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I like Flo.

You know...the Progressive Insurance chick? And my kids think she is funny.

Is that her name? I must say, she's grown on me. A bit silly and irritating at first, but now I could imagine dating her. laugh.gif I'm surprised she has ANY fans besides me, but apparently a lot of other dudes are attracted to her, too:

 

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Dudes have a thing for Flo, the perky Progressive Insurance saleswoman played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Perhaps it's her retro look or, in the words of one smitten blogger, her "kissable red red lips." In search of answers, ABC television's Atlanta affiliate tracked down the 38-year-old actress, who seems a bit baffled by all the fuss.
  On her look: "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it. And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face. It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."
  On her character: "It's me at my silliest. You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun. Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."
  On her sex appeal: "I don't know what it is. The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does."

 

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

 

 

BTW, since you're from Upstate NY and know the Fucillo commercials, do you remember the Justin Resnick/Resnick's Mattress commercials?

I find her attractive.

Are we all demented? laugh.gif

 

What is it? Her big clear eyes? Her red red lips? Her perkiness? I don't know.

Confidence yes.gif

 

 

I remember Resnick's... eyesre4.gif

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I like Flo.

You know...the Progressive Insurance chick? And my kids think she is funny.

Is that her name? I must say, she's grown on me. A bit silly and irritating at first, but now I could imagine dating her. laugh.gif I'm surprised she has ANY fans besides me, but apparently a lot of other dudes are attracted to her, too:

 

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Dudes have a thing for Flo, the perky Progressive Insurance saleswoman played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Perhaps it's her retro look or, in the words of one smitten blogger, her "kissable red red lips." In search of answers, ABC television's Atlanta affiliate tracked down the 38-year-old actress, who seems a bit baffled by all the fuss.
  On her look: "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it. And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face. It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."
  On her character: "It's me at my silliest. You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun. Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."
  On her sex appeal: "I don't know what it is. The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does."

 

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

 

 

BTW, since you're from Upstate NY and know the Fucillo commercials, do you remember the Justin Resnick/Resnick's Mattress commercials?

I find her attractive.

Are we all demented? laugh.gif

 

What is it? Her big clear eyes? Her red red lips? Her perkiness? I don't know.

Confidence yes.gif

 

Good call! A confident, assertive woman is very attractive to me, provided she is not a control freak.

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QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 01:44 PM)
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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jun 29 2009, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 10:45 AM)
I like Flo.

You know...the Progressive Insurance chick? And my kids think she is funny.

Is that her name? I must say, she's grown on me. A bit silly and irritating at first, but now I could imagine dating her. laugh.gif I'm surprised she has ANY fans besides me, but apparently a lot of other dudes are attracted to her, too:

 

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Dudes have a thing for Flo, the perky Progressive Insurance saleswoman played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Perhaps it's her retro look or, in the words of one smitten blogger, her "kissable red red lips." In search of answers, ABC television's Atlanta affiliate tracked down the 38-year-old actress, who seems a bit baffled by all the fuss.
  On her look: "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it. And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face. It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."
  On her character: "It's me at my silliest. You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun. Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."
  On her sex appeal: "I don't know what it is. The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does."

 

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

 

 

BTW, since you're from Upstate NY and know the Fucillo commercials, do you remember the Justin Resnick/Resnick's Mattress commercials?

I find her attractive.

Are we all demented? laugh.gif

 

What is it? Her big clear eyes? Her red red lips? Her perkiness? I don't know.

Confidence yes.gif

 

Good call! A confident, assertive woman is very attractive to me, provided she is not a control freak.

Come on, it's the lips and you guys know it. She has a porn mouth.

 

And my SO cannot stand her.

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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jun 29 2009, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 10:45 AM)
I like Flo.

You know...the Progressive Insurance chick? And my kids think she is funny.

Is that her name? I must say, she's grown on me. A bit silly and irritating at first, but now I could imagine dating her. laugh.gif I'm surprised she has ANY fans besides me, but apparently a lot of other dudes are attracted to her, too:

 

QUOTE
Dudes have a thing for Flo, the perky Progressive Insurance saleswoman played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Perhaps it's her retro look or, in the words of one smitten blogger, her "kissable red red lips." In search of answers, ABC television's Atlanta affiliate tracked down the 38-year-old actress, who seems a bit baffled by all the fuss.
  On her look: "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it. And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face. It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."
  On her character: "It's me at my silliest. You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun. Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."
  On her sex appeal: "I don't know what it is. The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does."

 

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

 

 

BTW, since you're from Upstate NY and know the Fucillo commercials, do you remember the Justin Resnick/Resnick's Mattress commercials?

I find her attractive.

Are we all demented? laugh.gif

 

What is it? Her big clear eyes? Her red red lips? Her perkiness? I don't know.

Confidence yes.gif

 

Good call! A confident, assertive woman is very attractive to me, provided she is not a control freak.

Come on, it's the lips and you guys know it. She has a porn mouth.

 

And my SO cannot stand her.

How do you know what a porn mouth looks like?

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 10:45 AM)
I like Flo.

You know...the Progressive Insurance chick? And my kids think she is funny.

Is that her name? I must say, she's grown on me. A bit silly and irritating at first, but now I could imagine dating her. laugh.gif I'm surprised she has ANY fans besides me, but apparently a lot of other dudes are attracted to her, too:

 

QUOTE
Dudes have a thing for Flo, the perky Progressive Insurance saleswoman played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Perhaps it's her retro look or, in the words of one smitten blogger, her "kissable red red lips." In search of answers, ABC television's Atlanta affiliate tracked down the 38-year-old actress, who seems a bit baffled by all the fuss.
  On her look: "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it. And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face. It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."
  On her character: "It's me at my silliest. You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun. Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."
  On her sex appeal: "I don't know what it is. The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does."

 

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

 

 

BTW, since you're from Upstate NY and know the Fucillo commercials, do you remember the Justin Resnick/Resnick's Mattress commercials?

I find her attractive.

Are we all demented? laugh.gif

 

What is it? Her big clear eyes? Her red red lips? Her perkiness? I don't know.

Confidence yes.gif

 

Good call! A confident, assertive woman is very attractive to me, provided she is not a control freak.

Come on, it's the lips and you guys know it. She has a porn mouth.

 

And my SO cannot stand her.

How do you know what a porn mouth looks like?

 

 

 

tongue.gif

Wouldn't you love to know???? tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Mara @ Jun 29 2009, 03:41 PM)
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QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jun 29 2009, 11:56 AM)
QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jun 29 2009, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 10:45 AM)
I like Flo.

You know...the Progressive Insurance chick? And my kids think she is funny.

Is that her name? I must say, she's grown on me. A bit silly and irritating at first, but now I could imagine dating her. laugh.gif I'm surprised she has ANY fans besides me, but apparently a lot of other dudes are attracted to her, too:

 

QUOTE
Dudes have a thing for Flo, the perky Progressive Insurance saleswoman played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Perhaps it's her retro look or, in the words of one smitten blogger, her "kissable red red lips." In search of answers, ABC television's Atlanta affiliate tracked down the 38-year-old actress, who seems a bit baffled by all the fuss.
  On her look: "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it. And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face. It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."
  On her character: "It's me at my silliest. You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun. Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."
  On her sex appeal: "I don't know what it is. The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does."

 

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/stephanie-courtney-progressive-insurance-girl.jpg

 

 

BTW, since you're from Upstate NY and know the Fucillo commercials, do you remember the Justin Resnick/Resnick's Mattress commercials?

I find her attractive.

Are we all demented? laugh.gif

 

What is it? Her big clear eyes? Her red red lips? Her perkiness? I don't know.

Confidence yes.gif

 

Good call! A confident, assertive woman is very attractive to me, provided she is not a control freak.

Come on, it's the lips and you guys know it. She has a porn mouth.

 

And my SO cannot stand her.

How do you know what a porn mouth looks like?

 

 

 

tongue.gif

Wouldn't you love to know???? tongue.gif

laugh.gif

 

 

OK...not going there......

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I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.
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QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.

She's the flaky friend you bring along because it's a guarantee no one will be bored.

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QUOTE (The Owl @ Jun 29 2009, 05:28 PM)
I am also sick of the toilet paper commercials with the Bears.. who have flakes of toilet paper stuck to their ass.

You and me both, brother. trink39.gif

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I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement.

 

 

 

Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny)

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QUOTE (Mara @ Jun 29 2009, 06:58 PM)
QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.

She's the flaky friend you bring along because it's a guarantee no one will be bored.

And the one you wake up next to after you'd had too many?

 

Ah, I think she's cute.

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 08:13 PM)
Why do the women act so damn slutty?

Because dumb dudes buy more pills and cream that way.

 

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(not the Enzyte ones, those are funny)

 

Dear god, those commercials make me want to break my TV.

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I hate the infomercials for the HoverRound power wheelchairs. "Before, I didn't know what I would do to become mobile again. But the HoverRound saved my life and it can save yours too! Just call!" It goes on to show the old people riding around with HUGE (fake) smiles on their faces taking care of menial tasks. The worst part is when said old people start rolling towards the camera in unison and singing together.
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QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Jun 29 2009, 07:11 PM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 08:13 PM)
Why do the women act so damn slutty?

Because dumb dudes buy more pills and cream that way.

 

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(not the Enzyte ones, those are funny)

 

Dear god, those commercials make me want to break my TV.

Dumb AND insecure guys for sure!

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QUOTE (Mustard Death @ Jun 29 2009, 11:11 PM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 08:13 PM)
Why do the women act so damn slutty?

Because dumb dudes buy more pills and cream that way.

 

Actually, it works well in strip clubs too. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 07:31 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Jun 29 2009, 06:58 PM)
QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.

She's the flaky friend you bring along because it's a guarantee no one will be bored.

And the one you wake up next to after you'd had too many?

 

Ah, I think she's cute.

I honestly can't decide if she's cute or not, but there is something about her that's attractive. God knows her comedic timing is spot-on, and I've always been attracted to that. It's one of the reasons I married my wife, the lady is just plain witty!

 

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QUOTE (mankad89 @ Jun 30 2009, 01:03 AM)
I hate the infomercials for the HoverRound power wheelchairs. "Before, I didn't know what I would do to become mobile again. But the HoverRound saved my life and it can save yours too! Just call!" It goes on to show the old people riding around with HUGE (fake) smiles on their faces taking care of menial tasks. The worst part is when said old people start rolling towards the camera in unison and singing together.

Especially since we all know that the main demographic group buying the Hoverounds are obese people who need them for their Disney World vacation so they don't have to walk anywhere.

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QUOTE (Mara @ Jun 29 2009, 06:58 PM)
QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.

She's the flaky friend you bring along because it's a guarantee no one will be bored.

And the one you wake up next to after you'd had too many?

 

Ah, I think she's cute.

I honestly can't decide if she's cute or not, but there is something about her that's attractive. God knows her comedic timing is spot-on, and I've always been attracted to that. It's one of the reasons I married my wife, the lady is just plain witty!

It's the whole package for me. I agree with you that it's hard to really pin point what makes her appealing.

 

"I don't know what I like about her but I know I like it a lot." cool.gif

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 30 2009, 10:56 AM)
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QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.

She's the flaky friend you bring along because it's a guarantee no one will be bored.

And the one you wake up next to after you'd had too many?

 

Ah, I think she's cute.

I honestly can't decide if she's cute or not, but there is something about her that's attractive. God knows her comedic timing is spot-on, and I've always been attracted to that. It's one of the reasons I married my wife, the lady is just plain witty!

You are one lucky guy! Funny women are great. And usually means they are intelligent.

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QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 10:35 AM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 30 2009, 10:56 AM)
QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 29 2009, 07:31 PM)
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QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 29 2009, 06:36 PM)
I can "tolerate" the Progressive Insurance commercial. The girl in it seems more like someone to hang out and have fun with, but certainly not date material.

She's the flaky friend you bring along because it's a guarantee no one will be bored.

And the one you wake up next to after you'd had too many?

 

Ah, I think she's cute.

I honestly can't decide if she's cute or not, but there is something about her that's attractive. God knows her comedic timing is spot-on, and I've always been attracted to that. It's one of the reasons I married my wife, the lady is just plain witty!

You are one lucky guy! Funny women are great. And usually means they are intelligent.

Yep, she's as sharp as a razor! I am indeed fortunate and I thank God for my wife every day.

 

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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM)
I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement.



Why do the women act so damn slutty? (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny)

Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day wacko.gif

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QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM)
I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. 



Why do the women act so damn slutty?  (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny)

Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day wacko.gif

You mean women don't?

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Gompers @ Jun 30 2009, 11:01 AM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:56 AM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM)
I hate just about every commercial for male enhancement. 



Why do the women act so damn slutty?  (not the Enzyte ones, those are funny)

Not only are they slutty, they always look on average 12 years younger than the male, who incidentially has grey hair and a beer belly. The women however look as though they practice 10 hours of pilates a day wacko.gif

You mean women don't?

 

 

 

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Sorry to dissapoint sarcasm.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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