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#41 Janie

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:18 AM

Well, I'd rather talk about naked Alex (heck, I'd even talk about naked Geddy, maybe naked Neil) but the toilet seat banter seems to be of more interest so I'll add my 2 cents...

I never understood this argument. One person has to lift the seat, one has to put down the seat. What's the problem? Men could argue that they're sick of always having to lift the seat... I don't get it. There are worse things in life.

But I will tell you what's icky... having to listen to that loud stream of pee in the middle of the night. I'm convinced that men hold it for like half the day just so they can have some sick marathon pee at 2am. And then they want to be congratulated or something. "Hey, did you hear how long I was whizzing for!?" "Yeah, yeah, I heard." "It's like I wasn't going to stop!!" "I know."

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:25 AM

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Sep 28 2008, 10:02 AM)
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That water can be sooooooooooo COLD in the middle of the night .

Not to mention that you're expecting butt to hit porcelain at a certain point, just out of habit.  So when the seat isn't there, you lose your balance and either tumble, arms flailing, into the water, or you get a toilet-bowl-shaped bruise on your ass from the hard "thud" onto the rim.

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 12:32 PM

Well I think-- oh hay look at these

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 11:40 AM

Oh my...

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 11:44 AM

Goes and rustles around for Michael Phelps photos...

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 11:55 AM

QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 29 2008, 08:44 AM)
Goes and rustles around for Michael Phelps photos...

That's the spirit!  new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif  

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Sep 28 2008, 12:38 AM)
I mean seriously. If you spent three days with a guy like this, you'd already be taking him for granted and start staring at other guys.

Try me.  I think it would take me about 100 years to get sick of being treated really nicely like that.

So guys that do that stuff are losers?  Whatever.  eyesre4.gif

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (edgyspice @ Sep 28 2008, 01:32 PM)
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mm, I like this one!

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 01:03 PM

QUOTE (attn deficiency. @ Sep 26 2008, 09:52 PM)
Speaking of pet peeves in the bathroom, my brother always leaves the seat up.  He also leaves his hair in the shower drain and leaves his shaved facial hair all over the sink.  It's gross.

yeah, in soap/shaving cream scum.  Yuck!

My dad used to do that. I'd go in to brush my teeth before school and be faced with that mess in the sink.  He probably still does it but at least I no longer have to live with it. (poor mom!)

On the toilet seat issue...I always leave the lid up.  

One time when I was staying over at someone else's house and needed to have a late night whiz, I sat down hard on the LID because I didn't realize it was down.  So used to my own preference at home that it never occurred to me that might happen!

So, how's this as an argument for keeping the seat down in mixed households.  Since men have to sit also for "number 2" and we women have to sit for both 1 and 2, well, that's 75% of the time that the seat needs to be down, which beats the 25% for standing to pee.  Therefore, the seat should be put down when the male is done peeing. biggrin.gif

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (edgyspice @ Sep 29 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 29 2008, 08:44 AM)
Goes and rustles around for Michael Phelps photos...

That's the spirit!  new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

I can't get my connection to last long enough to upload a Phelps photo...



I guess he causes my connection to prematurely disconnect.  unsure.gif


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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:14 AM

QUOTE (rnrgal @ Sep 29 2008, 10:51 AM)
QUOTE (edgyspice @ Sep 28 2008, 01:32 PM)
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mm, I like this one!

i dunno  unsure.gif   i get the feeling he's hiding something.
he can't be trusted.  dazed025.gif

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:19 AM

QUOTE (rnrgal @ Sep 29 2008, 11:03 AM)
QUOTE (attn deficiency. @ Sep 26 2008, 09:52 PM)
Speaking of pet peeves in the bathroom, my brother always leaves the seat up.  He also leaves his hair in the shower drain and leaves his shaved facial hair all over the sink.  It's gross.

yeah, in soap/shaving cream scum.  Yuck!

My dad used to do that. I'd go in to brush my teeth before school and be faced with that mess in the sink.  He probably still does it but at least I no longer have to live with it. (poor mom!)

On the toilet seat issue...I always leave the lid up.  

One time when I was staying over at someone else's house and needed to have a late night whiz, I sat down hard on the LID because I didn't realize it was down.  So used to my own preference at home that it never occurred to me that might happen!

So, how's this as an argument for keeping the seat down in mixed households.  Since men have to sit also for "number 2" and we women have to sit for both 1 and 2, well, that's 75% of the time that the seat needs to be down, which beats the 25% for standing to pee.  Therefore, the seat should be put down when the male is done peeing. biggrin.gif

[waits for tomatoes to be thrown]

^^^that's good math, right there!  yes.gif  the majority RULES 1287.gif
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:35 AM

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Sep 29 2008, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE (rnrgal @ Sep 29 2008, 10:51 AM)
QUOTE (edgyspice @ Sep 28 2008, 01:32 PM)
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mm, I like this one!

i dunno  unsure.gif   i get the feeling he's hiding something.
he can't be trusted.  dazed025.gif

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:25 PM

oh yeah.

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:38 PM

QUOTE (Fat Organ @ Sep 30 2008, 02:25 PM)
oh yeah.

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Holy crap!  Is that a young Dirk Benedict?

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (kbomb106 @ Sep 30 2008, 01:38 PM)
QUOTE (Fat Organ @ Sep 30 2008, 02:25 PM)
oh yeah.

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Holy crap!  Is that a young Dirk Benedict?

haha yes.

#57 edgyspice

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:45 PM

Dirk Benedict is the inferior Starbuck.  Do not want.

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 05:59 PM

You all know that it's only a matter of time right???  

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:27 PM

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Sep 30 2008, 02:59 PM)
You all know that it's only a matter of time right???  

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Phelps is on his way... drool1.gif


Standby...

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:28 PM

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