Just for fun
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 08:31 AM
|QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 28 2007, 05:50 PM)|
| Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.|
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why. He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 2 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Posted 06 September 2012 - 01:51 AM
|QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 5 2012, 01:55 PM)|
C'mon, most of us aren't that bad!!!!
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