gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Ok so you just replace one word in a line with fart! I'll start And the men who hold high places Must be the ones who fart To mold a new reality Closer to the fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 The Spirit Of Fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 A modern day farter mean mean fart todays tom farter mean mean fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 (edited) No hero in your tragedy No daring in your escape No salutes for your surrender Nothing noble in your fart Christ, what have you done? Edited June 21, 2008 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 The Way The Wind Breaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 We can only smell the way the wind breaks We can only bow to the here and now Or be broken down fart by fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Right to the fart of the matter Right to the beautiful fart Illusions are painfully shattered Right where discovery farts In the secret wells of emotion Buried deep in our farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I turn my back to the wind To catch my breath, Before I fart off again. Driven on, Without a moment to smell To pass an evening With some gas and a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ...the smell of Eth is rising in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 different eyes see different things, different farts beat on different strings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 All this machinery Making modern music Can still be open-farted *physicall forces himself AWAY from this thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Why did I look this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 12:55 AM) The Way The Wind Breaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:03 AM)Right to the fart of the matter Right to the beautiful fart Illusions are painfully shattered Right where discovery farts In the secret wells of emotion Buried deep in our farts QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:05 AM)I turn my back to the wind To catch my breath, Before I fart off again. Driven on, Without a moment to smell To pass an evening With some gas and a friend These two are hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs, goob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Pariah dogs and wandering madmen Farting at strangers and speaking in tongues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:03 AM) Right to the fart of the matter Right to the beautiful fart Illusions are painfully shattered Right where discovery farts In the secret wells of emotion Buried deep in our farts I think Emotion Detector is one of them songs you can make a joke out of with anything Love em, Goobs. I needed a good bellowing laugh today . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fritter Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Wind in my pants. (2 threads for the price of one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jun 21 2008, 08:30 AM) Pariah dogs and wandering madmen Farting at strangers and speaking in tongues All I have to say is it's a fart cry from the world we thought we'd inherit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Lee Squat? Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:13 PM) QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jun 21 2008, 08:30 AM) Pariah dogs and wandering madmen Farting at strangers and speaking in tongues All I have to say is it's a fart cry from the world we thought we'd inherit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 21 2008, 11:42 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:03 AM) Right to the fart of the matter Right to the beautiful fart Illusions are painfully shattered Right where discovery farts In the secret wells of emotion Buried deep in our farts I think Emotion Detector is one of them songs you can make a joke out of with anything Love em, Goobs. I needed a good bellowing laugh today . Watch it, Tark! Emotion Detector is one of my favorites, tho I know that's not a cool thing to admit. Check the sig - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jun 21 2008, 12:19 PM)QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 21 2008, 11:42 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:03 AM) Right to the fart of the matter Right to the beautiful fart Illusions are painfully shattered Right where discovery farts In the secret wells of emotion Buried deep in our farts I think Emotion Detector is one of them songs you can make a joke out of with anything Love em, Goobs. I needed a good bellowing laugh today . Watch it, Tark! Emotion Detector is one of my favorites, tho I know that's not a cool thing to admit. Check the sig - that's a great song, Mara! the better the song, the more fun the manipulation. now, from Force Ten ( ) tough times demand tough farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the invisible man Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Hold your fire Keep it burning bright Light a fart and the dream ignites A gas bubble, with a vision is a dream With some fission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the invisible man Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Lit up after eating some fast food We arrive at the luanching site A powerfull oder fills the air, like the whole world exploding. Belly rumbling, cheeks intense Resume the final count All systems check T-minus 9 As the ending farting starts to mount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Tom Farter A modern-day martyr Mean mean pass, Todays tom farter Mean mean gas. Though his butt is not for rent, Dont put him down for reeking scents. His dinner, chili and beans, His underwear, it is unclean. Diarrhea And what you say about his abberance Is what you say about his flatulence. Catch the smell, take a whiff Catch the olfactory, take a sniff. The smell is, the smell is, Take a breath that's deep, Maybe as his glute does toot. Todays tom farter, He will make you cry, And the space he invades You will want to die. No, his butt is not for rent The odor is self-evident I don't know what it was he ate All his friends he'll alienate, They're gone now. And what you say about his abberance Is what you say about his flatulence. Get a gasmask, for his gas, You will pass out, from his ass. The smell is, the smell is, Take a breath that's deep, Maybe as his glute does toot. Exit the martyr, Todays tom farter, He loves his own brand, And the wind that he breaks, He gets right on to the toilet and his butt shakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 03:08 PM) Tom Farter A modern-day martyr Mean mean pass, Todays tom farter Mean mean gas. Though his butt is not for rent, Dont put him down for reeking scents. His dinner, chili and beans, His underwear, it is unclean. Diarrhea And what you say about his abberance Is what you say about his flatulence. Catch the smell, take a whiff Catch the olfactory, take a sniff. The smell is, the smell is, Take a breath that's deep, Maybe as his glute does toot. Todays tom farter, He will make you cry, And the space he invades You will want to die. No, his butt is not for rent The odor is self-evident I don't know what it was he ate All his friends he'll alienate, They're gone now. And what you say about his abberance Is what you say about his flatulence. Get a gasmask, for his gas, You will pass out, from his ass. The smell is, the smell is, Take a breath that's deep, Maybe as his glute does toot. Exit the martyr, Todays tom farter, He loves his own brand, And the wind that he breaks, He gets right on to the toilet and his butt shakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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