sundog Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 This is a true story! ( at least as I have heard it!) As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our back yard, picked it up with both hands.... but was stopped by my wife who had appeared suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny" ( our 6 week old son)"while I get my sandwich" she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for my ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers... I love mustard I had no napkin I licked it off It was NOT mustard No man has ever put a baby downfaster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding... and with a washcloth in both hands, I did the sort of routine only shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue! Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, " now you know why they call it 'Poupon'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Ewwww GROSS! That's so nasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Yet another reason to not eat hot dogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit of radio Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Yup that caca can be tricky... but you think he would of noticed the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Whats the diff between smelly poo and mustard??? ewwwwwww..... *garg* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 ewwwwwww!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tish Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Holy Crap I'm staying far away from mustard & hot dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Heh, holy crap is right!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Mustard = Never eaten it, Certainly Never will now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 ROFLMAO Way too funny....I could totally see me doing the same thing. A Classic classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Its difficult to know what to say to that. As a father myself, I've seen the resemblence however, not liking mustard myself, I've never done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetmiracle Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Oh, yech. Almost as much fun as tossing the baby and having him spit up in your mouth... At least it's not really harmful.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicWand Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 WOW, gross AND funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esmeralda Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Hey MagicWand, good to see you around! Fun place or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 i've heard about that but not actually seen anybody do it but would pay to see it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 That is one of many reasons I stopped having children. I praise the day that I bought my last diaper!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Blurk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 oman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilPeartFan2112 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 GROSS!!! However, it didn't happen to me, so it's pretty humerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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