Midway Hawker Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Peter: Hey Quagmire, so this is your new Winnebago.. Quagmire: You mean "Wanna-bang-go".. I'm going to nail chicks in every state in this thing.. Gigity-gigity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0N Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ May 14 2008, 04:57 AM) Peter: Hey Quagmire, so this is your new Winnebago.. Quagmire: You mean "Wanna-bang-go".. I'm going to nail chicks in every state in this thing.. Gigity-gigity Hey quagmire, isn't country spelt with a o? Nope! Giggidy giggidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ May 13 2008, 10:40 PM) Lois: Peter, did you know that they dropped sex ed at Chris' school??? Peter: That's alright Lois, let him figure it out the way I did... With a can of Crisco and a shot glass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Curse you Brocoli! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Peter: "Sorry nothing personal, but the last time I accepted a coupon from a giant chicken it turned out bad..." Love these fights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) Peter, dressed as Daisy Duke, bends over to retrieve a basketball.. Brian and Stewie scream "ehhhhhhh" Brian says: "That looks like a Walrus flossing..." Edited May 28, 2008 by Midway Hawker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Chris (to girl @ vets office): You have to help my dog! He's in really bad shape (after he beats Brian with a chair so he can see said girl). Brian: f**k you. ----------- Peter: I have a few truths to say to the fellow men in the audience. It's your fault there's so much crime in this country, and it's your fault there's so much violence in this country! You are ruining our society and you should be ashamed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Chris: Dad what's the blowhole for? Peter: Well I'll tell you what its not for son. And then...youll understand why I can never go back to seaworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turn Me On Dead Man Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Peter, Joe and Cleveland have just finished a day of fishing. Peter: We didn't catch anything except this tire, boot and this book of cliques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise and Hare Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ May 13 2008, 11:31 PM) QUOTE (Marathonist @ May 13 2008, 07:50 PM) Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac. Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!" (They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues). Hilarious. Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears! " Ok, maybe the 2nd best... "Who wants chowder?" http://www.hulu.com/watch/10907/family-guy...der#x-4,vclip,4 This is the first time I've seen this clip. . . I was laughing so hard, my eyes felt like they were going to pop out. I really didn't think it was going to be that funny. Tortoise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideMaiden Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 my favorite is not so much a quote as a whole scene: Family Guy Jesus Miracle Dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Stewie: I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one bedroom, one bath? Jillian: No, it's a whole apartment. LATER IN THE EPISODE: Jillian (just got out of shower/towel around her): Hey oogie, ooh, you look tense. Brian: Well, uh, Jillian, there's something we need to talk about. Jillian: What is it? (takes off towel to dry hair Brian (staring at her boobs): I, uh... just wanted to spend time with you. COMEDY GOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 The song. . .The Freakin' FCC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoh7TSICls One of the best ever! . . .'cause you can't say 'penis'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jun 3 2008, 03:23 AM)The song. . .The Freakin' FCC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoh7TSICls One of the best ever! . . .'cause you can't say 'penis'. My sister absoloutely loves that song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Lois/Leia - "Govenor Tarkin, I reckognised your foul stench as soon as I was brought on board." Stewie/Darth Vader - "Um, actually, that was me. I made a Darth Doodie. I Sithed in my pants. My diaper's gone over to the Dark Side. I've got pages of these, I can go on." or Peter/Han - "Great kid, don't get Penisy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jun 2 2008, 09:23 PM) The song. . .The Freakin' FCC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoh7TSICls One of the best ever! . . .'cause you can't say 'penis'. Oh my God, that one's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 QUOTE (Mandalorian Hunter @ Jun 3 2008, 05:44 PM) Lois/Leia - "Govenor Tarkin, I reckognised your foul stench as soon as I was brought on board." Stewie/Darth Vader - "Um, actually, that was me. I made a Darth Doodie. I Sithed in my pants. My diaper's gone over to the Dark Side. I've got pages of these, I can go on." Damn. I only saw that episode once but I must've missed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nic2112nic Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Lois: Peter, I think I may be pregnant... Peter: Holy crap, Lois! Are you sure it's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Money Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Herbert, while at the Jr High dance. "Don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings." It's just creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Chicken. (Pause, breathing heavily) Gave me a bad coupon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 (Meg stands at her locker at school) Random girl walks up to her Random Girl: Some company hired me to stand next to you so you'd look less ugly. Meg: What are you- Random Guy: Hey, Meg, did you get less ugly? Meg (pulls girl over): Uh, YES! Poor girl! Yet, I find myself about her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Quagmire - Hey Meg, you eighteen yet? No? Alllllll riiiiiight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Quagmire - What the Hell? Did I just get laid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Quagmire - I would want to come between you two ladies...Or would I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Quagemire - You must be a parking ticket, cause you got "FINE" written all over you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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