Gompers Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 10:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day Take a look at any Country bar during a linedancing event. This is EXACTLY what happens! The guys are all older, bald, and beer-bellied, and almost all the women are young and hot-looking! I swear, if I were single and I could even tolerate Country music, I'd be there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:19 AM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? I prefer Goddess Pose. Actually I laughed my ass off at a Viagra commercial the other night. It's just the music they use like it's Ben Hur or something just as Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:19 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? Oh boy...no comment. edit: gutter mind Edited June 30, 2009 by Gompers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:27 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:19 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? Oh boy...no comment. ha! it's the only "pose" name I know about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 08:29 AM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:27 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:19 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? Oh boy...no comment. ha! it's the only "pose" name I know about Er... Isn't Downward Dog a yoga pose? notlikeIwouldknow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 30 2009, 06:16 PM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 08:29 AM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:27 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:19 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? Oh boy...no comment. ha! it's the only "pose" name I know about Er... Isn't Downward Dog a yoga pose? notlikeIwouldknow... Actually, yes. I DO know the difference between yoga and pilates. Pilates is more active and I like doing those exercises. Yoga to me is just fancy breathing while standing in uncomfortable positions.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 03:20 PM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 30 2009, 06:16 PM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 08:29 AM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:27 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:19 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:08 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 12:05 PM) QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM) I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny) Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day You mean women don't? Sorry to dissapoint You know I'm kidding. Now, can I please go back to my Down Dog position? Oh boy...no comment. ha! it's the only "pose" name I know about Er... Isn't Downward Dog a yoga pose? notlikeIwouldknow... Actually, yes. I DO know the difference between yoga and pilates. Pilates is more active and I like doing those exercises. Yoga to me is just fancy breathing while standing in uncomfortable positions.. Sounds like it Yoga should be in that 'other' thread in Random Samples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) I am resuscitating this thread because I hate the new ad for the Honda Insight. It features a female folk singer with a really, really bad voice (okay, I know that last part's redundant) singing about how "we. are. all in this together". Why do some companies still have to equate "energy-saving" with the granola-and- Birkenstocks crowd? (Folk singers fall into that category for me). I'd be more impressed if the commercial was done with rock music - it would make the car seem edgier. JMHO. Edited July 18, 2009 by Mara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 There were some commercials recently for advertising the town of Fayetteville, NC. Of course, Fort Bragg is located in close proximity. The ads were stupid enough that they were pulled and can only be found on youtube. They were supposed to be humorous but it only appeals to 8th grade sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jul 18 2009, 09:21 AM) There were some commercials recently for advertising the town of Fayetteville, NC. Of course, Fort Bragg is located in close proximity. The ads were stupid enough that they were pulled and can only be found on youtube. They were supposed to be humorous but it only appeals to 8th grade sense of humor. Got a link? I used to live in Fayetteville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) stupid Fayetteville, NC ad yet another Edited July 18, 2009 by circumstantial tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Am I the only one who is completely over the freecreditreport. com guy? I mean, it's been what? Three years? If he hasn't managed some credit repair by now, then he really is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 18 2009, 10:17 AM) I am resuscitating this thread because I hate the new ad for the Honda Insight. It features a female folk singer with a really, really bad voice (okay, I know that last part's redundant) singing about how "we. are. all in this together". Why do some companies still have to equate "energy-saving" with the granola-and- Birkenstocks crowd? (Folk singers fall into that category for me). I'd be more impressed if the commercial was done with rock music - it would make the car seem edgier. JMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Ladies and gentlemen, a whole new nadir has been reached in the world of commercials. It seems that some YouTube guy has seen fit to remix the Slap Chop commercial (hosted by renowned hooker-basher and huckster Vince Shlomi) and set it to a rap beat. The Slap Chop powers-that-be have embraced this remix and are now showing it regularly on TV. Do not click the following link unless you have a high pain threshold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jul 18 2009, 09:36 AM) stupid Fayetteville, NC ad yet another Oh my God, you weren't kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 19 2009, 10:02 AM) Ladies and gentlemen, a whole new nadir has been reached in the world of commercials. It seems that some YouTube guy has seen fit to remix the Slap Chop commercial (hosted by renowned hooker-basher and huckster Vince Shlomi) and set it to a rap beat. The Slap Chop powers-that-be have embraced this remix and are now showing it regularly on TV. Do not click the following link unless you have a high pain threshold. The crappiness paradigm shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 19 2009, 10:05 AM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jul 18 2009, 09:36 AM) stupid Fayetteville, NC ad yet another Oh my God, you weren't kidding! Boy..............THOSE SUCKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 18 2009, 12:13 PM)Am I the only one who is completely over the freecreditreport. com guy? I mean, it's been what? Three years? If he hasn't managed some credit repair by now, then he really is a moron. Oh no the jingle is stuck in my head!!! freecreditreport.com, tell your dad, tell your friends, tell your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Can someone please explain to me the ED medication ads in which the couple appear to have dragged two bathtubs out onto a dock? Because for one thing, even Cialis/Viagra/EZ-Stiffy won't help if you are so dense as to think something's going to magically happen when you are in separate tubs. Hold hands all you want, it still isn't going to accomplish the goal. Also it's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 11:23 AM) Can someone please explain to me the ED medication ads in which the couple appear to have dragged two bathtubs out onto a dock? Because for one thing, even Cialis/Viagra/EZ-Stiffy won't help if you are so dense as to think something's going to magically happen when you are in separate tubs. Hold hands all you want, it still isn't going to accomplish the goal. Also it's just stupid. Though personally, I'm always taking a bath, in a tub, facing the ocean, with no clothes on either side of the tub, so I also walk out there nekkid. Edited July 20, 2009 by iluvgeddy05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jul 20 2009, 11:30 AM)QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 11:23 AM) Can someone please explain to me the ED medication ads in which the couple appear to have dragged two bathtubs out onto a dock? Because for one thing, even Cialis/Viagra/EZ-Stiffy won't help if you are so dense as to think something's going to magically happen when you are in separate tubs. Hold hands all you want, it still isn't going to accomplish the goal. Also it's just stupid. Though personally, I'm always taking a bath, in a tub, facing the ocean, with no clothes on either side of the tub, so I also walk out there nekkid. Yeah, but how else can you advertise that sort of thing to older people who may be watching T.V. with their grandkids? I have always thought perfume commercials were stupid. Do Calvin Kline commercials really inspire women to buy perfume? They look more like a scene from a bad French movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Jul 20 2009, 11:58 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jul 20 2009, 11:30 AM)QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 11:23 AM) Can someone please explain to me the ED medication ads in which the couple appear to have dragged two bathtubs out onto a dock? Because for one thing, even Cialis/Viagra/EZ-Stiffy won't help if you are so dense as to think something's going to magically happen when you are in separate tubs. Hold hands all you want, it still isn't going to accomplish the goal. Also it's just stupid. Though personally, I'm always taking a bath, in a tub, facing the ocean, with no clothes on either side of the tub, so I also walk out there nekkid. Yeah, but how else can you advertise that sort of thing to older people who may be watching T.V. with their grandkids? I have always thought perfume commercials were stupid. Do Calvin Kline commercials really inspire women to buy perfume? They look more like a scene from a bad French movie. Elizabeth Taylor's Diamonds. Line from commercial: QUOTE ::puts diamond earings down on table:: These have always brought me good luck. ::flashbulbs:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jul 20 2009, 02:50 PM) QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Jul 20 2009, 11:58 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jul 20 2009, 11:30 AM)QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 11:23 AM) Can someone please explain to me the ED medication ads in which the couple appear to have dragged two bathtubs out onto a dock? Because for one thing, even Cialis/Viagra/EZ-Stiffy won't help if you are so dense as to think something's going to magically happen when you are in separate tubs. Hold hands all you want, it still isn't going to accomplish the goal. Also it's just stupid. Though personally, I'm always taking a bath, in a tub, facing the ocean, with no clothes on either side of the tub, so I also walk out there nekkid. Yeah, but how else can you advertise that sort of thing to older people who may be watching T.V. with their grandkids? I have always thought perfume commercials were stupid. Do Calvin Kline commercials really inspire women to buy perfume? They look more like a scene from a bad French movie. Elizabeth Taylor's Diamonds. Line from commercial: QUOTE ::puts diamond earings down on table:: These have always brought me good luck. ::flashbulbs:: Yeah, along with countless husbands and trips to rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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