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#21 gleamingalloyaircar81

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Mar 25 2008, 07:16 PM)
Nobody else? I mean c'mon! Comedy gold!

Porn movie producer: It's kinda like Bang The Drum Slowly except the drum's a chick.

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I LOVE that one!

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#22 TheRocinanteKid

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 03:57 PM

QUOTE (Magnus @ Mar 30 2008, 08:21 PM)
Brian gets whacked in the face with a military rifle at boot camp

Stewie: Boy! That's gotta hurt more than a birthday telegram from Zinedine Zidane!

cutaway to Zidane ringing an old lady's doorbell, holding a birthday cake. She opens the door and Zidane viciously headbutts her, and drops the cake on her face.

Zidane: Bon anniversaire.  rofl3.gif

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Forgot all about this, brilliant!

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Mar 30 2008, 03:57 PM)
QUOTE (Magnus @ Mar 30 2008, 08:21 PM)
Brian gets whacked in the face with a military rifle at boot camp

Stewie: Boy! That's gotta hurt more than a birthday telegram from Zinedine Zidane!

cutaway to Zidane ringing an old lady's doorbell, holding a birthday cake. She opens the door and Zidane viciously headbutts her, and drops the cake on her face.

Zidane: Bon anniversaire.  rofl3.gif

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Forgot all about this, brilliant!

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 04:15 PM

Peter: A degenerate am I? Well you miss are a festeseo...see I can make up big words to sister.

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:03 PM

  NeilFinal.gif  "There is no f--king drummer better than Neil Peart!"

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:22 PM

QUOTE (Part 4 of a Trilogy @ Mar 30 2008, 08:03 PM)
NeilFinal.gif  "There is no f--king drummer better than Neil Peart!"

"It ain't easy being cheesy..."

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:26 PM

QUOTE (ALifeson85 @ Mar 30 2008, 09:22 PM)
QUOTE (Part 4 of a Trilogy @ Mar 30 2008, 08:03 PM)
NeilFinal.gif  "There is no f--king drummer better than Neil Peart!"

"It ain't easy being cheesy..."

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 08:14 PM

Stewie(to Brian):  You got my money man?  Where's my money?  See this is what happens man.(All while beating him to a pulp and eventually shooting him in the knee)

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 09:24 PM

Complete this sentence
"Land of the free and the home of the..."
Peter Griffin- "And the home of the whopper?"    laugh.gif  

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 07:25 AM

Here's an absolute classic which needs to be put into context.

The episode where Brian and Stewie have their own radio show and are firing hot dog sausages at some girl who turned up at the studio topless.

Girl: That one felt like my dad!

Radio jingle: Incest in the morning! Supressed memories! 97-1!

It's the way it says "Supressed memories" that makes it hilarious.

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:32 AM

QUOTE (softfilter @ Mar 31 2008, 09:24 PM)
Complete this sentence
"Land of the free and the home of the..."
Peter Griffin- "And the home of the whopper?"    laugh.gif

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I just choke on my cough drop I laughed at that scene so hard!  laugh.gif  

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 10:31 AM

This is the best.



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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:10 AM

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:14 AM

"Getting shot doesn't get you out of the military anymore. We try to get out with as much as we can. We have two dead guys guarding the ammunition.

Good news everybody. Democracy just kicked in!"




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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:16 AM

Don't know if this word for word but

"My daddy killed himself. He looked in the water, saw his reflection, jumped in, and then drowned trying to save himself."

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:19 AM

When they are at the ballet

Stewie: Hey Meg..you know..ballet dancers are famous for anorexia and bolemia..and......seemed to have worked for them so um.....hintity hint hint."

I'll be back with more tomorrow.  tongue.gif  

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 09:25 AM


Meg: I just want to kill myself by eating a whole bowl of peanuts
Lois and peter stare
Meg: Im allergic to peanuts
*Keep staring*
Meg: You dont know anything about me (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Peter: Why did all the dinousaurs die out?
Some guy at the museum: Because you touch yourself at night

Meg: Please go out with me. I promise I'll pay for everything.
Boy: Yeah..uh that sounds cool but i'm gonna be in the hospital that night
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 08:10 PM

"You know your a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack"

Stewie: Oh I feel so deliciously white trash! Mommy I want a mullet!  

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:01 PM

Peter: "Brian! There's a message in my Alphabits - it says "Ooooo...""
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:32 PM

Lois, we agreed if we had to leave one, it would be Meg.




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