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That reminds me of a story one of my co-workers told me.

 

During a meeting with the programmers, the boss ripped a huge fart, and then he excused himself from the meeting. five minutes later, the boss returned to the meeting and announced, "for the rest of the day, I will be working without a net." laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Aug 24 2009, 05:33 PM)
Entire families have started with just a fart from an uncle.

Now that's evolution.

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Here's how it went at work at the car lot today...

 

unsure.gif Damn, I don't think all that potato salad and beer yesterday is

gonna do me any good today.

 

ohmy.gif Oops... *whew*

 

(Gets in a trade-in to move to the lot.)

 

wacko.gif WOW! I gotta park this thing and get outta here! My eyes are

burning!

 

(Hops out of car and closes the door, trapping the deadly

cloud of gas inside.)

 

ph34r.gif One of the salesmen just got in that thing... ( 062802puke_prv.gif )

 

confused13.gif What, dude? No, that car just smells like that.

 

(Runs around corner back to the shop)

 

rofl3.gif ........

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (tick @ Jul 1 2008, 03:22 PM)
"Oops, I farted." blush4.gif

"I hope nobody heard me." unsure.gif

"I hope nobody smells it and thinks it was me." unsure.gif

"Oops, I did it again !" ohmy.gif

"Damn, this one really reaks, my boss better not walk in my cubicle anytime soon." scared.gif

"Ut oh, heres comes another one." doh.gif

"Wow, that one felt good, and it barely smells." biggrin.gif

"Oh know, a wet one, thats not good at all." sad.gif

"Geez, not again ! Oh here comes Murphy with my boss, im outta here. Hopefully he'll think Murphy did it." bolt.gif


Boss and Murphy enter the battlezone...



"MURPHY ! Thats disgusting, excuse yourself if your going to imitate a septic tank in my presence ! rage.gif

"But, I... didn't." confused13.gif

"Oh save it Murphy, your better off just coming clean." sarcasm.gif

Murphy -----> huh.gif



THE END

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music.gif The Addams Family started

When Uncle Fester farted. . . music.gif

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Nov 7 2009, 12:44 AM)
QUOTE (tick @ Nov 6 2009, 10:33 PM)
Sometimes I amaze myself. biggrin.gif

Oh, no you did not.

 

Was that you?

Huh ? unsure.gif

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QUOTE (Lamelight @ Jan 10 2011, 09:49 AM)
tick you're genious applaudit.gif 2funny.gif

trink39.gif atickhum.gif

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QUOTE (NobodysHeroine @ Jan 10 2011, 08:46 PM)
This goes to show that toilet humor never gets old. tongue.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NETYacbzD0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHl7KgKzcuw&feature=related

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This is in the wrong thread. Try jawk jaw, this would go very well there! atickhum.gif

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