ALifeson85 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 QUOTE (Part 4 of a Trilogy @ Mar 30 2008, 08:03 PM) "There is no f--king drummer better than Neil Peart!" "It ain't easy being cheesy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part 4 of a Trilogy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 QUOTE (ALifeson85 @ Mar 30 2008, 09:22 PM) QUOTE (Part 4 of a Trilogy @ Mar 30 2008, 08:03 PM) "There is no f--king drummer better than Neil Peart!" "It ain't easy being cheesy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushAubie Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Stewie(to Brian): You got my money man? Where's my money? See this is what happens man.(All while beating him to a pulp and eventually shooting him in the knee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softfilter Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Complete this sentence "Land of the free and the home of the..." Peter Griffin- "And the home of the whopper?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 Here's an absolute classic which needs to be put into context. The episode where Brian and Stewie have their own radio show and are firing hot dog sausages at some girl who turned up at the studio topless. Girl: That one felt like my dad! Radio jingle: Incest in the morning! Supressed memories! 97-1! It's the way it says "Supressed memories" that makes it hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 QUOTE (softfilter @ Mar 31 2008, 09:24 PM) Complete this sentence "Land of the free and the home of the..." Peter Griffin- "And the home of the whopper?" I just choke on my cough drop I laughed at that scene so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 This is the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik Cool Whip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 How did I not know about this thread? I'll post in this later. I have to finish an essay right now. But this has to be the greatest thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 "Getting shot doesn't get you out of the military anymore. We try to get out with as much as we can. We have two dead guys guarding the ammunition. Good news everybody. Democracy just kicked in!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Don't know if this word for word but "My daddy killed himself. He looked in the water, saw his reflection, jumped in, and then drowned trying to save himself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 When they are at the ballet Stewie: Hey Meg..you know..ballet dancers are famous for anorexia and bolemia..and......seemed to have worked for them so um.....hintity hint hint." I'll be back with more tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Meg: I just want to kill myself by eating a whole bowl of peanuts Lois and peter stare Meg: Im allergic to peanuts *Keep staring* Meg: You dont know anything about me (runs upstairs) Peter: Who was that guy? Peter: Why did all the dinousaurs die out? Some guy at the museum: Because you touch yourself at night Meg: Please go out with me. I promise I'll pay for everything. Boy: Yeah..uh that sounds cool but i'm gonna be in the hospital that night *shoots stomach with a nailgun* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 (edited) "You know your a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack" Stewie: Oh I feel so deliciously white trash! Mommy I want a mullet! Edited April 30, 2008 by theworkingman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Peter: "Brian! There's a message in my Alphabits - it says "Ooooo..."" Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Lois, we agreed if we had to leave one, it would be Meg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Lois: You know, I'm not wearing any panties..... Peter: Don't worry, we can always throw that chair out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0N Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I don't mean to be technical sir, but you are the bas**rd Gynahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Girl on the Dating Game: If I were an ice cream sundae, what would you do with me? Peter: I'd eat you really fast, before I got flaccid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac. Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!" (They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues). Hilarious. Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgyspice Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Peter taking communion: "Is that really the blood of Christ? Wow, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 QUOTE (Gompers @ Apr 28 2008, 08:31 AM) This is the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik Cool Whip This is my favorite as well... http://www.hulu.com/watch/11473/family-guy...whip#s-p4-st-i1 The cool whip exchange makes me fall over backward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ May 13 2008, 07:50 PM) Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac. Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!" (They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues). Hilarious. Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears! " Ok, maybe the 2nd best... "Who wants chowder?" http://www.hulu.com/watch/10907/family-guy...der#x-4,vclip,4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Meg: "Why did Laura Bush save all of these Planned Parenthood receipts?" Chris: "Wow, she's been scraped more times than a fisherman's knuckle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Lois: Peter, did you know that they dropped sex ed at Chris' school??? Peter: That's alright Lois, let him figure it out the way I did... With a can of Crisco and a shot glass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Peter (in bed, arms behind his head): Ah Lois, that was fantastic. By the way, where'd you get that tattoo on your lower back? Lois: Ah, I don't know... Meth is a hell of a drug... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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