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Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:59 PM

Lois: You know, I'm not wearing any panties.....
Peter: Don't worry, we can always throw that chair out.  

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Posted 09 May 2008 - 11:25 AM

I don't mean to be technical sir, but you are the bas**rd Gynahahaha!

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Posted 12 May 2008 - 07:28 AM

Girl on the Dating Game: If I were an ice cream sundae, what would you do with me?
Peter: I'd eat you really fast, before I got flaccid.  

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Posted 13 May 2008 - 09:50 PM

Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac.  Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!"

(They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues).   062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif

Hilarious.

Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears!  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif "

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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:04 PM

Peter taking communion:

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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Gompers @ Apr 28 2008, 08:31 AM)
This is the best.



Cool Whip

This is my favorite as well...  

http://www.hulu.com/watch/11473/family-guy...whip#s-p4-st-i1

The cool whip exchange makes me fall over backward...

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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (Marathonist @ May 13 2008, 07:50 PM)
Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac.  Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!"

(They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues).   062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif

Hilarious.

Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears!  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif "

Ok, maybe the 2nd best...

"Who wants chowder?"

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10907/family-guy...der#x-4,vclip,4



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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:32 PM

Meg:  "Why did Laura Bush save all of these Planned Parenthood receipts?"

Chris:  "Wow, she's been scraped more times than a fisherman's knuckle!"

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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:40 PM

Lois:  Peter, did you know that they dropped sex ed at Chris' school???
Peter:  That's alright Lois, let him figure it out the way I did...  With a can of Crisco and a shot glass...

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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:45 PM

Peter (in bed, arms behind his head):  Ah Lois, that was fantastic.  By the way, where'd you get that tattoo on your lower back?
Lois:  Ah, I don't know...   Meth is a hell of a drug...



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Posted 13 May 2008 - 10:57 PM

Peter:  Hey Quagmire, so this is your new Winnebago..
Quagmire:  You mean "Wanna-bang-go"..  I'm going to nail chicks in every state in this thing..  Gigity-gigity



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Posted 17 May 2008 - 03:47 PM

QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ May 14 2008, 04:57 AM)
Peter:  Hey Quagmire, so this is your new Winnebago..
Quagmire:  You mean "Wanna-bang-go"..  I'm going to nail chicks in every state in this thing..  Gigity-gigity

Hey quagmire, isn't country spelt with a o?
Nope! Giggidy giggidy

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ May 13 2008, 10:40 PM)
Lois:  Peter, did you know that they dropped sex ed at Chris' school???
Peter:  That's alright Lois, let him figure it out the way I did...  With a can of Crisco and a shot glass...

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 11:09 AM

Curse you Brocoli!

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 11:11 AM

Peter: "Sorry nothing personal, but the last time I accepted a coupon from a giant chicken it turned out bad..."


Love these fights

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 11:55 PM

Peter, dressed as Daisy Duke, bends over to retrieve a basketball..

Brian and Stewie scream "ehhhhhhh"

Brian says:  "That looks like a Walrus flossing..."

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Posted 28 May 2008 - 12:59 AM

Chris (to girl @ vets office): You have to help my dog! He's in really bad shape (after he beats Brian with a chair so he can see said girl).

Brian: f**k you.

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Posted 28 May 2008 - 05:31 PM

Chris: Dad what's the blowhole for?
Peter: Well I'll tell you what its not for son. And then...youll understand why I can never go back to seaworld.

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Posted 28 May 2008 - 08:16 PM

Peter, Joe and Cleveland have just finished a day of fishing.

Peter: We didn't catch anything except this tire, boot and this book of cliques.  

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Posted 28 May 2008 - 08:56 PM

QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ May 13 2008, 11:31 PM)
QUOTE (Marathonist @ May 13 2008, 07:50 PM)
Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac.  Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!"

(They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues).   062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif

Hilarious.

Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears!  062802puke_prv.gif  062802puke_prv.gif "

Ok, maybe the 2nd best...

"Who wants chowder?"

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10907/family-guy...der#x-4,vclip,4

This is the first time I've seen this clip. . .

I was laughing so hard, my eyes felt like they were going to pop out.

I really didn't think it was going to be that funny.

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