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Easy enough I hope, take the statement made in the previous post, and corrupt it by changing a word or phrase. Example:

 

"Pizza is my favorite food" can be made into "Pizza is my favorite deodorant"

 

 

 

 

 

Last night, I got my ass kicked playing Call of Duty...

 

 

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Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself.
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QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 12:30 PM)
Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself.

LOL, But you have to add your own statement for others to corrupt! Just using the same sentence won't last long!!

 

*EDIT* OR should we make it a contest like the random image thing, and let the person that made the original statement pick a winner and pass the torch??

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 17 2010, 01:32 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 12:30 PM)
Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself.

LOL, But you have to add your own statement for others to corrupt! Just using the same sentence won't last long!!

 

*EDIT* OR should we make it a contest like the random image thing, and let the person that made the original statement pick a winner and pass the torch??

I misunderstood!

 

Here ya go:

 

This morning I made a 50-mile round trip for no reason.

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QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 10:56 AM)
QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 17 2010, 01:32 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 12:30 PM)
Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself.

LOL, But you have to add your own statement for others to corrupt! Just using the same sentence won't last long!!

 

*EDIT* OR should we make it a contest like the random image thing, and let the person that made the original statement pick a winner and pass the torch??

I misunderstood!

 

Here ya go:

 

This morning I made a 50-mile round trip for no reason.

This morning I made a 50-mile round trip for pork rinds.

 

Then, I took a nap because my tummy hurt.

 

 

(I sort of like the idea of turning this into a contest like the caption pics game. HOWEVER, either way, I think this thread should be moved to the Random Thoughts area.)

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 17 2010, 03:27 PM)
No candle or nukes could save the bathroom.

The smell was indescribable.

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Aug 18 2010, 06:08 AM)
They reckon it will be safe to eat off of next century.

I still cant believe that it was so bad as to cause this much damage.

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QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Aug 18 2010, 11:08 AM)

I still cant believe that it was so bad as to cause this much confusion.

As a result, two countries waged an epic war.

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 18 2010, 01:30 PM)

As a result, two countries waged an epic food fight.

I just inhaled - literally - a piece of sushi and choked.

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 18 2010, 01:30 PM)

I just inhaled - literally - a piece of shit and choked.

My breath stunk for years to come.

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QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Aug 18 2010, 02:49 PM)
QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 18 2010, 01:30 PM)

I just inhaled - literally - a piece of shit and choked.

My breath stunk for years to come.

my insides stunk for years to come

 

the hospital refused to do sugery because of the smell

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QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 18 2010, 09:31 PM)

So i staggered out, limp almost lifeless, and totally snot-flinging drunk.

I enjoy going to concerts alone.

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QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 18 2010, 09:31 PM)

So i staggered out, limp almost lifeless, and totally snot-flinging drunk.

I enjoy going to concerts alone.

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QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 19 2010, 01:07 AM)
I always try to find someone who'll feel me up and pick up my tab.



I took a short vacation this year.

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 19 2010, 07:52 PM)

People flipped me the bird, and crossed the street.

 

They called me a jerkoff and yelled other obscenities at me too!

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 19 2010, 08:24 PM)

But that was ok because it tasted pretty good.

I was hungry, and some clam chowder was exactly what I had in mind.

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QUOTE (Ultra @ Aug 19 2010, 11:54 PM)

Sometimes, I forget to unzip my fly before I piss out my car door.

And my girlfriend wonders why my car reeks of old beer and Big Macs.

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