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#1 ladirushfan80

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 11:56 AM

so can the NWW !!! tongue.gif

I actually wanted to post this ages ago..  heck, maybe i already did and i just don't remember!!  laugh.gif  Anyway, i was too lazy to think of another thread title...

enjoy! and feel free to add your own into the mix!

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 11:59 AM

This "porn" is highly inadequate.  

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:00 PM

Didn't know I was a porn star: I keep the lid down, I vacuum and I cook the dinners.

I'm a veritable Peter North.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Sep 26 2008, 09:00 AM)
Didn't know I was a porn star: I keep the lid down, I vacuum and I cook the dinners.

I'm a veritable Peter North.

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Didn't you know?  All men everywhere are lazy, inconsiderate and physically incapable of keeping themselves clean without a woman around!  I read it on the internet!  laugh.gif  

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:18 PM

"Turn out the lights," indeed. ph34r.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:27 PM

I love to cook dinner and do dishes.  That must be a pretty big turn on from the sounds of it.  Perhaps I should scan my nuts for this thread?

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:31 PM

I love it, LRF.  laugh.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:32 PM

QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Sep 26 2008, 01:27 PM)
I love to cook dinner and do dishes.  That must be a pretty big turn on from the sounds of it.  Perhaps I should scan my nuts for this thread?

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ya um no.


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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:37 PM

"I know, let's take you shoe shopping!"



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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:38 PM

'Dont want anyone fallin in during the night'....... tongue.gif  laugh.gif

I got so pissed off with my partner's son leaving the toilet seat up, i wrote a big sign and stuck it on the wall saying to put the toilet seat down!!!! He didnt bother taking any notice so i wrote on the bottom ' get yr 5 yr old stepsister to read it to you if you are unable to make out the big words'

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:50 PM

These are all cute.  I have to take objection to the toilet seat one, though - and I realize this is the worst possible forum to bring it up in, so let the flaming begin.  Why can't you look to see if the toilet seat is up or down before sitting?  Do you know how many times I've peed on the toilet lid?  Zero.  Do you know why?  Because I look.  If you can't be bothered to even look at what you're doing, bad things may occasionally happen.  I say this as a man who always closes the seat and the lid, so I'm not the one you're objecting to in that regard, but nonetheless, it always bothers me when women complain about that.  You don't moonwalk into the bathroom, right?  So you approach the toilet face first, yes?  If you just look, crisis averted.

Sorry, ladies.  I just feel that needed to be said.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:52 PM

QUOTE (kbomb106 @ Sep 26 2008, 12:50 PM)
These are all cute.  I have to take objection to the toilet seat one, though - and I realize this is the worst possible forum to bring it up in, so let the flaming begin.  Why can't you look to see if the toilet seat is up or down before sitting?  Do you know how many times I've peed on the toilet lid?  Zero.  Do you know why?  Because I look.  If you can't be bothered to even look at what you're doing, bad things may occasionally happen.  I say this as a man who always closes the seat and the lid, so I'm not the one you're objecting to in that regard, but nonetheless, it always bothers me when women complain about that.  You don't moonwalk into the bathroom, right?  So you approach the toilet face first, yes?  If you just look, crisis averted.

Sorry, ladies.  I just feel that needed to be said.

Well....

If we leave the seat down, the worst that happens to you stand-up-pee-ers is that you pee on the seat.

If you leave the seat UP, and we approach the toilet half-asleep, in the dark, then our asses get wet with toilet water.

That's the difference.  biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:55 PM

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 26 2008, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE (kbomb106 @ Sep 26 2008, 12:50 PM)
These are all cute.  I have to take objection to the toilet seat one, though - and I realize this is the worst possible forum to bring it up in, so let the flaming begin.  Why can't you look to see if the toilet seat is up or down before sitting?  Do you know how many times I've peed on the toilet lid?  Zero.  Do you know why?  Because I look.  If you can't be bothered to even look at what you're doing, bad things may occasionally happen.  I say this as a man who always closes the seat and the lid, so I'm not the one you're objecting to in that regard, but nonetheless, it always bothers me when women complain about that.  You don't moonwalk into the bathroom, right?  So you approach the toilet face first, yes?  If you just look, crisis averted.

Sorry, ladies.  I just feel that needed to be said.

Well....

If we leave the seat down, the worst that happens to you stand-up-pee-ers is that you pee on the seat.

If you leave the seat UP, and we approach the toilet half-asleep, in the dark, then our asses get wet with toilet water.

That's the difference.  biggrin.gif

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Also, it's just basic decency, yes?  Be nice and make your lady happy  biggrin.gif  

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:55 PM

Yep, women have the right to be stereotyping sexists, too!

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 12:58 PM

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 26 2008, 01:52 PM)
QUOTE (kbomb106 @ Sep 26 2008, 12:50 PM)
These are all cute.  I have to take objection to the toilet seat one, though - and I realize this is the worst possible forum to bring it up in, so let the flaming begin.  Why can't you look to see if the toilet seat is up or down before sitting?  Do you know how many times I've peed on the toilet lid?  Zero.  Do you know why?  Because I look.  If you can't be bothered to even look at what you're doing, bad things may occasionally happen.  I say this as a man who always closes the seat and the lid, so I'm not the one you're objecting to in that regard, but nonetheless, it always bothers me when women complain about that.  You don't moonwalk into the bathroom, right?  So you approach the toilet face first, yes?  If you just look, crisis averted.

Sorry, ladies.  I just feel that needed to be said.

Well....

If we leave the seat down, the worst that happens to you stand-up-pee-ers is that you pee on the seat.

If you leave the seat UP, and we approach the toilet half-asleep, in the dark, then our asses get wet with toilet water.

That's the difference.  biggrin.gif

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well also GG take into consideration the WAY a male faces the toilet when he goes to pee, 'eh?  they can't help but notice whether or not the seat is up or down, 'eh?

we don't have that "luxury".


i'm just sayin' ...

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:05 PM

Um, excuse me!!! I happen to moonwalk into the bathroom!


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Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:08 PM

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 26 2008, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE (kbomb106 @ Sep 26 2008, 12:50 PM)
These are all cute.  I have to take objection to the toilet seat one, though - and I realize this is the worst possible forum to bring it up in, so let the flaming begin.  Why can't you look to see if the toilet seat is up or down before sitting?  Do you know how many times I've peed on the toilet lid?  Zero.  Do you know why?  Because I look.  If you can't be bothered to even look at what you're doing, bad things may occasionally happen.  I say this as a man who always closes the seat and the lid, so I'm not the one you're objecting to in that regard, but nonetheless, it always bothers me when women complain about that.  You don't moonwalk into the bathroom, right?  So you approach the toilet face first, yes?  If you just look, crisis averted.

Sorry, ladies.  I just feel that needed to be said.

Well....

If we leave the seat down, the worst that happens to you stand-up-pee-ers is that you pee on the seat.

If you leave the seat UP, and we approach the toilet half-asleep, in the dark, then our asses get wet with toilet water.

That's the difference.  biggrin.gif

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Yeah, and what man wants to touch an ass dripping with toilet water, eh?  



Think about THAT one  rofl3.gif  

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:28 PM

I'm still in the "why is it so hard to look?" category of men tongue.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:38 PM

I have to interject that I'm equal opportunity here.  If I'm in a guy's bathroom, or visiting friends in an all-male household (don't have as many of these encounters as I did in my college years), I make sure to put the seat back UP.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 02:07 PM

QUOTE (Marathonist @ Sep 26 2008, 10:38 AM)
I have to interject that I'm equal opportunity here.  If I'm in a guy's bathroom, or visiting friends in an all-male household (don't have as many of these encounters as I did in my college years), I make sure to put the seat back UP.

Haha, I was over at a guy friend's apartment the other night and I did the exact same thing.  laugh.gif




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