'Rottweiler'

[Jack Aubrey]

[scene 1] The exterior of a production studio office, the camera slowly zooms in and holds tight on the door, but not entering. From the office, we can hear the sounds of coughing and the gurgling sounds of a bong being used.

 

Studio Exec 1: So man, what's next on the slate for us? Pass the Doritos.

 

Studio Exec 2: Here ya go, man. I've been thinking lately about how we can get our hands on some of the terminator money.

 

Exec 1: Terminator? The movie with Schwarzkopf? (Loud howling laughter from both men.) I mean Schwarzenegger! Oh man, I'm baked.

 

Exec 2: Yeah. But I was thinking that the terminator should be a dog this time.

 

Exec 1: Whoah! You really do get better ideas when you're stoned!

 

'Rottweiler'

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Jack, I can say without reservation or fear of ridicule, that your setup is far better than that movie has a chance to be.

 

Using the soon-to-be-patented 1-0-0-1 rating system, I rate it:

 

-- Must See

-- Rental

-- Wait For Cable

-- Wait for Network TV

Avoid At All Costs