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QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Mar 14 2011, 02:24 PM)
Granted, but you can no longer eat oreo cookies.

Granted, but you can no longer think.

Granted, but he will lose his bass-playing skills.

See, that's where you're wrong. By granting me my first wish, you ensured the non-existence of the side effects that you tried to sneak in. By granting me my second wish, you ensured that there can be no imperfection in any of my actions. In that case, I wished for and received all of my wishes immaculately and free of adverse complications.

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QUOTE (StellarJetman @ Mar 14 2011, 04:40 PM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Mar 14 2011, 02:24 PM)
Granted, but you can no longer eat oreo cookies.

Granted, but you can no longer think.

Granted, but he will lose his bass-playing skills.

See, that's where you're wrong. By granting me my first wish, you ensured the non-existence of the side effects that you tried to sneak in. By granting me my second wish, you ensured that there can be no imperfection in any of my actions. In that case, I wished for and received all of my wishes immaculately and free of adverse complications.

But you can't have oreos, they are bad!

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I want my daughter to have a long healthy happy life.

I want my wife to have a long healthy happy life.

I want to have a long healthy happy life with my wife, and alwyas be a be part of my daughters life.

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QUOTE (tick @ Mar 14 2011, 08:48 PM)
I want my daughter to have a long healthy happy life.
I want my wife to have a long healthy happy life.
I want to have a long healthy happy life with my wife, and alwyas be a be part of my daughters life.

All granted http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif

 

And you can have oreos.

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QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Mar 14 2011, 09:16 PM)
I wish to see through my sons eyes, view the world as he sees it, so I can help him navigate.

I wish for clarity in my decisions.

I wish a monetary windfall on my mother, so that all she has to do in life from here on out is dote on her grandchildren.

Okay I originally intended this thread to be one for humor (even though I'm not so good at it) but now feel free to let out your three deepest wishes.

 

 

And as for Geddy gaining his voice...fine, but Alex becomes the lead singer http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

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oh well then...

 

I wish to be about "x" pounds thinner (yeah like I'm gonna tell you how many)

 

I wish my ex would find a girlfriend that will make him COMPLETELY forget I ever existed.

 

I wish for an evermoney tree, (kin to the evergreen of course) so I may purchase all the comforts I desire, such as the first 3 rows of every RUSH concert I attend, for me and all my friends.

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QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Mar 14 2011, 09:42 PM)
oh well then...

I wish to be about "x" pounds thinner (yeah like I'm gonna tell you how many)

I wish my ex would find a girlfriend that will make him COMPLETELY forget I ever existed.

I wish for an evermoney tree, (kin to the evergreen of course) so I may purchase all the comforts I desire, such as the first 3 rows of every RUSH concert I attend, for me and all my friends.

I get to be in the first row though...

 

I'm so sad...I might not make it to the tour this year...I'm completely broke and am saving up for my education since my mom is a teacher and their cutting her salary. Our family doesn't make a lot of money, but they make enough for me to not get any benefits. On top of that, my stepdad is just not making that much money either.

 

So I really wish I get to see Rush this year...I don't even go out or do anything that costs money just so that my mom will let me see Rush (that's how it happened last year and she says it's the only way it will happen this year).

 

I hope we win the lotto!

 

My second wish is for all the violence on the border to stop.

 

And my third, and most important, is to visit blue mountain http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/yes.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif

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I wish to see Rush at least one more time - just one - before they retire. They're my musical heroes and it would crush me to have only gone to one of their shows my whole life!

 

I also wish for patience and the ability to focus this last quarter of high school. Senioritis is horrible.

 

And I wish all the best for my family and friends, so many of whom are going through some really tough times, and for everyone here at TRF, I wish the best as well. (: 'Cause you're all a great group of people.

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I have one - that everyone get what they deserve.

 

(So if I'm a good enough girl, can I get out of financial difficulty, avoid the worst consequences of my health problems, and meet Geddy?) http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/angel.gif

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QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Mar 14 2011, 10:23 PM)
QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Mar 14 2011, 09:16 PM)
I wish to see through my sons eyes, view the world as he sees it, so I can help him navigate.

I wish for clarity in my decisions.

I wish a monetary windfall on my mother, so that all she has to do in life from here on out is dote on her grandchildren.

Okay I originally intended this thread to be one for humor (even though I'm not so good at it) but now feel free to let out your three deepest wishes.

 

 

And as for Geddy gaining his voice...fine, but Alex becomes the lead singer http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

Please consult me in the future when trying to be funny. I will guide you along grasshopper. http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/atickhum.gif

 

Have a hotdog and a pepsi! http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/hotdog.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/trink36.gif

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QUOTE (tick @ Mar 15 2011, 06:57 AM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Mar 14 2011, 10:23 PM)
QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Mar 14 2011, 09:16 PM)
I wish to see through my sons eyes, view the world as he sees it, so I can help him navigate.

I wish for clarity in my decisions.

I wish a monetary windfall on my mother, so that all she has to do in life from here on out is dote on her grandchildren.

Okay I originally intended this thread to be one for humor (even though I'm not so good at it) but now feel free to let out your three deepest wishes.

 

 

And as for Geddy gaining his voice...fine, but Alex becomes the lead singer http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

Please consult me in the future when trying to be funny. I will guide you along grasshopper. http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/atickhum.gif

 

Have a hotdog and a pepsi! http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/hotdog.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/trink36.gif

http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/yes.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/trink39.gif

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Wish #1: All my current physical injuries and ailments to be healed.

 

Wish #2: Sole knowledge of the technical schematics and designs for a clean and safe fusion reactor power plant.

 

Wish #3: Total protection for me and my family against any and all threats and thievery regarding Wish #2.

 

http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif

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Wish #1: For me to be united with the most awesome chick in the world and both of us to have a comfortable and healthy life together http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif

 

Wish #2: For the safety of the Japanese people and a solution to their nuclear crisis

 

Wish #3: For Rush to stop aging http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

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1) Get through med school

2) The technology to stop global warming

3) A meet and greet pass for tapermike

 

>.> I was going to put cures for all diseases as my third one, but that could put me out of a job.

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