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The Sure Thing with John Cusack

 

Gib: [opening lines] Consider outer space. You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, it was clear that outer space has a clear effect on the human psyche. Why, during the first Gemini mission, thought was actually given to sending up a man and a woman... together.

 

Julie: [interested] Really?

 

Gib: A cosmic 'Adam and Eve,' if you will. Bound together by fate, situated on the most powerful rocket yet known to man. It's giant thrusters blasting them into the dark void, as they hurtle towards their final destination: the gushing wellspring of life itself.

[she is entranced]

 

Gib: How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

 

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From Braveheart:

 

Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

 

Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

 

Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

[to the sky]

 

Stephen: Yes, Father!

[to Hamish]

 

Stephen: The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the f*ckin' question."

 

Hamish: Mind your tongue.

 

Campbell: Insane Irish.

 

Stephen: [draws a dagger on Campbell; everyone draws weapons] Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.

 

William Wallace: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is "yes". You fight for me, you get to kill the English.

 

Stephen: [grins] Excellent!

[removes his dagger]

 

Stephen: Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.

 

Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?

 

Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.

 

Hamish: You're a madman.

 

Stephen: [nods and starts laughing, then Hamish does as well] I've come to the right place, then.

 

 

 

Hamish: What the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English?

Stephen: I wouldn't worry about them. Didn't I tell ya before? It's my island.

William Wallace: Hamish, ride ahead to Edinburgh and assemble the council. Order it.

Hamish: Right.

William Wallace: Your island?

Stephen: My island! Yup.

 

I love Stephen. he was cool as shit. 1022.gif

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Anything penned by Quentin Tarantino:

 

VINCENT

Want a sausage?

 

JULES

Naw, I don't eat pork.

 

VINCENT

Are you Jewish?

 

JULES

I ain't Jewish man, I just don't

dig on swine.

 

VINCENT

Why not?

 

JULES

They're filthy animals. I don't

eat filthy animals.

 

VINCENT

Sausages taste good. Pork chops

taste good.

 

JULES

A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin

pie, but I'll never know cuz I'd

never eat the filthy muthafucka. Pigs sleep

and root in shit. That's a filthy

animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'

that ain't got enough sense to

disregard its own feces.

 

VINCENT

How about dogs? Dogs eat their own

feces.

 

JULES

I don't eat dog either.

 

VINCENT

Yes, but do you consider a dog to

be a filthy animal?

 

JULES

I wouldn't go so far as to call a

dog filthy, but they're definitely

dirty. But a dog's got

personality. And personality goes

a long way.

 

VINCENT

So by that rationale, if a pig had

a better personality, he's cease to

be a filthy animal?

 

JULES

We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one

motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd

have to be 10 times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres.

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Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

 

 

The entire Spinal Tap movie could probably be quoted here.

 

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Michael Dorsey: She thinks I'm gay, i told her about Julie and she thinks I'm gay!

George Fields: Julie thinks your gay?

Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy.

George Fields: Sleep with her, and she'll...

Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay!

George Fields: Oh... thats no good, Michael.

 

 

and

 

 

 

George Fields: Where do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? I'm your agent, not your mother! I'm not supposed to find plays for you to star in - I'm supposed to field offers! And that's what I do!

Michael Dorsey: 'Field offers?' Who told you that, the Agent Fairy? That was a significant piece of work - I could've been terrific in that part.

George Fields: Michael, nobody's gonna do that play.

Michael Dorsey: Why?

George Fields: Because it's a downer, that's why. Because nobody wants to produce a play about a couple that moved back to Love Canal.

Michael Dorsey: But that actually happened!

George Fields: WHO GIVES A SHIT? Nobody wants to pay twenty dollars to watch people living next to chemical waste! They can see that in New Jersey!

 

and

 

(Bill Murray as) Jeff: I don't like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried." I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play... what happened?"

 

....all from Tootsie, 1982. Great film.

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QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:55 PM)
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.


The entire Spinal Tap movie could probably be quoted here.

Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.

David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.

Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?

David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.

Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?

David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

 

 

Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.

 

 

Nigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

 

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From Repo Man:

 

Otto Plettschner, Rent-A-Cop: You're f*ckin' right I'm Plettschner! Otto Plettschner! Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls!

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Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for like six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

 

Derek Zoolander: And?

 

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

 

Olaf: Cool story, Hansel

 

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 14 2010, 02:01 PM)
"PUT...that coffee...DOWN. Coffee is for closers only."

I love that movie!

 

BTW, have you seen Open Range yet?

 

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"It's all in the reflexes." cool.gif
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Phil (at a funeral): The man ate bacon with every meal. You can't do that.

 

- City Slickers

 

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Dissed? In the Malibu?? That's your castle! (Rapping now:) Dissed in the Malibu, doesn't know what to do...!

 

- Say Anything

 

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

 

Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

 

 

 

Kemo: Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

 

 

 

Darald: You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 02:14 PM)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

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