Midway Hawker Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Since we throw Rice at American Weddings, do they throw Hamburgers at Chinese Weddings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 11:17 AM) If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box? Stop! I'm supposed to be painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 You're posting way to fast man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 11:24 AM) Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice? That's f*cking beautiful man. I love all my brothers and sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 What the hell is a near-miss? If you nearly miss something, don't you hit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Am I here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 OK, I can't think of anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If the Energizer Bunny was Arrested, would they charge him with Battery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 How do I get old Drakes voice out of my head? Remember when he used to shout "The light!! Where is your goddamned light coming from?!" The old pecker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Which is true? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Out of sight, out of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Am I the only one who still colors in coloring books? With pencil crayons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 8 2005, 01:52 PM) Which is true? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Out of sight, out of mind. GG, I would hope that absence makes the heart grow fonder. How do you stop thinking? Or, better yet, how do you NOT think of something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Feb 8 2005, 01:14 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 8 2005, 01:52 PM) Which is true? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Out of sight, out of mind. GG, I would hope that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Me, too, AGP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Is it safe to take cordless items in the bathtub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them? Shouldn't they be called "builts?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 What makes the Teflon stick to the pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurs...? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 01:21 PM) If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box? Great Question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 If M& M's melt in your mouth but not in your hand, what do they do, say, under your arm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't congress the opposite of progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debe Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Shouldn't the space shuttle say "U.S VACUUM Force" Instead of "Air Force"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debe Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Why are stupid people called "morons" when they have less going on upstairs than everybody else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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