, 12:41 PM)
Ben and Jerry's had the "Egg's Benedict" flavored ice cream a few years ago. That stuff was foul!

Heard the original name was "sphincter-flavored" but they didn't think it'd sell. They changed the name but not the ingredients. tongue.gif

Yes, they sold those next to the beer battered anus rings.

Oh for God's sake..!

 

tongue.gif

 

z7shysterical.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

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