Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well I was at my recent appointment with my dermatologist/cosmetic surgeon and I noticed they have a new proceedure that aparently is pretty popular among the ladies these days. It's called Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation and it serves to make your vagina the size and shape you have always wanted. The proceedure involves the tightening of the vaginal muscles and support tissues, as well as the reduction of redundant vaginal mucosa (relaxed vaginal lining). Apparently a lot of women especially when they have had children or reach a certain age has noticed loss of elasticity in their skin as well as in the skin down there. This new proceedure promises to tighten vaginas and make you feel 20 years old again. Vaginal Rejuvenation was originally invented to help with female urinary incontinenace that a lot of women were experiencing after the birth of their children or through a lot of stress. The unexpected result was not only better control of the bladder functions but a dramatic increase in levels of sexual gratification. But where as the "ground zero" for a woman's sexual stimulation is located in the clitoris one has to wonder if it's the women's intial decision or the men wanting women to tighten up? http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/...gina/index.html Check this out for more information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I can see alot of us men getting smacked for asking wives/ girlfriends to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Apr 2 2009, 06:48 PM) I can see alot of us men getting smacked for asking wives/ girlfriends to do this. No doubt. Doing that would be like buying your gal a Massengill without her telling you to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Apr 2 2009, 06:48 PM) I can see alot of us men getting smacked for asking wives/ girlfriends to do this. The sad thing is, one of the reasons a lot of women are getting it done in their 40s is because they are afraid their man is going to leave them for a younger woman. Even the ads they initally had for this proceedure advertised it as you should do it to have sex like a 20 year old again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lerxst Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I don't get it. Why would people put themselves through this to fix a part of their body which isn't on public display, for most people anyway. The only thing straight men care about in a womans vagina, is that it is not a Penis. Obviously, if there is some kind of Genetic Deformity, or the Vagina has been damaged in a way which makes it not possible to function, then, I guess its not a bad thing, otherwise, why bother. If a man leaves someone because their vagina is too big or small, then they are complete wasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindrift Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Apr 3 2009, 01:08 PM) I don't get it. Why would people put themselves through this to fix a part of their body which isn't on public display, for most people anyway. The only thing straight men care about in a womans vagina, is that it is not a Penis. The thought that a man would leave his woman because her vagina is aging?................ Only a woman could imagine that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lerxst Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Well, I know there will be men out there who will leave there women because of her vagina. But those men are bastards and deserve to be single anyway. So once they dry their eyes and see the whole picture, that the guy was only interested in her vagina, they should see that the guy is actually a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baxtrice Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 They have a medical procedure to fix everything now, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm probably risking getting my wrist slapped here, but I always thought that calling someone a "tight ***t" meant they were stingy with money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 3 2009, 01:57 PM) I'm probably risking getting my wrist slapped here, but I always thought that calling someone a "tight ***t" meant they were stingy with money? You don't CALL someone that, true. But it generally is a good thing if they HAVE one. That is, as long as the person in question is a female. I won't ask my husband for dick enlargement surgery, or buy him any of those completely ridiculous pills/potions/creams advertised on TV. In return, he won't ask me to get bigger hooters or have my 'giner renovated. It's just sort of an unspoken agreement we have, no need to really discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaoi_myantidrug Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Apr 2 2009, 04:42 PM) But where as the "ground zero" for a woman's sexual stimulation is located in the clitoris one has to wonder if it's the women's intial decision or the men wanting women to tighten up? Yep. Just another example of people getting their sex-ed from porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindrift Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 3 2009, 02:20 PM) I won't ask my husband for dick enlargement surgery, or buy him any of those completely ridiculous pills/potions/creams advertised on TV. In return, he won't ask me to get bigger hooters or have my 'giner renovated. It's just sort of an unspoken agreement we have, no need to really discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Apr 3 2009, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Apr 2 2009, 04:42 PM) But where as the "ground zero" for a woman's sexual stimulation is located in the clitoris one has to wonder if it's the women's intial decision or the men wanting women to tighten up? Yep. Just another example of people getting their sex-ed from porn Good thing Limey is too young to watch any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Sphinc-Tor Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 QUOTE (baxtrice @ Apr 3 2009, 01:32 PM) They have a medical procedure to fix everything now, don't they? Can't fix stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edie Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 QUOTE (Fridge @ Apr 3 2009, 06:57 PM) I'm probably risking getting my wrist slapped here, but I always thought that calling someone a "tight ***t" meant they were stingy with money? Amazing how many men have shown up on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindrift Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Thread titles with "vagina" usually get our attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 QUOTE (Spindrift @ Apr 4 2009, 05:22 PM) Thread titles with "vagina" usually get our attention. Ya I kinda figured it would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lerxst Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Of course we showed up. Its us being blamed for the problem; "men wanting women to tighten up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Apr 4 2009, 05:38 PM) Of course we showed up. Its us being blamed for the problem; "men wanting women to tighten up" The article said that could be one of the reasons. But a lot of women want to feel younger and have an increase in their own sexual satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Yeah I saw "Designer Vaginas" and I was like "WTF " so i had to come in here. But yeah I can't see leaving a woman because of her vagina, that's so cold-hearted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Any old axe wound will do! But seriously what does a designer vagina look like? A woman could go to great lengths for a "new look" and hubby might not even notice... Treeduck thinks to himself: Hopefully this post will not reveal the fact that I watch porn 24/7... Somehow I think I may have made a mistake here but I can't quite be sure what it could be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 QUOTE (treeduck @ Apr 4 2009, 07:32 PM) Any old axe wound will do! But seriously what does a designer vagina look like? A woman could go to great lengths for a "new look" and hubby might not even notice... Treeduck thinks to himself: Hopefully this post will not reveal the fact that I watch porn 24/7... Somehow I think I may have made a mistake here but I can't quite be sure what it could be... It's weird, I asked the receptionist if this is a very common proceedure and she said that it actually is. Women aparently come in with pics of models from like Playboy and Penthouse and say "This is what I want to look like" Honestly I know of some women who have gotten their breasts done and brought in pics of actresses or models and said "I wanna look like them" but this is just baffling me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindrift Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Apr 4 2009, 06:38 PM)Of course we showed up. Its us being blamed for the problem; "men wanting women to tighten up" Yeah, we spend most of our lives trying to get women to loosen up, and now some doctor starts telling girls we want them tighter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Apr 4 2009, 08:52 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Apr 4 2009, 07:32 PM) Any old axe wound will do! But seriously what does a designer vagina look like? A woman could go to great lengths for a "new look" and hubby might not even notice... Treeduck thinks to himself: Hopefully this post will not reveal the fact that I watch porn 24/7... Somehow I think I may have made a mistake here but I can't quite be sure what it could be... It's weird, I asked the receptionist if this is a very common proceedure and she said that it actually is. Women aparently come in with pics of models from like Playboy and Penthouse and say "This is what I want to look like" Honestly I know of some women who have gotten their breasts done and brought in pics of actresses or models and said "I wanna look like them" but this is just baffling me! Really? There's some concept of an "ideal" snatch out there amongst womankind? How did I miss this? Then again, I am not what anyone would ever consider fashion-forward. So I suppose this can now include what does, and what does not, constitute a fashionable vagina. I guess we can look forward to quotes such as this in the gossip rags (which I don't read either, big surprise): "Did you happen to see her vagina? OMG, those labia majora are SO 2008!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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