Turn Me On Dead Man Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 11 2008, 02:04 PM) QUOTE (Turn Me On Dead Man @ Aug 10 2008, 07:18 PM) This thread stinks. I didn't want to say anything, but I too have noticed a very strong and pungent odor emenating from this thread. The next time wind rips from my trousers, this thread will come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanaceaFish Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/DahniLovesSquire/fart.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 QUOTE (PanaceaFish @ Aug 11 2008, 07:26 PM) http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/DahniLovesSquire/fart.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanaceaFish Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/DahniLovesSquire/1smiley_706.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 QUOTE (PanaceaFish @ Aug 11 2008, 07:44 PM) http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/DahniLovesSquire/1smiley_706.gif Where do you get these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 QUOTE (PanaceaFish @ Aug 12 2008, 01:44 AM)http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/DahniLovesSquire/1smiley_706.gif That one reminds me of a certain few people I know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanaceaFish Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 QUOTE (Alex @ Aug 11 2008, 09:19 PM) QUOTE (PanaceaFish @ Aug 11 2008, 07:44 PM) http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/DahniLovesSquire/1smiley_706.gif Where do you get these? Oh, just some website: Mysmilies.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockAngel Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jun 23 2008, 12:22 AM) Farts of pleasure, farts of pain Dietary changes make me gaseous again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 QUOTE (RockAngel @ Aug 31 2008, 11:08 PM) QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jun 23 2008, 12:22 AM) Farts of pleasure, farts of pain Dietary changes make me gaseous again I think its safe to say I created a thread of odor and legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 QUOTE (PassTheAmmunition @ Aug 8 2008, 01:22 PM) The dancer slows her frantic pace In pain and desperation Her aching ass and downcast face Aglow with perspiration Stiff as wire, rectum on fire With just the briefest breath Flooding through her leotard An ass-stream of liquid death She limps across the floor And closes her bathroom door... The writer stares with glassy eyes As he tries to use the loo His knuckles white, his undies moist And streaked with smears of poo Thirty years ago, how the stool would flow With passion and precision But now his hole is dark and dulled By hemhroids and rectal fissures And he stares out the bathroom door Where this stench will rise no more... Some are born to move their bowels Produce their own feces But most of us just dream about The sh*ts we'd like to leave Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you, the ones who once sh+t freely The bowl tolls for thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfGumby Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 QUOTE (PassTheAmmunition @ Aug 8 2008, 12:22 PM) The dancer slows her frantic pace In pain and desperation Her aching ass and downcast face Aglow with perspiration Stiff as wire, rectum on fire With just the briefest breath Flooding through her leotard An ass-stream of liquid death She limps across the floor And closes her bathroom door... The writer stares with glassy eyes As he tries to use the loo His knuckles white, his undies moist And streaked with smears of poo Thirty years ago, how the stool would flow With passion and precision But now his hole is dark and dulled By hemhroids and rectal fissures And he stares out the bathroom door Where this stench will rise no more... Some are born to move their bowels Produce their own feces But most of us just dream about The sh*ts we'd like to leave Sadder still to watch it die Than never to have known it For you, the ones who once sh+t freely The bowl tolls for thee... FAR OUT!!! or should it be, "FART OUT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfGumby Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Heres one - Tough times demand tough talk Demand tough farts demand tough smells Demand... Kinda gives new meaning to Harry Stachels, "What's that smell?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English Muffin Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Come on goober, come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nootch Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 12:55 AM)The Way The Wind Breaks LMAO!!!!!!! Got one... Farts - In the high school halls In the shopping malls Conform or be cast out Farts- In the basement bars In the backs of cars Be cool or be cast out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgbam42 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Do you chose a ready guide or some celstile fart If you chose not to fart you still will have to fart Do you chose from phantom fears and farts that can kill I will chose a path thats gasy I WILL CHOSE TO FART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychotica Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 01:05 AM) I turn my back to the wind To catch my breath, Before I fart off again. Driven on, Without a moment to smell To pass an evening With some gas and a friend best one on here! I "pass an evening with some gas and a friend" with x_analog kid_x all the time while spinning recklessly in front of a greenscreen until we puke! Edited July 30, 2010 by psychotica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheAmmunition Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 QUOTE (PassTheAmmunition @ Aug 5 2010, 03:26 PM) I busted out laughing with "farting where I want instead of where I should" Man that was me at work today. Had the desk fan on all day I was feeling my lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Whompus Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 QUOTE (ProfGumby @ Nov 14 2008, 03:46 PM) Heres one - Tough times demand tough talk Demand tough farts demand tough smells Demand... Kinda gives new meaning to Harry Stachels, "What's that smell?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losingit2k Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 (edited) Fart Years In a fart's life A year is really more like seven And all too soon a flatulence Will be chasing turds in gassie heaven Fart years -- It's the seasoning That makes you itch Fart years -- With every scratch it reappears In the fart days People look to Serious Farts fly out of your moon 'cause those intestines are mysterious It seems to me While it's true that every fart will have his day When all the tones are blaring There is barely time to go outside or pray Fart years -- It's the seasoning that makes you itch Fart years -- With every scratch it reappears Fart years -- For every sad son of a bitch Fart years -- With his fingers in his ears I'd rather be a flower on a landfill Or a can of gassious tears Than be living in these Fart years In a Fart's brain A constant Threat of anal static One sniff at the toilet And the answer is automatic It seems to me As well make our own discharges 'round the block We've lost our senses by obstructing our anus with a rock Edited September 12, 2010 by losingit2k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate2112 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Don't Annoy Us Further! No one wants to hear you poo Just think of the average fart What use does it have for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate2112 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) In a fart's life A year is really more like seven And all too soon a flatulence Will be chasing turds in gassie heaven Fart years -- It's the seasoning That makes you itch Fart years -- With every scratch it reappears In the fart days People look to Serious Farts fly out of your moon 'cause those intestines are mysterious It seems to me While it's true that every fart will have his day When all the tones are blaring There is barely time to go outside or pray Fart years -- It's the seasoning that makes you itch Fart years -- With every scratch it reappears Fart years -- For every sad son of a bitch Fart years -- With his fingers in his ears I'd rather be a flower on a landfill Or a can of gassious tears Than be living in these Fart years In a Fart's brain A constant Threat of anal static One sniff at the toilet And the answer is automatic It seems to me As well make our own discharges 'round the block We've lost our senses by obstructing our anus with a rock and more! Edited December 1, 2010 by Nate2112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow-Dog2112 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 "cases of malignant farts, are often brought on at childhood...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodysHeroine Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jun 21 2008, 10:30 AM)Pariah dogs and wandering madmen Farting at strangers and speaking in tongues That creates such a hilarious mental image... Sounds like something Lerxst would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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