Ged.: So, we're going to the Grammys this Saturday, right?
Alex: Sure - I was going to write some new material, but hey, that can wait.
Neil: I am so there.
Ged.: Well, we've got a problem.
Alex: What's that?
Ged.: They gave us 4 tickets.
Neil: And that's a problem because..?
Ged.: Well, who's going to get the extra ticket? If any one of us uses it, it would be unfair to the other two.
Alex: I knew there was a reason he was in the band.
Neil: (looking up from book) I'll go with the majority but under silent protest.
Alex: So what are we gonna do?
Ged.: No sweat, I've got it solved. There's this new poster Schro on this website, therushforum.com, heard of it?
Alex: Heard of it? I go there every day! I'm Snowdog!
Ged.: SnowDog?! I knew it! It all makes sense now. I'm Moonraker.
Alex: Moonraker - Sweet! God, your mp3 contests drive me nuts. You'd think I nail 'em.
Ged.: Well I figure I gotta do something to justify all that studio equipment in my basement.
Alex: Who are you on therushforum Neil?
Neil: (lowering head into book, pretending not to notice) Ah.. nobody.
Neil: I've never heard of that site. I don't like the internet. Leave me alone.
Ged.: C'mon Neil, it's us. We won't tell. Honest.
Neil: You promise not to tell anyone?
Alex and Ged: Of course not.
Neil: (sheepishly) I'm.. GhostGirl.
[Alex and Ged bust out laughing]
Alex: See, that wasn't so hard.
Ged.: (wiping tear from his eye) That's quite.. stealthy, Neil.
Neil: Watch it, or I'm gonna have you singing Cygnus X-1, both books, back to back next tour.
Ged.: (turns serious) Hey now, no need to get that upset Neil - we won't tell a soul.
Alex: (still snickering) So what was this "idea" Ged?
Ged.: Oh, yeah, the idea. Well instead of fighting over the last ticket, we just invite this Schro guy, his posts are a riot and I'm sure he'd have fun.
Alex: Great idea Ged!
Neil: Count me in.
Ged.: I'll just send him a personal message so we can, ahem, preserve GhostGirl over there's identity and set it up.
Alex: Interesting.. I like it.
Ged.: Plus he's all the way up to Restless Young Rushmantic now. At this rate, he'll be a Seeker in mere weeks.
Neil: That's some pretty mad posting.
Ged.: I'll say.
Alex: Works for me - see you guys Saturday!
Neil: Whatever. I'm bringing a book.
..and then somewhere around here I wake up lol. Thought maybe some of you would enjoy my warped head.
Edited by Schro, 09 February 2005 - 10:34 PM.