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#701 Cygnus

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 07:33 AM

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 08:31 AM

QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 28 2007, 05:50 PM)
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.  (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told  him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another  2 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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#703 Cygnus

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 12:41 PM

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#705 rushfanforever!

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 01:51 AM

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 5 2012, 01:55 PM)
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Oh Brother!!!!!

C'mon, most of us aren't that bad!!!!

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 09:04 AM

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 11:35 PM

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 03:25 AM

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 11:36 AM

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#710 Cygnus

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